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We were married for better or worse. I couldn't have done better, and she couldn't have done worse.
— Henny Youngman
I feel sorry for James Blunt, he has to wake up every morning and think 'Oh my God, I'm James Blunt, what have I done?'
— Bill Bailey
The coffee's done? I LOVE IT WHEN THE COFFEE'S DONE!
— Craig Benzine
I'd love to get into some comedy, but people keep saying, 'You're not funny!' And I say, 'Well, fair enough.' I have done comedy on stage.
— Ciaran Hinds
You don't have paperwork," Savitri said. "You give it all to me." "Is it done?" I asked. "As far as you know, yes," Savitri said.
— John Scalzi
I'd say he's done more than that.
— Yogi Berra
I can't help thinking the failed New York bomber would've done far more damage if he'd simply driven throught Times Square in a Toyota.
— Frankie Boyle
Animals raise their children, too. I don't know why they keep them around. Kill 'em and be done with it.
— Liz Braswell
I've done all the dumping, which is not a good thing. It's funny, because I married someone who has always done it as well. I believe I met my match.
— Josh Holloway
I've done tangos with men who thought my ass was a squeaky toy.
— Seanan McGuire
I've been blessed to have done different roles, but I don't think people see me as funny.
— Dustin Diamond
Ask her to wait a moment I am almost done.
— Carl Friedrich Gauss
Funny thing about regrets. I don't lament what I've done, but rather, what I didn't do.
— J.A. Konrath
That's one of the best things about characters like Indiana Jones. I mean, he's funny. He's done really wicked things.
— Rhys Darby
When someone says, "I want a programming language in which I need only say what I want done," give him a lollipop.
— Alan Perlis
People used to be funny about approaching me, but now they seem to think I'm as sane as anyone who's done what I've done in movies can be.
— Philip Seymour Hoffman
I haven't done Vine in a long time, and when I first started, I just did stuff that I thought was funny.
— Maisie Williams
Funny how losing someone important is the thing that finally makes me decide to step outside my comfort zone. Now I wish I would've done it sooner.
— Helena Hunting
Whenever I see an autobiography for sale in the book store i just flip to the about the author section. I'm like, "Done, next!"
— Demetri Martin
I've done so many sex scenes in my life and it's much easier to do a funny sex scene than a sex scene that is supposed to look like it feels.
— Stellan Skarsgard
Dear Gods Nick what have you done while I was gone?
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
It's funny how the smallest things I've done speak the loudest about me, but I like that.
— Xavier Niel
It's funny: I've been very successful and done a lot of films, and I don't really have an agent - I don't really pursue jobs, I let people come to me.
— Rick Baker
You're not worried about being compromised, are you?" he asked. "Because I've already done that.
— Lisa Kleypas
Oh, god ... " I whimper. "I haven't done anything yet, baby," Colton growls. "I know," I pant. "I was just saying your name.
— Jasinda Wilder
I've done a lot of Fox shows since then - Married with Children, Living Single and a whole bunch of other Fox things.
— Gilbert Gottfried
She ignores me, so I cup my hands over my mouth and do something I haven't done in years - barnyard sounds.
— Simone Elkeles
I'm sure I look a wreck. But he's the one who wrecked me so he may as well take a good long look at what he's done.
— Monica Murphy
"I've done your dog. It's got nine eyes down the side, I made his head all square, 15 legs. What do you think of that?" "Fido looks a bit weird."
— Eddie Izzard
The Devil made me do it the first time -
the second time I done it on my own — Billy Joe Shaver
the second time I done it on my own — Billy Joe Shaver