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If I Were A Quotes By Sophie Kinsella: I don't even feel so sure of that

I don't even feel so sure of that any more. I mean, if we were a couple, he'd be here, wouldn't he? He'd be here with me. — Sophie Kinsella

If I Were A Quotes By Ian Anderson: I can never make up my mind if

I can never make up my mind if I'm happy being a flute player, or if I wish I were Eric Clapton. — Ian Anderson

If I Were A Quotes By J.A. Konrath: Some people are naturally brave. Others, like me,

Some people are naturally brave. Others, like me, learn to fake it. I still had no idea if faked bravery and real bravery were the same thing. — J.A. Konrath

If I Were A Quotes By Sarah Diemer: Monsters were wild. Monsters were strong. Monsters were

Monsters were wild. Monsters were strong. Monsters were fierce and free.
If I was monstrous ... perhaps it wasn't such a bad thing. — Sarah Diemer

If I Were A Quotes By Penny Reid: I was asked if I'd had a chance

I was asked if I'd had a chance to spend any time gambling since we'd arrived. I wanted to respond that life was a gamble, and we were all losers. — Penny Reid

If I Were A Quotes By Anonymous: If I were to receive a pair of

If I were to receive a pair of the blessed prophetic sandals to place on my head, then I shall consider myself no less than a fully crowned king. — Anonymous

If I Were A Quotes By Marisa Calin: If we were watching a show for two

If we were watching a show for two hours I would go if it meant being with her. — Marisa Calin

If I Were A Quotes By Tiffanie DiDonato: I was unstoppable, slamming down on the keys

I was unstoppable, slamming down on the keys as if I were playing before a packed concert hall. Write! Write! Write! — Tiffanie DiDonato

If I Were A Quotes By Dorothy Dunnett: Repressively, Lymond himself answered. "I dislike being discussed

Repressively, Lymond himself answered. "I dislike being discussed as if I were a disease. Nobody 'got' me," he said. — Dorothy Dunnett

If I Were A Quotes By Beth Ditto: I think if the world were a fair

I think if the world were a fair and just place, there wouldn't even need to be a gay label. — Beth Ditto

If I Were A Quotes By Albert Einstein: When I am judging a theory, I ask

When I am judging a theory, I ask myself whether, if I were God, I would have arranged the world in such a way. — Albert Einstein

If I Were A Quotes By Jack Gleeson: If I were to have a dream job,

If I were to have a dream job, it would probably be a poet. Then again, I don't think I'm a very good poet! — Jack Gleeson

If I Were A Quotes By T.S. Krupa: I mean, my age is just a number.

I mean, my age is just a number. So what if you were born in the era when they still used rotary phones and cassette tapes? I think it's cute. — T.S. Krupa

If I Were A Quotes By Ray Kroc: If my competitor were drowning I'd stick a

If my competitor were drowning I'd stick a hose in his mouth and turn on the water. — Ray Kroc

If I Were A Quotes By Alexander Pope: Whenever I find a great deal of gratitude

Whenever I find a great deal of gratitude in a poor man, I take it for granted there would be as much generosity if he were a rich man. — Alexander Pope

If I Were A Quotes By Woodrow Wilson: I would never read a book if it

I would never read a book if it were possible for me to talk half an hour with the man who wrote it. — Woodrow Wilson

If I Were A Quotes By Elizabeth Berg: If I were to draw on a paper

If I were to draw on a paper what gym does for me, I would make one dot and then I would erase it. — Elizabeth Berg

If I Were A Quotes By C.S. Lewis: I did wonder if there really was such

I did wonder if there really was such a person as Aslan: but then sometimes I wondered if there were really people like you. Yet there you are. — C.S. Lewis

If I Were A Quotes By Jonathan Dunne: I met a few chimpanzees on my pilgrimages

I met a few chimpanzees on my pilgrimages and I wasn't sure if they were just shrivelled-up villagers or chimps... — Jonathan Dunne

