I'm Getting Baptized Quotes

I have the feeling that I've seen everything, but failed to notice the elephants. — Anton Chekhov

My mom says I either have to go to college or go into the military. — Camren Bicondova

Freaking men. It didn't matter what the problem was, they saw only three solutions to it: food, sex, war. — Darynda Jones

Spiritual yearning is the homesickness of the soul. — Ma Jaya Sati Bhagavati

Half the battle is just showing up. — Stephen Hawking

The problem with people like us is that we don't die properly. — Andrew Davidson

Paint goes a long way in making old look like new. — Candice Olson

Marines getting baptized? This used to be a place of men with pure warrior spirit. Chaplains are a goddamn waste. — Evan Wright

Spiritual truth should never be sold - those who sell it injure themselves spiritually. — Peace Pilgrim