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People have seen me fighting everything from 'Fast and Furious' to the IRS on Planned Parenthood to a host of things, Benghazi and others.
— Jason Chaffetz
1913 wasn't a very good year. 1913 gave us the income tax, the 16th amendment and the IRS.
— Ron Paul
I was going to start off tonight with an Obama joke, but Idon't want to get audited by the IRS. — Jay Leno
From the IRS standpoint, 15,000 new employees have to be added just to, you know, administer ObamaCare and look at the tax implications.
— Jeff Fitzgerald
If you make one word out of 'The IRS' it spells 'theirs.'
— Lyn Nofziger
Families will now have to prove to the IRS that they have Washington-approved and government-mandated insurance.
— John Barrasso
All we have to do now is to inform the public that the payment of social security taxes is voluntary and watch the mass exodus.
— Walter E. Williams
We'll try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail.
— Dave Barry
Most voters would rather have their purse or wallet stolen than be audited by the IRS.
— Frank Luntz
I've never really had a hobby, unless you count art, which the IRS once told me I had to declare as a hobby since I hadn't made money with it.
— Laurie Anderson
Obama's IRS is not the IRS I've ever known for over seventy years as an American citizen.
— Michael Moriarty
Some of you in this room support higher taxes. I welcome your enthusiasm and am glad to report that the IRS takes both money orders and checks.
— George W. Bush
Please understand what the IRS scandal is about: Using the government to shut down opponents
— Dennis Prager
The real problem with the IRS is that they let General Electric not pay any taxes and 50 other corporations
that's the real scandal — Michael Moore
I don't want the IRS banging down my door.
— Jessica Cutler
She liked to steal - so what. She could kill without blinking - again, so what. It wasn't like she worked for the IRS or anything - Bianka
— Gena Showalter
We don't want the efficiency of the federal government and the compassion of the IRS to run our health care.
— Todd Akin
While you're alive, the IRS will attempt to take what you've made. When you're not, the IRS will attempt to take what it missed.
— Charles J. Givens
One poll showed that Americans have a higher opinion of witches, the IRS and hemorrhoids than Congress
— Tom Coburn
I played so bad, I got a get-well card from the IRS.
— Johnny Miller
Like mothers, taxes are often misunderstood, but seldom forgotten
— George Bramwell, 1st Baron Bramwell
Make no mistake, tax cheaters cheat us all, and the IRS should enforce our laws to the letter.
— Tom Daschle
May the IRS find that you deduct your pet sheep as an entertainment expense.
— Christopher Moore
Long before Wesley Snipes decided he didn't need to pay the IRS, Willie Nelson was dodging the tax men.
— Shawn Amos
I want to find a voracious, small-minded predator and name it after the IRS.
— Robert T. Bakker
There are more words in the IRS code than there are in the Bible. And not a one of them is as good.
— Ted Cruz
The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!
— Jerry Seinfeld
Isn't it nice of the IRS to tell the media where to ambush me before they tell me that the U.S. Attorney is suing me?
— Cindy Sheehan
What do I need it for, millions of dollars? It just sounds like problems with the IRS to me.
— Burt Shavitz
The cost of taxpayer compliance with [the tax code] is over $80 billion per year, more than eight times the cost of the IRS budget
— Charles O. Rossotti
Dear IRS, I am writing to cancel my subscription. Please remove my name from your mailing list.
— Charles M. Schulz
When you come into the world you have nothing ... when you leave you have nothing ... and in between there's the IRS.
— Bob Thaves
I bought all my friends guitars and I had a good time with my money. But then one day the IRS came knocking.
— Janis Ian
Never call your office while you're on vacation. That's always been one of my hard and fast rules.
— William Manchee
IRS is very poorly equipped to make a distinction between what is a religion and what is not.
— Lawrence Wright
Mandatory sentencing guidelines have become as complicated and detailed as the IRS code!
— Harold H. Greene
I have no evidence of any relationship between IRS and NSA.
— Barton Gellman
I think the terror most people are concerned with is the IRS.
— Malcolm Forbes
I should hex the IRS.
— Laura Oliva
Im sick and tired of politicians beating up on the IRS. We have the best and fairest tax-collection system in the world.
— Charles Rangel
Form 1040 was chosen by the IRS because for every $50 you earn, you get 10 and they get 40.
— Jay Leno
It is my belief that one's salary is between an individual and the IRS.
— Jessica Savitch
With all due respect to Speaker Hastert, trying to eliminate the IRS by adopting a national retail sales tax is a very dumb idea.
— Bruce Bartlett
Huguette Clark has had her own tax liens - four times, the IRS has filed to collect taxes from her.
— Bill Dedman
I have often thought that the difference between a cult and a religion is an IRS ruling.
— Ron Barrier
We've got the NSA getting logs of every call you make. The IRS is weaponized like Richard Nixon could only have dreamed of.
— Louie Gohmert
What am I afraid of? The IRS. That's it. I don't want those people knockin' on my door, man.
— Tracy Morgan
Santa is having a tough time this year. Last year he deducted eight billion for gifts, and the IRS wants an itemized list
— Milton Berle
I got IRS records to finance what I wanted to do.
— Penelope Spheeris