If I Were A Quotes By Albert Sidney Johnston: I would fight them if they were a

I would fight them if they were a million! — Albert Sidney Johnston

If I Were A Quotes By Johnny Weir: I wouldn't participate in 'Stars on Ice' if

I wouldn't participate in 'Stars on Ice' if I were asked. I find it an amateurish tour in a way, the production quality. — Johnny Weir

If I Were A Quotes By Saoirse Ronan: I don't know what kind of swag I'd

I don't know what kind of swag I'd get if I were extra Irish. It would just be, like, extra potatoes. Or like a free pint of Guinness. — Saoirse Ronan

If I Were A Quotes By Heather Demetrios: I had to tell him we were like

I had to tell him we were like a collage. Pieces that could be put back together in a new way, a better way. If I didn't say it now, I never would. — Heather Demetrios

If I Were A Quotes By Marilyn Manson: If I were in a room full of

If I were in a room full of people, I'd rather be the person who is more interesting than the one who is wallpaper. — Marilyn Manson

If I Were A Quotes By Tabitha Soren: At NBC I wasn't really sure if the

At NBC I wasn't really sure if the grandparents were going to get my sense of humor on a particular topic. — Tabitha Soren

If I Were A Quotes By Ronald Reagan: I've always believed that a lot of the

I've always believed that a lot of the trouble in the world would disappear if we were talking to each other instead of about each other. — Ronald Reagan

If I Were A Quotes By Barry Diller: I like businesses in transition, first of all.

I like businesses in transition, first of all. If ever there were a business in transition, it is publishing. — Barry Diller

If I Were A Quotes By Arsene Wenger: If I were going to war I would

If I were going to war I would want to be alongside an Englishman not a Frenchman. The Frenchman would think too much. — Arsene Wenger

If I Were A Quotes By James Carl Nelson: I no longer consider, is this chap a

I no longer consider, is this chap a congenial companion? Rather, the question is, would I feel easy if he were in command of the platoon on my right? — James Carl Nelson

If I Were A Quotes By Maria Schell: If there were one city I should pick

If there were one city I should pick to live in, it would be New York. It is a city where I walk down the street and feel anything is possible. — Maria Schell

If I Were A Quotes By Abraham Lincoln: As to the whiskers, having never worn any,

As to the whiskers, having never worn any, do you not think people would call it a piece of silly affectation if I were to begin it now? — Abraham Lincoln

If I Were A Quotes By Heather Demetrios: If I were a real Creek View girl,

If I were a real Creek View girl, the kind Josh liked, I'd be hammered right now, not thinking about my dead father. — Heather Demetrios

If I Were A Quotes By Scarlett Dawn: If I wasn't mated, and wasn't straight, and

If I wasn't mated, and wasn't straight, and you were a Mage, and we hadn't made that pact for friendship's sake, I would totally screw you. — Scarlett Dawn

If I Were A Quotes By Kat Zhang: (Addie) I said. (If it had been you

(Addie) I said. (If it had been you - if it were you trapped inside. If you were the one who couldn't move, I'd go back. I'd go back in a second.) — Kat Zhang

If I Were A Quotes By Haruki Murakami: If I were a shadow, I know I

If I were a shadow, I know I wouldn't like to be half of what I should be. — Haruki Murakami

If I Were A Quotes By Edgar Degas: Your pictures would have been finished a long

Your pictures would have been finished a long time ago if I were not forced every day to do something to earn money. — Edgar Degas

If I Were A Quotes By John Newton: As to myself, if I were not a

As to myself, if I were not a Calvinist, I think I should have no more hope of success in preaching to men, than to horses or cows. — John Newton

If I Were A Quotes By Rachel Vincent: If she were going to die, I'd already

If she were going to die, I'd already be screaming. I'm a Banshee. That's what we do. — Rachel Vincent

If I Were A Quotes By Ovid: If it were in my power, I would

If it were in my power, I would be wiser; but a newly felt power carries me off in spite of myself; love leads me one way, my understanding another. — Ovid

If I Were A Quotes By Theodore Sturgeon: I write a story as if it were

I write a story as if it were a letter to someone and essentially, that's what you do. — Theodore Sturgeon

If I Were A Quotes By Max Beesley: If I were a chocolate I'd eat myself.

