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That's so typical. You won't steal a baby, but you're too lazy to conjugate. — Jim Butcher

Later. Bad habit to get into," Thomas said. "Life's too short. — Jim Butcher

America's veterans deserve the very best health care because they've earned it. — Jim Ramstad

It's a tradition," Grimm said. "Were traditions rational, they'd be procedures. — Jim Butcher

I think that phrase is the most horrible phrase in the English language - 'I don't know.' It's terribly embarrassing. — Jim Morrison

It is impossible to effectively parent from the driver's seat of a minivan. — Jim Berg

If your plan's success hinges on not getting caught, you need another plan. — Jim Grant

If you have the opportunity to watch Nathan Fillion or Jim Carrey do a scene, it's like getting a Ph.D. in acting. — Molly Quinn

It's a simple question of supply and demand. But all of us are grossly overpaid. I think it's a ridiculous dispute. — Jim Courier

You don't do what's right because you know it will work out. You do it because you know it's right. — Jim C. Hines

I do want everyone to feel comfortable. That's why I'd like to talk to you about Jesus. — Jim Gaffigan

I don't want to get involved in the culture war. Religion's iffy. — Jim Gaffigan

Be a peacemaker but never at the expense of your character or God's standards. — Jim George

Madness is never that far away. It's as close as saying yes to the wrong impulse. — Jim Carrey

Comedians kind of write what comes to them. You can give yourself little assignments, but it's what inspires you. — Jim Gaffigan

I think the very simplest way to show Superman's power is to have him punch someone that's powerful. — Jim Lee

It's so obvious The Weather Channel is pro hurricane. Fair and balanced my ass. — Jim Gaffigan

Mab narrowed her eyes, and a little smile graced her lips. "Impudent," she said. "It's sweet on you. — Jim Butcher

I sign every autograph I can for kids because I remember myself at that age. I think it's ridiculous that some guys won't sign for a kid. — Jim Thome

It's a shadelight. Some of my men put one up whenever I lose a member of the crew. To light his shade's way back to his bunk, so he can rest. — Jim Butcher

It may be the rooster that does all the crowing but it's the hen that delivers the goods. — Jim Hightower

If you bail out every investment bank that gets in trouble, that's not capitalism, that's socialism for the rich — Jim Rogers

What I love about WonderCon is that, while the focus is on the comics, it's also a celebration of games and movies and all the ancillary media. — Jim Lee

I'm working on a new pitch. It's called a strike. — Jim Kern

Those forced to make impossible choices are rarely loved. If it's approval and reputation you care about, then you have no place here. — Jim C. Hines

Only when we try to understand one another's suffering can we begin to bring each other joy. — Jim Stovall

It's obvious that St. Louis has certain advantages compared to other cities: namely, a concentration of financial services. — Jim McKelvey

Love is such a powerful subject matter because it comes in so many different shapes and sizes. It's about timing, fate, failure, redemption. — Jim Sturgess

If you don't design your own life plan, chances are you'll fall into someone else's plan. And guess what they have planed for you? Not much. — Jim Rohn

Isaac, tell your girlfriend she can't bring weapons into holy-shit-your-spider's-on-fire! — Jim C. Hines

Haiti's economy cannot be built by and benefit just a privileged few. It must be built by and benefit all Haitians. — Jim Yong Kim

Hell's bells," I muttered. "Harry, you idiot, when will you learn not to victory gloat? — Jim Butcher

Trouble is one of God's great servants because it reminds us how much we continually need the Lord. — Jim Cymbala

I really want to love somebody. I do. I just don't know if it's possible forever and ever. — Jim Carrey

Alone. It's one of those small words that means entirely too much. Like fear. Or trust. — Jim Butcher

That's what she keeps you around for, to diddle her fiddle. Because you're low-hung and she's high-strung! — Jim Thompson

Because it needs to be said," she murmured. "Because that's what happened. You deserve to know that. — Jim Butcher

It's hard for the donkeys to win the race if they're going to carry the elephants on their backs. — Jim Hightower

it's hard enough separating the good stuff from the bullshit without adding to the whole mess by wanting to know what you ain't gonna know. — Jim Dodge

If you read literature, you put yourself in somebody else's shoes. You learn from great figures in literature. — Jim Leach

Take care of your body. It's the only place you have to live. — Jim Rohn

A debate has one purpose, one purpose only, and that is to facilitate the exchange of ideas directly between two candidates, and that's it. — Jim Lehrer

Don't mess with a wizard when he's wizarding! — Jim Butcher

I know what it's like to lose it. — Jim Butcher

I think what's wonderful is that 'Community' has always had its voice, has always had it's vision, and that started from the very beginning. — Jim Rash

In the world of independent filmmaking, you're never quite sure what's happening when and where. — Jim Sturgess

Indians scattered on dawn's highway bleeding/Ghosts crowd the young child's fragile eggshell mind. — Jim Morrison

Your paycheck is not your employer's responsibility, it's your responsibility. Your employer has no control over your value, but you do. — Jim Rohn

One of DC's strengths is our archive of storylines ranging from 'Watchmen' to 'Arkham Asylum' to 'Sandman.' — Jim Lee

I don't think I really know just how cool Satan really was when I was in Junior High School. Now, thanks to Marilyn Manson, it's no longer a secret. — Jim Coleman

