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Irs's Quotes By Ron Paul: 1913 wasn't a very good year. 1913 gave 1913 wasn't a very good year. 1913 gave us the income tax, the 16th amendment and the IRS. Ron Paul
Irs's Quotes By Penny Reid: I'd once overheard my daddy tell my momma I'd once overheard my daddy tell my momma that the six Winston boys had inherited their father's ability to charm snakes, the IRS, and women. — Penny Reid
Irs's Quotes By Burt Shavitz: What do I need it for, millions of What do I need it for, millions of dollars? It just sounds like problems with the IRS to me. — Burt Shavitz
Irs's Quotes By Charles O. Rossotti: The cost of taxpayer compliance with [the tax The cost of taxpayer compliance with [the tax code] is over $80 billion per year, more than eight times the cost of the IRS budget — Charles O. Rossotti
Irs's Quotes By Charles M. Schulz: Dear IRS, I am writing to cancel my Dear IRS, I am writing to cancel my subscription. Please remove my name from your mailing list. — Charles M. Schulz
Irs's Quotes By Calvin Peete: The money was going to come and go, The money was going to come and go, between a wife and the IRS. The thrill of beating the best field in golf is what will always stay with me. — Calvin Peete
Irs's Quotes By Bob Thaves: When you come into the world you have When you come into the world you have nothing ... when you leave you have nothing ... and in between there's the IRS. — Bob Thaves
Irs's Quotes By Janis Ian: I bought all my friends guitars and I I bought all my friends guitars and I had a good time with my money. But then one day the IRS came knocking. — Janis Ian
Irs's Quotes By William Manchee: Never call your office while you're on vacation. Never call your office while you're on vacation. That's always been one of my hard and fast rules. — William Manchee
Irs's Quotes By Ron Paul: By the way, when I say cut taxes, By the way, when I say cut taxes, I don't mean fiddle with the code. I mean abolish the income tax and the IRS, and replace them with nothing. — Ron Paul
Irs's Quotes By Beano Cook: I hate it. I just do. That [artificial I hate it. I just do. That [artificial turf], local news, the IRS, and hair dryers are the four worst inventions of the century. — Beano Cook
Irs's Quotes By Lawrence Wright: IRS is very poorly equipped to make a IRS is very poorly equipped to make a distinction between what is a religion and what is not. — Lawrence Wright
Irs's Quotes By Harold H. Greene: Mandatory sentencing guidelines have become as complicated and Mandatory sentencing guidelines have become as complicated and detailed as the IRS code! — Harold H. Greene
Irs's Quotes By Barton Gellman: I have no evidence of any relationship between I have no evidence of any relationship between IRS and NSA. — Barton Gellman
Irs's Quotes By Diane Kelly: Daddy had a strict rule about firearms. Anything Daddy had a strict rule about firearms. Anything we killed we had to eat. No amount of barbecue sauce would make a hairy guy like you palatable. — Diane Kelly
Irs's Quotes By Malcolm Forbes: I think the terror most people are concerned I think the terror most people are concerned with is the IRS. — Malcolm Forbes
Irs's Quotes By Laura Oliva: I should hex the IRS. I should hex the IRS. — Laura Oliva
Irs's Quotes By Cindy Sheehan: Isn't it nice of the IRS to tell Isn't it nice of the IRS to tell the media where to ambush me before they tell me that the U.S. Attorney is suing me? — Cindy Sheehan
Irs's Quotes By Jay Leno: Form 1040 was chosen by the IRS because Form 1040 was chosen by the IRS because for every $50 you earn, you get 10 and they get 40. — Jay Leno
Irs's Quotes By Jessica Savitch: It is my belief that one's salary is It is my belief that one's salary is between an individual and the IRS. — Jessica Savitch
Irs's Quotes By Bruce Bartlett: With all due respect to Speaker Hastert, trying With all due respect to Speaker Hastert, trying to eliminate the IRS by adopting a national retail sales tax is a very dumb idea. — Bruce Bartlett
Irs's Quotes By Bill Dedman: Huguette Clark has had her own tax liens Huguette Clark has had her own tax liens - four times, the IRS has filed to collect taxes from her. — Bill Dedman
Irs's Quotes By Ron Barrier: I have often thought that the difference between I have often thought that the difference between a cult and a religion is an IRS ruling. — Ron Barrier
Irs's Quotes By Louie Gohmert: We've got the NSA getting logs of every We've got the NSA getting logs of every call you make. The IRS is weaponized like Richard Nixon could only have dreamed of. — Louie Gohmert
Irs's Quotes By Tracy Morgan: What am I afraid of? The IRS. That's What am I afraid of? The IRS. That's it. I don't want those people knockin' on my door, man. — Tracy Morgan
Irs's Quotes By Jay Leno: Do you know who will be in charge Do you know who will be in charge of health care? The IRS. You thought getting audited was bad? Wait until your next prostate exam. — Jay Leno
Irs's Quotes By Milton Berle: Santa is having a tough time this year. Santa is having a tough time this year. Last year he deducted eight billion for gifts, and the IRS wants an itemized list — Milton Berle
Irs's Quotes By Paul LePage: You must buy health insurance or pay the You must buy health insurance or pay the new Gestapo - the IRS. — Paul LePage
Irs's Quotes By Penelope Spheeris: I got IRS records to finance what I I got IRS records to finance what I wanted to do. — Penelope Spheeris