If I were a chocolate I'd eat myself. Seriously, we're all interested in ourselves and what other people are saying about us to some extent. — Max Beesley

If I Were A Quotes By Charles Spurgeon: If I were a Roman Catholic, I should

If I were a Roman Catholic, I should turn a heretic, in sheer desperation, because I would rather go to heaven than go to purgatory. — Charles Spurgeon

If I Were A Quotes By Orson Welles: There are a thousand ways of playing a

There are a thousand ways of playing a good classic. If it were effective, I would play Hamlet on a trapeze. — Orson Welles

If I Were A Quotes By Alan Bradley: I found my eyes repelled by hers as

I found my eyes repelled by hers as if they were the like poles of a pair of magnets. — Alan Bradley

If I Were A Quotes By Prince Philip: If I were reincarnated I would wish to

If I were reincarnated I would wish to be returned to Earth as a killer virus to lower human population levels. — Prince Philip

If I Were A Quotes By Erwin Chargaff: If at one time or another I have

If at one time or another I have brushed a few colleagues the wrong way, I must apologize: I had not realized that they were covered with fur. — Erwin Chargaff

If I Were A Quotes By Tom Kaulitz: If I were a girl for a day

If I were a girl for a day I would try to sleep with Tom Kaulitz. — Tom Kaulitz

If I Were A Quotes By Julianna Margulies: You hear about actors who were doing five

You hear about actors who were doing five years on a series as lovers and actually hated each other. I don't know if I could pull it off. — Julianna Margulies

If I Were A Quotes By C.J. Roberts: If I were a wolf, I would howl.

If I were a wolf, I would howl. If I were a lion, I would oar. If we lived in the jungle, I would bring her a lion and a wolf to feast on. - Caleb — C.J. Roberts

If I Were A Quotes By Linus Pauling: I try to identify myself with the atoms

I try to identify myself with the atoms ... I ask what I would do If I were a carbon atom or a sodium atom. — Linus Pauling

If I Were A Quotes By William Shakespeare: Lysimachus: Did you go to 't so young?

Lysimachus: Did you go to 't so young? Were you a gamester at five or at seven?
Marina: Earlier too, sir, if now I be one. — William Shakespeare

If I Were A Quotes By Haruki Murakami: All sorts of people told me their stories.

All sorts of people told me their stories. Then they left, never to return, as if I were no more than a bridge they were clattering across. — Haruki Murakami

If I Were A Quotes By Kid Cudi: At the end of the day, you can't

At the end of the day, you can't regret it if you were trying. At the end of the day I'm walking with a heart of a lion. — Kid Cudi

If I Were A Quotes By Virginia Woolf: To write a novel in the heart of

To write a novel in the heart of London is next to an impossibility. I feel as if I were nailing a flag to the top of a mast in a raging gale. — Virginia Woolf

If I Were A Quotes By Channing Tatum: Fighting for men back then, I think, was

Fighting for men back then, I think, was just more a way of life, especially if you were a soldier obviously. — Channing Tatum

If I Were A Quotes By Anne Roiphe: If I were planning to be stranded on

If I were planning to be stranded on a desert island, I wouldn't take Freud's books with me, because I've already read them all. — Anne Roiphe

If I Were A Quotes By Ann Petry: If I were a maker of perfumes, I

If I were a maker of perfumes, I would make one and call it 'Spring,' and it would smell like this cool, sweet, early-morning air. — Ann Petry

If I Were A Quotes By Neil LaBute: I would be more frightened as a writer

I would be more frightened as a writer if people thought my movies were like science fiction. — Neil LaBute

If I Were A Quotes By Rainbow Rowell: I'd eat butter with a spoon if it

I'd eat butter with a spoon if it were acceptable. — Rainbow Rowell

If I Were A Quotes By Rebecca Ethington: I was six and bushes were cool.""Well, if

