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Lend, by your imperfections, self-esteem to others, and you will be invited everywhere. — Robert Breault

Self-editing is the way I write. Ten verses of a song and it's finished. Then we start playing it and if I see that it's too long, I'll start cutting. — Nick Cave

As the pot slowly fills up with water, drop by drop, so does the fool, little by little, become evil. — Thich Nhat Hanh

Doing the show was like painting the George Washington Bridge. As soon as you finished one end, you started right in on the other. — Jack Paar

My advice: just keep movin' straight ahead. Every now and then you find yourself in a different place. — George Carlin

Some people think of the glass as half full. Some people think of the glass as half empty. I think of the glass as too big. — George Carlin

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. — George Carlin

He marvelled at the fact that the cats had two holes cut in their fur at precisely the spot where their eyes were. — Georg C. Lichtenberg

Everywhere you look these days you see Carolina athletes. — Lorrie Fair

Failing and laughing at your own shortcomings are the hallmarks of a sane parent. — Jim Gaffigan

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. — George Carlin

Whatever happened to "In victory, magnanimity; in defeat, defiance." So said Frederick the Great. — George Carlin

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music. — George Carlin

Our purpose is to educate as well as to entertain. — Curtis Mayfield

Insecure, ill-dressed chaos theorist desires intelligent, insightful, incandescent trends researcher. Must be SC. — Connie Willis

I don't think I'm really open to having Washington change me. — Rand Paul

He lifted his face and came up for air. I couldn't stay away. — Rachel Gibson

In advocating any measure we must consider not only its justice but its practicability. — Theodore Roosevelt

Sapere aude. Dare to be wise. — Horace

Fuck rational thought — George Carlin