Irs's Quotes By KRS-One: I've enjoyed much success. The IRS is always I've enjoyed much success. The IRS is always at my door, constantly. — KRS-One
Irs's Quotes By Evel Knievel: The Internal Revenue Service is more ruthless than The Internal Revenue Service is more ruthless than the Gestapo. Abolish the IRS! Stamp out organized crime! — Evel Knievel
Irs's Quotes By Billy Joel: Musicians now find themselves in the unlikely position Musicians now find themselves in the unlikely position of being legitimate. At least the IRS thinks so. — Billy Joel
Irs's Quotes By Charles Rangel: Im sick and tired of politicians beating up Im sick and tired of politicians beating up on the IRS. We have the best and fairest tax-collection system in the world. — Charles Rangel
Irs's Quotes By George W. Bush: Some of you in this room support higher Some of you in this room support higher taxes. I welcome your enthusiasm and am glad to report that the IRS takes both money orders and checks. — George W. Bush
Irs's Quotes By Todd Akin: We don't want the efficiency of the federal We don't want the efficiency of the federal government and the compassion of the IRS to run our health care. — Todd Akin
Irs's Quotes By Bob Schaffer: The only people helped by the death tax The only people helped by the death tax are lawyers, accountants, and IRS agents. — Bob Schaffer
Irs's Quotes By Diane Kelly: I'd learned how to handle a gun before I'd learned how to handle a gun before I was fully potty trained. — Diane Kelly
Irs's Quotes By Gena Showalter: She liked to steal - so what. She She liked to steal - so what. She could kill without blinking - again, so what. It wasn't like she worked for the IRS or anything - Bianka — Gena Showalter
Irs's Quotes By Jessica Cutler: I don't want the IRS banging down my I don't want the IRS banging down my door. — Jessica Cutler
Irs's Quotes By Michael Moore: The real problem with the IRS is that The real problem with the IRS is that they let General Electric not pay any taxes
and 50 other corporations
that's the real scandal — Michael Moore
Irs's Quotes By Dennis Prager: Please understand what the IRS scandal is about: Please understand what the IRS scandal is about: Using the government to shut down opponents — Dennis Prager
Irs's Quotes By Frank Luntz: Most voters would rather have their purse or Most voters would rather have their purse or wallet stolen than be audited by the IRS. — Frank Luntz
Irs's Quotes By Michael Moriarty: Obama's IRS is not the IRS I've ever Obama's IRS is not the IRS I've ever known for over seventy years as an American citizen. — Michael Moriarty
Irs's Quotes By Laurie Anderson: I've never really had a hobby, unless you I've never really had a hobby, unless you count art, which the IRS once told me I had to declare as a hobby since I hadn't made money with it. — Laurie Anderson
Irs's Quotes By Tom Coburn: One poll showed that Americans have a higher One poll showed that Americans have a higher opinion of witches, the IRS and hemorrhoids than Congress — Tom Coburn
Irs's Quotes By Johnny Miller: I played so bad, I got a get-well I played so bad, I got a get-well card from the IRS. — Johnny Miller
Irs's Quotes By Gene Perret: Grandchildren: the only people who can get more Grandchildren: the only people who can get more out of you than the IRS. — Gene Perret
Irs's Quotes By George Bramwell, 1st Baron Bramwell: Like mothers, taxes are often misunderstood, but seldom Like mothers, taxes are often misunderstood, but seldom forgotten — George Bramwell, 1st Baron Bramwell
Irs's Quotes By Tom Daschle: Make no mistake, tax cheaters cheat us all, Make no mistake, tax cheaters cheat us all, and the IRS should enforce our laws to the letter. — Tom Daschle
Irs's Quotes By Christopher Moore: May the IRS find that you deduct your May the IRS find that you deduct your pet sheep as an entertainment expense. — Christopher Moore
Irs's Quotes By Frank Luntz: Nothing guarantees more applause and more support than Nothing guarantees more applause and more support than the call to abolish the IRS. — Frank Luntz
Irs's Quotes By Carl Hiaasen: You from the IRS? The man's voice was You from the IRS? The man's voice was deep and wet, like mud slipping down a drain. — Carl Hiaasen
Irs's Quotes By Ron Paul: Get rid of IRS; get rid of income Get rid of IRS; get rid of income tax; get rid of spending. — Ron Paul
Irs's Quotes By Shawn Amos: Long before Wesley Snipes decided he didn't need Long before Wesley Snipes decided he didn't need to pay the IRS, Willie Nelson was dodging the tax men. — Shawn Amos
Irs's Quotes By Robert T. Bakker: I want to find a voracious, small-minded predator I want to find a voracious, small-minded predator and name it after the IRS. — Robert T. Bakker
Irs's Quotes By Ted Cruz: There are more words in the IRS code There are more words in the IRS code than there are in the Bible. And not a one of them is as good. — Ted Cruz
Irs's Quotes By Jerry Seinfeld: The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want! — Jerry Seinfeld
Irs's Quotes By Dave Barry: The IRS wants you to use this form The IRS wants you to use this form because it gets to keep most of your money. So unless you have pond silt for brains, you want the long form. — Dave Barry
Irs's Quotes By Charles J. Givens: While you're alive, the IRS will attempt to While you're alive, the IRS will attempt to take what you've made. When you're not, the IRS will attempt to take what it missed. — Charles J. Givens