I was six and bushes were cool."
"Well, if I ever see a cool bush, I'll point it in your direction. — Rebecca Ethington

If I Were A Quotes By Candice Bergen: I never used to like babies. I'd always

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one — Candice Bergen

If I Were A Quotes By Shawn Amos: If I were a rock star, I'd design

If I were a rock star, I'd design my own clothes. I'd do it because that's the mark of a true rock star. — Shawn Amos

If I Were A Quotes By Thierry Henry: You can never have enough trophies. If there

You can never have enough trophies. If there were ten to be won a year I'd want to win them all! That's not being greedy, it's just a natural thing. — Thierry Henry

If I Were A Quotes By Colleen Hoover: He smiles and waves a hand in that

He smiles and waves a hand in that direction, and we both begin walking. But if I were asking to spend the night . . . — Colleen Hoover

If I Were A Quotes By Ryan Stiles: If I were but a man who would

If I were but a man who would be tall, I would be me. — Ryan Stiles

If I Were A Quotes By Dov Davidoff: If I were a gynecologist, I'd say things

If I were a gynecologist, I'd say things like, Okay, enough of the small talk. Let's check under the hood. — Dov Davidoff

If I Were A Quotes By Muhammad Ali: If America were in a just war I'd

If America were in a just war I'd volunteer for the front line. I'd do the shuffling and win the war. — Muhammad Ali

If I Were A Quotes By Saul Bellow: Instead I often felt unusually light and swift-paced,

Instead I often felt unusually light and swift-paced, as if I were on a weightless bicycle and sprinting through the star world. — Saul Bellow

If I Were A Quotes By Lady Gaga: I don't want to live in a country

I don't want to live in a country where a government decides if you were raped or not. — Lady Gaga

If I Were A Quotes By Tara Bray Smith: I used to always read with a pen

I used to always read with a pen in my hand, as if the author and I were in a conversation. — Tara Bray Smith

If I Were A Quotes By Lisa Renee Jones: Anger surges in me and I stand up.

Anger surges in me and I stand up. "You have no right -"
He's on his feet towering over me. "What if I want to have a right? — Lisa Renee Jones

If I Were A Quotes By Jonathan Tropper: If I were an athlete I'd be past

If I were an athlete I'd be past my prime. If I were a dog I'd be dead. Thirty ... shit. — Jonathan Tropper

If I Were A Quotes By Aldous Huxley: I believe one would write better if the

I believe one would write better if the climate were bad. If there were a lot of wind and storms for example ... — Aldous Huxley

If I Were A Quotes By Naomi Novik: I should rather have you than a heap

I should rather have you than a heap of gold, even if it were very comfortable to sleep on. — Naomi Novik

If I Were A Quotes By Stacey Chillemi: If a tear fell from my eyes,Each time

If a tear fell from my eyes,
Each time I wished you were with me,
I would have an ocean shore outside my door. — Stacey Chillemi

If I Were A Quotes By Andy Samberg: I'm a tearless clown. If I were to

I'm a tearless clown. If I were to get a tattoo, it would be the two masks, and they would be both smiling. — Andy Samberg

If I Were A Quotes By Amin Maalouf: I look at the world and my own

I look at the world and my own life as if I were a stranger. I wish for nothing, except perhaps that time would stop. — Amin Maalouf

If I Were A Quotes By Charles M. Schulz: If I were a better artist, I'd be

If I were a better artist, I'd be a painter, and if I were a better writer, I'd write books.. but I'm not, so I draw cartoons! — Charles M. Schulz

If I Were A Quotes By Jeremy Clarkson: If you were to buy a [BMW] 6-series,

If you were to buy a [BMW] 6-series, I recommend you select reverse when leaving friends' houses so they don't see its backside. — Jeremy Clarkson

If I Were A Quotes By Abraham Lincoln: I don't like to hear cut and dried

I don't like to hear cut and dried sermons. No - when I hear a man preach, I like to see him act as if he were fighting bees. — Abraham Lincoln

If I Were A Quotes By Kenneth L. Pike: If I were to adopt pure mechanism as

If I were to adopt pure mechanism as a philosophy, there would be no way I could choose to be a scholar. — Kenneth L. Pike

If I Were A Quotes By Stephen King: When I was a kid, my mother said,

When I was a kid, my mother said, 'Stephen if you were a girl, you'd always be pregnant. — Stephen King

If I Were A Quotes By Halle Berry: I'm a much better mother at 46 ...

