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I don't want to limit myself as a writer. Tastes change, and I want to keep my eye on the future.
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I believe that I have such a vanilla life.
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I guess my most prized pop culture possession is a signed first edition of the book 'Fight Club' by Chuck Palahniuk.
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I tried, it was hard, I quit, the end. Story of my life.
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In real life, I tend to yell at people a lot. Not because I'm bossy or mean, but because I'm frustrated.
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Beauty pageants, you're only judged once. Sorority rush, you have to go through 20 parties.
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Maybe I've moved to the dark side, but it's clean and nice and we never run out of toilet paper.
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This way, when I do have something like special-occasion engagement cake, I can enjoy the whole damn thing without a twinge of remorse. I
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I'm doing a lot more handmade gifts. When I go to a party, I cook whatever it is I need to bring instead of just grabbing a bottle of wine.
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Expressing political opinion can be a powerful way to establish a character's voice when writing fiction.
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Photo developers everywhere are likely the reason my entire generation didn't devolve into total chaos.
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You know what it was like? It was like thinking I was heading to a surprise party and instead it was a surprise pap smear.
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If I had kids, I'd probably be way over-protective, researching everything they begged to see to make sure the content was appropriate.
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Forgive the cliche, but friends are truly the family you choose.
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Milk, powdered heavy cream, and powdered butter." "Didn't know a lot of these products existed,
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I've always been able to cook Italian food. That's in my blood because I'm half Sicilian.
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Now with social media, people essentially come into my living room, my virtual living room, and tell me everything that is wrong with me.
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Writing is something that I've always loved. That stems from my love of being a reader.
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Although they're doing manual labor, they're both wearing tailored slacks and dressy leather shoes, which
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I'm the person who says every single thing she thinks, sometimes to others' amusement, and almost always to my detriment.
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Dessert is my reward for having met my goals during the day. Really, dessert is an event rather than a specific item.
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No matter how happy anyone is with their choices, I believe it's human nature to wonder about the path not taken.
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I am going to embarrass myself. I have accepted that fact, and that's just how it's going to be.
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I married a man who isn't afraid to wash a dish, scrub a toilet, or have his unibrow waxed into submission by a licensed professional.
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I yearn to be a woman of more depth, but I'm not so fond of the path I'd need to follow to get there.
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When did the cell phone become a license to be rude? And why must I be subjected to your personal conversations?
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No one gives out Congratulations on Not Being a Douche-Canoe medals, because good behavior is part of the social contract.
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I'm very detail oriented. I think that's why people enjoy my memoirs - because I tend to remember everything.
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Asking me to choose between a traditional book and a Kindle is like asking me which of my dogs I love most.
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Everyone who reads me is someone I'd like to hang out with.
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I would rather receive a Pap smear from Captain Hook than venture out in New Year's Eve.
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I don't mean to get all religious here, but I'm pretty sure key lime martinis (with a graham cracker & sugar rim) are proof that Jesus loves us.
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I'm such a fangirl when it comes to other writers. I read 250 books a year, and I'm always talking up books by other authors.
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Kiss the fattest part of my ass
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Plaid is always cute and always will be. But only on the bottom. At the top, it makes you look like a farmer.
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Life is unfair and there are winners and losers, regardless of how much overprotective parents attempt to shield their offspring from reality.
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You think you're so cool just because you can walk!
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You can't all of a sudden go to sleep one night and wake up Martha Stewart. It's bit by bit by bit.
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I didn't want to turn into Martha Stewart. I wanted to turn into a more organized, more gracious me. And that truly has happened.
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At my age, I feel like I'm halfway to the finish line and life's too short to do what I'm sure to hate.
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Ambien might have mentally just tossed my salad. WITH CROUTONS.
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I'm not lazy. I'm simply judicious about excess movement.
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In other words? The bitch had it coming. And I am that bitch. — Jen Lancaster
In terms of being smart, Libby is very, very pretty.
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When it comes to matters of pro sports, politics or palate, disparate sides claim their party, team and cola to be superior.
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The iPad's all about proprietary apps that are supposed to be amazing on the bigger screen.
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You want to change? Lose the bitch. Be nicer to people. Stop telling them to "bite you" and threatening to kick them until they're dead.
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I think people tend to be very myopic and they don't understand how their actions impact others.
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I never sleep on the plane. I have to be awake and using my mind power to keep it in the air
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I still believe in the Holy Trinity, except now it's Target, Trader Joe's, and IKEA.
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