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If You Love Me Funny Quotes By Johnny Vegas: It is easy for me to love myself,

It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether. — Johnny Vegas

If You Love Me Funny Quotes By M.D. Saperstein: I pull out my e-reader and get back

I pull out my e-reader and get back to my fictional boyfriend. Lord knows he won't cheat on me. — M.D. Saperstein

If You Love Me Funny Quotes By Mark Frauenfelder: Everyone's crazy except you and me.

Everyone's crazy except you and me. — Mark Frauenfelder

If You Love Me Funny Quotes By Holly Hood: The moonlight caught the glint of his lip

The moonlight caught the glint of his lip ring, which he was now fondling with the tip of his tongue as he stared down at me. It was a bit awkward. — Holly Hood

If You Love Me Funny Quotes By Dark Jar Tin Zoo: I love that she loves me a 10,

I love that she loves me a 10, on a 5-point scale. Well, I know it's a 5-point scale, though I asked her on a 1-100 scale. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

If You Love Me Funny Quotes By Michael W. Grimard: Oh the wonders of being married. Put a

Oh the wonders of being married. Put a gun in one hand and a woman in the other, I'm never sure who's going to kill me first. — Michael W. Grimard

If You Love Me Funny Quotes By Mac Miller: I be goofy, kinda funny. Acting stupid but

I be goofy, kinda funny. Acting stupid but they love me. — Mac Miller

If You Love Me Funny Quotes By Cassandra Clare: My shoulder will never be the same. I

My shoulder will never be the same. I expect you to nurse me back to health. — Cassandra Clare

If You Love Me Funny Quotes By Adam Ferrara: I love my girlfriend, don't get me wrong.

I love my girlfriend, don't get me wrong. I truly love this woman, but I have the ability to have sex without any emotional involvement. It's a gift. — Adam Ferrara

If You Love Me Funny Quotes By T.H. Snyder: Char is beautiful, smart, funny, and I love

Char is beautiful, smart, funny, and I love the way our bodies communicate with one another. It's as if she was made for me." ~ Riley — T.H. Snyder

If You Love Me Funny Quotes By Dorothy Fields: I'm in the mood for love, simply because

I'm in the mood for love, simply because you're near me. Funny, but when you're near me I'm in the mood for love. — Dorothy Fields

If You Love Me Funny Quotes By Holly Hood: So just let me deal with it, I

So just let me deal with it, I can be emotionally flawed and still love you all at the same time. I'm a great multitasker. — Holly Hood

If You Love Me Funny Quotes By Rick Riordan: Leo," Hazel gasped, "I can't - my arms

Leo," Hazel gasped, "I can't - my arms - "
"Hazel," he said. "Do you trust me?"
"No!"
"Me neither," Leo admitted. — Rick Riordan

If You Love Me Funny Quotes By C.J. Redwine: I love how you still think if you

I love how you still think if you tell me to do something, I'll just check my brain at the door and do it. — C.J. Redwine

If You Love Me Funny Quotes By Michelle Hodkin: Your level of neuroses will only find love

Your level of neuroses will only find love in a made-for-TV movie. — Michelle Hodkin

If You Love Me Funny Quotes By Catherine Doyle: You realize you've been staring at me for

You realize you've been staring at me for the past five minutes? — Catherine Doyle

If You Love Me Funny Quotes By Helen Fielding: It's all chop-change chop-change with you. Either go

It's all chop-change chop-change with you. Either go out with me and treat me nicely, or leave me alone. As I say, I am not interested in fuckwittage. — Helen Fielding

If You Love Me Funny Quotes By Dark Jar Tin Zoo: I make love like sausage is to bacon

I make love like sausage is to bacon as brick is to blanket. Somebody get me some utensils. And some lubrication (not Castrol Motor Oil). — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

If You Love Me Funny Quotes By Wesley Snipes: I love being a dad, it keeps me

I love being a dad, it keeps me fit and inspired and children are so funny. They always supply you with acting material! — Wesley Snipes

If You Love Me Funny Quotes By Bo Burnham: I'm gay for Jesus, fill me with your

I'm gay for Jesus, fill me with your grace. Pour your love all over me, but please aim away from my face. — Bo Burnham

If You Love Me Funny Quotes By Rachel Cohn: Snarl must love Christmas as much as me,

Snarl must love Christmas as much as me, I decided. — Rachel Cohn

If You Love Me Funny Quotes By Karen Salmansohn: I realize nobody's coming to save me. I

I realize nobody's coming to save me. I must save myself. I must be my own super hero. Although I am open to a sidekick. — Karen Salmansohn

If You Love Me Funny Quotes By Amanda Hocking: I love it when you talk clean to

I love it when you talk clean to me, quoting training manuals like sonnets. — Amanda Hocking

If You Love Me Funny Quotes By David Torn: I decided I would rather have a day

I decided I would rather have a day job and love music than to play music that made me hate it. — David Torn

If You Love Me Funny Quotes By Jim Butcher: That woman," Grimm said quietly, "drives me quite

That woman," Grimm said quietly, "drives me quite insane."
Kettle grunted. "Why'd you marry her, then? — Jim Butcher

If You Love Me Funny Quotes By Curtis Jackson: I love funny women, and just being around

I love funny women, and just being around them talking is fine with me. I love an interesting mind. — Curtis Jackson

If You Love Me Funny Quotes By F Scott Fitzgerald: I want you to lie to me just

I want you to lie to me just as sweetly as you know how for the rest of my life. — F Scott Fitzgerald

If You Love Me Funny Quotes By Victoria Denault: Hey, if having a beautiful, smart, funny, talented

Hey, if having a beautiful, smart, funny, talented man love me unconditionally for the rest of my life makes me a victim, then that's what I am. — Victoria Denault

If You Love Me Funny Quotes By Brian Littrell: I've always tried to be funny, or stupid,

I've always tried to be funny, or stupid, or whatever. I love making people laugh and I think it comes quite naturally to me. — Brian Littrell

If You Love Me Funny Quotes By Michael Pollan: Plus, I love comic writing. Nothing satisfies me

Plus, I love comic writing. Nothing satisfies me more than finding a funny way to phrase something. — Michael Pollan

If You Love Me Funny Quotes By Kresley Cole: Gods, I love it when you talk mathy

Gods, I love it when you talk mathy to me. — Kresley Cole

If You Love Me Funny Quotes By Missy Elliot: MC is a funny girl and always makes

MC is a funny girl and always makes me laugh no matter what. I love her! — Missy Elliot

If You Love Me Funny Quotes By Shubham Choudhary: If I were you, I'd go and do

If I were you, I'd go and do that. : Vikalp
That's why you're not me! : Yatharth. — Shubham Choudhary

If You Love Me Funny Quotes By Rick Riordan: I smelled barbecue before I reached the house,

I smelled barbecue before I reached the house, and that made me madder than ever, because I really love barbecue. — Rick Riordan