I'm a much better mother at 46 ... than if I were like, 21 or 25. — Halle Berry

If I Were A Quotes By Billy Graham: If there were no heaven and no hell,

If there were no heaven and no hell, I would still want to be a Christian because of what it does for our homes and our own families in this life. — Billy Graham

If I Were A Quotes By Tatiana Maslany: You're hot for two seconds, and you're struggling

You're hot for two seconds, and you're struggling to get work again. If it were easy, I don't think that's a good place for an artist to work from. — Tatiana Maslany

If I Were A Quotes By Helen Keller: I long to accomplish a great and noble

I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to accomplish small tasks as if they were great and noble. — Helen Keller

If I Were A Quotes By Lynn Abbey: I think my prose reads as if English

I think my prose reads as if English were my second language. By the time I get to the end of a paragraph, I'm dodging bullets and gasping for breath. — Lynn Abbey

If I Were A Quotes By Sally Slater: If this were a fairy tale, I'd be

If this were a fairy tale, I'd be my own damned knight. — Sally Slater

If I Were A Quotes By William Goldman: Do I love you? My God, if your

Do I love you? My God, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches. — William Goldman

If I Were A Quotes By Jaeda DeWalt: If life were a camera, i would be

If life were a camera, i would be feeling a little out of frame. — Jaeda DeWalt

If I Were A Quotes By Jessye Norman: If I were not able to separate the

If I were not able to separate the art from the artists, I think I would limit myself a great deal, and life wouldn't be nearly as interesting. — Jessye Norman

If I Were A Quotes By Antoine De Saint-Exupery: If I were to command a general to

If I were to command a general to turn into a seagull, and if the general did not obey, that would not be the general's fault. It would be mine. — Antoine De Saint-Exupery

If I Were A Quotes By Veronica Blade: You'll be my girlfriend?" he asked. Butterflies were

You'll be my girlfriend?" he asked. Butterflies were throwing a party in my stomach. "If that's what you want."
"I want." Remy grinned. — Veronica Blade

If I Were A Quotes By Wes Craven: I went to a Christian college. You would

I went to a Christian college. You would be expelled if you were caught in a movie theater. It was ridiculous. — Wes Craven

If I Were A Quotes By Branford Marsalis: If I were like a lot of other

If I were like a lot of other people, then it wouldn't be fun; but since I'm like me, it's okay. — Branford Marsalis

If I Were A Quotes By Adrian Peterson: I dedicate myself and work hard in the

I dedicate myself and work hard in the weight room and treat every practice as if it were a game. — Adrian Peterson

If I Were A Quotes By Caroline Kepnes: If we were teenagers, I could kiss you.

If we were teenagers, I could kiss you. But I'm on a platform behind a counter wearing a name tag and we're too old to be young. — Caroline Kepnes

If I Were A Quotes By Tom Stoppard: I would join Sisyphus in Hades and gladly

I would join Sisyphus in Hades and gladly push my boulder up the slope if only, each time it rolled back down, I were given a line of Aeschylus. — Tom Stoppard

If I Were A Quotes By Vicente Del Bosque: If I were a player, I would like

If I were a player, I would like to be like Busquets. — Vicente Del Bosque

If I Were A Quotes By Lauren Layne: If I thought Fridays were awesome when I

If I thought Fridays were awesome when I was a full-time student, they're downright euphoric now that I'm part of the regular workforce. — Lauren Layne