It's an old place, but it sings in the darkness and is, in its own quirky little way, alive. It's home. — Jim Butcher

As long as it comes across, the characters are well-served, the stories are good, and people like it, that's it for me. I'm a happy guy. — Jim Cummings

The amount of time we give to something indicates it's importance to us. — Jim George

God's love and His gift of salvation are given to you by God's grace - not earned by your works. — Jim George

I like to change people's sense of what's possible. — Jim Yong Kim

There is this false perception that comedians can never be serious. It's like from like the era of court jesters. — Jim Gaffigan

Hell's holy stars and freaking stones shit bells. — Jim Butcher

A lot of times when I was short, I would create a level of activity beforehand that would drive the futures ... It's a fun game, — Jim Cramer

I know I was a businessman for years, and I stayed up countless nights worrying about having to let one person go. It's a terrible thing to do. — Jim DeMint

In 1961, at age seventy, standing just four feet ten inches tall and weighing ninety-eight pounds, Kline became Disneyland's first Tinker Bell. — Jim Korkis

It's not the matter you cover so much as it is the manner in which you cover it. — Jim Rohn

There's nothing that makes you more insane than family. Or more happy. Or more exasperated. Or more ... secure. — Jim Butcher

God's strength will come to you when you faithfully read His Word. — Jim George

I think it's difficult for members of Congress to be as independent as they need to be in their voting. — Jim Moran

I can disintegrate a virgin's inhibitions at fifty paces, but I can't last two weeks at a job where I'm wearing a stupid hairnet and a paper hat. — Jim Butcher

Live each moment like it's the last moment in your life. — Jim MacLaren

Politicians are terrified of losing touch with folks back home but content to be clueless about government's failure to fix real problems. — Jim Cooper

Build a man a fire and he's warm for a day," I said. "But set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life. Tao of Pratchett. — Jim Butcher

That's the great thing about being a wizard. I can always tell myself, honestly, that things could be worse. — Jim Butcher

I talked about my family, my family's so important. — Jim Valvano

God's approval should be your standard for success. — Jim George

I think it's appropriate in America for anyone to speak out and say what their reaction is to the president's State of the Union speech. — Jim Jordan

If steak is the tuxedo of meat, and bacon is the candy of meat, then a good cheeseburger is the mother's hug of meat. — Jim Gaffigan

In a weird way, the drama behind the stage was sort of keeping 'Community' on people's minds. — Jim Rash

I said yes to so many things, from a sex change to gastric by-pass surgery, so it's always paid off for me. — Jim Carrey

Imagine Smaug's treasure hoard. Now imagine Smaug with crippling levels of obsessive-compulsive disorder and fanatic good taste. — Jim Butcher

Let's just say I was testing the bounds of reality. I was curious to see what would happen. That's all it was: just curiosity. — Jim Morrison

Alasdair Fraser's Culburnie Records has quietly become one of the best Celtic music labels today. — Jim Lee

Take advice, but not orders. Only give yourself orders. Abraham Lincoln once said, 'Since I will be no one's slave, I will be no one's master.' — Jim Rohn

I think what's cool about a body-switching movie is, 'The grass is always greener:' the idea that someone else has a better life than I do. — Jim Rash

Hi, God, it's me, Harry. Please don't turn me into a pillar of salt. — Jim Butcher

Wonder Woman isn't even American; she's an Amazon princess. — Jim Lee

I've been doing the 'Sherman's Lagoon' strip for about 18 years, and I was a political cartoonist before that for my hometown paper in Alexandria, Va. — Jim Toomey

It's not everyone who can teach you something about faith without saying a word to do it. — Jim Butcher

shoddily constructed sexual fantasies" The Guardian... a newspaper in England. — Rocky Flintstone

Some teachers teach for others to learn. That's not me. Some teachers teach for others to accomplish. That is me. — Jim Rohn

That's not to say that I'm a well-informed Catholic. I'm still in idiot. — Jim Gaffigan

There's the know. And there's the unknown. And what separates the two is the door, and that's what i wanta be. Ahh wanna be th' dooooooooorrr ... — Jim Morrison

When Rick Perry says I can do for America what I've done for Texas, pay attention. That's no idle threat. — Jim Hightower

It's irrational and childish for me to be upset, and I don't care. — Jim Butcher

Kale is a superfood and it's special power is tasting bad. — Jim Gaffigan

Rep. James Clyburn, the state's only black congressman
controls 20 percent to 25 percent of the primary vote. — Jim Clyburn

That's the worst part about the walking dead ... the stains. — Jim Butcher

History shows that you can't - you can't have security in Southeast Asia without security in Northeast Asia. It's just the reality. — Jim Webb

Magic is a lot like language: it's all about stringing things together,
linking one thing with another, one idea with another. — Jim Butcher

You cannot succeed by yourself. It's hard to find a rich hermit. — Jim Rohn

There's a lot of very funny people I'd love to work with that I've never met, of course. I love Steve Martin and Jim Carrey. — Dick Van Dyke

You cannot escape God's call on your life. He will pursue you to the ends of the earth! — Jim George

I don't want to be a TV star for the sake of being on TV. I want to have a TV show that's based around my comedy. — Jim Gaffigan

Babies should be classified as an antidepressant. It's pretty hard to be in a bad mood around a 5-month-old baby. — Jim Gaffigan