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I'm Done Funny Quotes By Henny Youngman: We were married for better or worse. I

We were married for better or worse. I couldn't have done better, and she couldn't have done worse. — Henny Youngman

I'm Done Funny Quotes By Bill Bailey: I feel sorry for James Blunt, he has

I feel sorry for James Blunt, he has to wake up every morning and think 'Oh my God, I'm James Blunt, what have I done?' — Bill Bailey

I'm Done Funny Quotes By Craig Benzine: The coffee's done? I LOVE IT WHEN THE

The coffee's done? I LOVE IT WHEN THE COFFEE'S DONE! — Craig Benzine

I'm Done Funny Quotes By Ciaran Hinds: I'd love to get into some comedy, but

I'd love to get into some comedy, but people keep saying, 'You're not funny!' And I say, 'Well, fair enough.' I have done comedy on stage. — Ciaran Hinds

I'm Done Funny Quotes By John Scalzi: You don't have paperwork," Savitri said. "You give

You don't have paperwork," Savitri said. "You give it all to me." "Is it done?" I asked. "As far as you know, yes," Savitri said. — John Scalzi

I'm Done Funny Quotes By Yogi Berra: I'd say he's done more than that.

I'd say he's done more than that. — Yogi Berra

I'm Done Funny Quotes By Frankie Boyle: I can't help thinking the failed New York

I can't help thinking the failed New York bomber would've done far more damage if he'd simply driven throught Times Square in a Toyota. — Frankie Boyle

I'm Done Funny Quotes By Liz Braswell: Animals raise their children, too. I don't know

Animals raise their children, too. I don't know why they keep them around. Kill 'em and be done with it. — Liz Braswell

I'm Done Funny Quotes By Josh Holloway: I've done all the dumping, which is not

I've done all the dumping, which is not a good thing. It's funny, because I married someone who has always done it as well. I believe I met my match. — Josh Holloway

I'm Done Funny Quotes By Seanan McGuire: I've done tangos with men who thought my

I've done tangos with men who thought my ass was a squeaky toy. — Seanan McGuire

I'm Done Funny Quotes By Dustin Diamond: I've been blessed to have done different roles,

I've been blessed to have done different roles, but I don't think people see me as funny. — Dustin Diamond

I'm Done Funny Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I'm a hard act to follow, because when

I'm a hard act to follow, because when I'm done, I take the microphone with me. — Mitch Hedberg

I'm Done Funny Quotes By Carl Friedrich Gauss: Ask her to wait a moment I am

Ask her to wait a moment I am almost done. — Carl Friedrich Gauss

I'm Done Funny Quotes By J.A. Konrath: Funny thing about regrets. I don't lament what

Funny thing about regrets. I don't lament what I've done, but rather, what I didn't do. — J.A. Konrath

I'm Done Funny Quotes By Rhys Darby: That's one of the best things about characters

That's one of the best things about characters like Indiana Jones. I mean, he's funny. He's done really wicked things. — Rhys Darby

I'm Done Funny Quotes By Jimmy Carr: I had a survey done on my house.

I had a survey done on my house. 8 out of 10 people said they really rather liked it — Jimmy Carr

I'm Done Funny Quotes By Alan Perlis: When someone says, "I want a programming language

When someone says, "I want a programming language in which I need only say what I want done," give him a lollipop. — Alan Perlis

I'm Done Funny Quotes By Philip Seymour Hoffman: People used to be funny about approaching me,

People used to be funny about approaching me, but now they seem to think I'm as sane as anyone who's done what I've done in movies can be. — Philip Seymour Hoffman

I'm Done Funny Quotes By Joanna Cassidy: It's been a funny life for me. Sometimes

It's been a funny life for me. Sometimes I feel I haven't done a lot of living. — Joanna Cassidy

I'm Done Funny Quotes By Maisie Williams: I haven't done Vine in a long time,

I haven't done Vine in a long time, and when I first started, I just did stuff that I thought was funny. — Maisie Williams

I'm Done Funny Quotes By Helena Hunting: Funny how losing someone important is the thing

Funny how losing someone important is the thing that finally makes me decide to step outside my comfort zone. Now I wish I would've done it sooner. — Helena Hunting

I'm Done Funny Quotes By Demetri Martin: Whenever I see an autobiography for sale in

Whenever I see an autobiography for sale in the book store i just flip to the about the author section. I'm like, "Done, next!" — Demetri Martin

I'm Done Funny Quotes By Stellan Skarsgard: I've done so many sex scenes in my

I've done so many sex scenes in my life and it's much easier to do a funny sex scene than a sex scene that is supposed to look like it feels. — Stellan Skarsgard

I'm Done Funny Quotes By Sherrilyn Kenyon: Dear Gods Nick what have you done while

Dear Gods Nick what have you done while I was gone? — Sherrilyn Kenyon

I'm Done Funny Quotes By Xavier Niel: It's funny how the smallest things I've done

It's funny how the smallest things I've done speak the loudest about me, but I like that. — Xavier Niel

I'm Done Funny Quotes By Doug Stanhope: I've done coke 'til my nose was bleeding

I've done coke 'til my nose was bleeding like the fourth week of Lilith Fair. — Doug Stanhope

I'm Done Funny Quotes By Rick Baker: It's funny: I've been very successful and done

It's funny: I've been very successful and done a lot of films, and I don't really have an agent - I don't really pursue jobs, I let people come to me. — Rick Baker

I'm Done Funny Quotes By Lisa Kleypas: You're not worried about being compromised, are you?"

You're not worried about being compromised, are you?" he asked. "Because I've already done that. — Lisa Kleypas

I'm Done Funny Quotes By Mike Birbiglia: A girl offered me E at the club.

A girl offered me E at the club. 'Have you ever done E?' 'I watch E.' — Mike Birbiglia

I'm Done Funny Quotes By Jasinda Wilder: Oh, god ... " I whimper. "I haven't

Oh, god ... " I whimper. "I haven't done anything yet, baby," Colton growls. "I know," I pant. "I was just saying your name. — Jasinda Wilder

I'm Done Funny Quotes By Gilbert Gottfried: I've done a lot of Fox shows since

I've done a lot of Fox shows since then - Married with Children, Living Single and a whole bunch of other Fox things. — Gilbert Gottfried

I'm Done Funny Quotes By Eddie Izzard: I've done a bit of Latin in my

I've done a bit of Latin in my time ... but I can control it. — Eddie Izzard

I'm Done Funny Quotes By Simone Elkeles: She ignores me, so I cup my hands

She ignores me, so I cup my hands over my mouth and do something I haven't done in years - barnyard sounds. — Simone Elkeles

I'm Done Funny Quotes By Kate Flannery: I think the whole concept that women aren't

I think the whole concept that women aren't funny is dead. It's over; it's done. — Kate Flannery

I'm Done Funny Quotes By Monica Murphy: I'm sure I look a wreck. But he's

I'm sure I look a wreck. But he's the one who wrecked me so he may as well take a good long look at what he's done. — Monica Murphy

I'm Done Funny Quotes By Eddie Izzard: "I've done your dog. It's got nine eyes

"I've done your dog. It's got nine eyes down the side, I made his head all square, 15 legs. What do you think of that?" "Fido looks a bit weird." — Eddie Izzard

I'm Done Funny Quotes By Billy Joe Shaver: The Devil made me do it the first

The Devil made me do it the first time -
the second time I done it on my own — Billy Joe Shaver

I'm Done Funny Quotes By Brandon Sanderson: Oh, storms yes! Everybody, give the Lopen your

Oh, storms yes! Everybody, give the Lopen your spheres! I have glowing that needs to be done. — Brandon Sanderson