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There is a part of me that really just thinks it would be so funny to see the 'Veep' characters in 'Game of Thrones.'
— Timothy Simons
Comedy wasn't something I chose - it chose me. I was just inherently funny when I was a kid.
— Pauly Shore
What is wrong with me i just bought a bag of weed from an infant.
— Dave Chappelle
If we get a 3D printer at the office, the first thing I'm printing with it is a new 3D printer just for me!
— The Covert Comic
My father was funnier than me. My father was Richard Pryor-funny. I'm just a better businessman.
— Tracy Morgan
Some friends of mine got me a sweater for my birthday. I'd have preferred a moaner or a screamer, but the sweater was OK.
— Steven Wright
If I let you go are you going to hit me again?""What do you think?"
"Then I'm not going to let you go. — Sarah Mayberry
Purple Haze all in my brain, lately things don't seem the same. Actin' funny but I don't know why. 'Scuse me while I kiss the sky.
— Jimi Hendrix
I want to get non-aerosol mace, you just rub it in. "Dude who is attacking me - come a little closer!"
— Mitch Hedberg
I've never been bothered with my conduct. I've only been bothered by people that don't get it correct when they gossip about me.
— Shannon L. Alder
I hate when I break my own rules. What's the point of me being rational if I flail around like a clown?
— Jesse Ball
You're not a loser. You're almost as smart as me, which makes you one of the smartest people on the planet.
— Jules Barnard
It's funny how the smallest things I've done speak the loudest about me, but I like that.
— Xavier Niel
I hate arrows. They try to tell me which direction to go. It's like "I ain't going that way, line with two thirds of a triangle on the end!"
— Mitch Hedberg
I have a rule: I prefer anyone who doesn't try to kill me to anyone who does. I'm funny that way.
— China Mieville
Cable is a great medium. It's something I respond to. I'm not doing sitcoms. People don't find me funny. That's just the way it is.
— Diego Klattenhoff
Hollywood called me, asking me, "How much to do a movie with Farrah Fawcett?" "$50,000" They called back, "How about $20,000?" I said, "I'll pay it!"
— Henny Youngman
If my hair was on fire and llamas came to put it out, he'd tell me the shot was great.
— Erin Dionne
I've started looking at my own father a bit funny. He assures me, though, that I really am the son of a Scottish postman.
— Craig Ferguson
If I was a mechanic and someone called me and said their car would not start, I would say, "Hey - maybe a killer is after you!"
— Mitch Hedberg
All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.
— Mitch Hedberg
You know what's funny to me? Attitude.
— Don Rickles
I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.
— Warren Buffett
Your pupils are dilated. Does that mean you want to fuck me or eat me? Because I might have a problem with one of those.-Dex to Sloane — Charlie Cochet
Otis! Will you PLEASE stop killing me!
— Rick Riordan
The police are on the way to arrest you for stealing my heart, hijacking my feelings, and driving me crazy.
— Harriet Morgan
The funny thing about me is I move from genre to genre, but I essentially shoot all the movies the same way.
— James Mangold
What did you want me to do? Ask him for money?
— Mariana Zapata
Your level of neuroses will only find love in a made-for-TV movie.
— Michelle Hodkin
