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If I Was Quotes By Michio Kaku: If I wasn't a professional scientist, I'd be

If I wasn't a professional scientist, I'd be an amateur scientist. But plan B was to go into computers. — Michio Kaku

If I Was Quotes By Diana Gabaldon: Our lovemaking was always risk and promise-for if

Our lovemaking was always risk and promise-for if he held my life in his hands when he lay with me, I held his soul, and knew it. — Diana Gabaldon

If I Was Quotes By Pete Sampras: If Davis Cup was a little bit less

If Davis Cup was a little bit less or once every two years, I would be more inclined to play. But the way it is now, it is too much tennis for me. — Pete Sampras

If I Was Quotes By Penny Reid: I was asked if I'd had a chance

I was asked if I'd had a chance to spend any time gambling since we'd arrived. I wanted to respond that life was a gamble, and we were all losers. — Penny Reid

If I Was Quotes By Lewis Black: If somebody tries to tell me the earth

If somebody tries to tell me the earth was created in 7 days I take a fossil and say "FOSSIL". If he still won't shut up I throw it at him. — Lewis Black

If I Was Quotes By Elizabeth Gaskell: If she lives, she shall be my wedded

If she lives, she shall be my wedded wife. If she dies
mother, I can't speak of what I shall feel if she dies. His voice was choked in his throat. — Elizabeth Gaskell

If I Was Quotes By Rickie Fowler: One of the main rules with my mom

One of the main rules with my mom was if I broke a club, she was going to take it and I wouldn't get it back. So I made sure I kept all my clubs. — Rickie Fowler

If I Was Quotes By Toby Stephens: I think all parts come with baggage unless

I think all parts come with baggage unless it is a brand new play. If one was daunted by that, you would never do anything. — Toby Stephens

If I Was Quotes By Quentin Crisp: What I wanted most of all was to

What I wanted most of all was to use sex as a weapon to allure, subjugate, and, if possible, destroy the personality of others. — Quentin Crisp

If I Was Quotes By Edmund White: I asked my body if it was going

I asked my body if it was going to die or not from AIDS. And it said 'no.' I sort of paid attention to that. — Edmund White

If I Was Quotes By Kim Richards: I was angry and frightened and I was

I was angry and frightened and I was scared. I knew what I had done. The whole night is my fault. None of this would have happened if I didn't drink. — Kim Richards

If I Was Quotes By A.L. Jackson: If my heart was mine to give, I'd

If my heart was mine to give, I'd give it to you. — A.L. Jackson

If I Was Quotes By Bill Maher: You'd know if I was the de-facto leader

You'd know if I was the de-facto leader of the Democratic Party, because you'd go down to Walgreen's and buy a pack of blunts. — Bill Maher

If I Was Quotes By C.S. Lewis: I did wonder if there really was such

I did wonder if there really was such a person as Aslan: but then sometimes I wondered if there were really people like you. Yet there you are. — C.S. Lewis

If I Was Quotes By Garth Brooks: I asked if I could read for the

I asked if I could read for the role of Kevin Costner's caddy in Tin Cup. It was a fun learning experience, even though Cheech Marin got the part. — Garth Brooks

If I Was Quotes By Lisa Kessler: If she expected me to apologize she was

If she expected me to apologize she was going to be sorely disappointed.
I'd never be sorry for kissing her. — Lisa Kessler

If I Was Quotes By David Eddings: All I knew was that I would die

All I knew was that I would die if he sent me away. He shrugged. You can cut a man's heart out with a shrug, did you know that? — David Eddings

If I Was Quotes By Colin Firth: When I look in the mirror, I don't

When I look in the mirror, I don't see my Dad, I see my grandmother. For a while it was my mother looking back at me. If only it was my Dad. — Colin Firth

If I Was Quotes By John Isaac Jones: I dreamed I was a butterfly. I didn't

I dreamed I was a butterfly. I didn't know if I was a man dreaming I was a butterfly or a butterfly dreaming I was a man." Lao-Tsu — John Isaac Jones

If I Was Quotes By Chetan Bhagat: Even though I was in pain, I remembered

Even though I was in pain, I remembered the golden rule: if you live in a hostel, never throw away food. — Chetan Bhagat

If I Was Quotes By Eve Jagger: If I knew this was what I was

If I knew this was what I was gonna get out of playing ball, I would have picked it up years ago. — Eve Jagger

If I Was Quotes By Nathan Harris: What if my name was Daniel, Lucas, Noah.

What if my name was Daniel, Lucas, Noah. Lucas Harris, That doesn't sound right. I think I'll stick with Nate. — Nathan Harris

If I Was Quotes By Kristen Hope Mazzola: If it was possible for two people to

If it was possible for two people to make sparks, simply by connecting at their lips, I would think we would have been a firework display in the dark. — Kristen Hope Mazzola

If I Was Quotes By Warren Zevon: I loved Hendrix. I mean, really, really loved

I loved Hendrix. I mean, really, really loved him. As if he were one of the great classical composers. And he was. That's how I saw him. — Warren Zevon

If I Was Quotes By Aspen Matis: I didn't know if I was brave or

I didn't know if I was brave or reckless. — Aspen Matis

If I Was Quotes By Tim Kaine: I reported everything I was given, even if

I reported everything I was given, even if I didn't keep - I did not keep the vast majority of it. — Tim Kaine

If I Was Quotes By Samuel Beckett: The loss of my sight was a great

The loss of my sight was a great fillip. If I could go deaf and dumb I think I might pant on to be a hundred. — Samuel Beckett

If I Was Quotes By Meaghan Rath: I watched a lot of movies when I

I watched a lot of movies when I was younger and I remember, when I was seven years old, I asked my parents if I could have an agent for Christmas. — Meaghan Rath

If I Was Quotes By Marc Ashton: I wonder if my kidnappers know who my

I wonder if my kidnappers know who my father was in Haiti, or if they know what powers they are dealing with. — Marc Ashton

If I Was Quotes By Tahar Ben Jelloun: In the '70s I was in exile; every

In the '70s I was in exile; every time I went back I wondered if they'd take my passport away. — Tahar Ben Jelloun

If I Was Quotes By Heather Matarazzo: If I was just considered a looker and

If I was just considered a looker and wasn't considered an actor, where would I be in 10 or 20 years from now? — Heather Matarazzo

If I Was Quotes By Jack Sorenson: God gave me my talent and I was

God gave me my talent and I was afraid of facing him one day if I didn't use it.
— Jack Sorenson

If I Was Quotes By Agnes Varda: If you know nothing, it could be like

If you know nothing, it could be like an enemy in a way. I think that's the way I felt when I was young. — Agnes Varda

If I Was Quotes By Evgeny Morozov: If my idea was just to maintain a

If my idea was just to maintain a certain lifestyle, there would be no need to get a Ph.D. But I do care very deeply about the idea side as well. — Evgeny Morozov

If I Was Quotes By Jay Leno: I was born the day I got my

I was born the day I got my license. When I was a kid, if I wanted to go somewhere and see things, you have to get in your car and actually go. — Jay Leno

If I Was Quotes By Cora Reilly: If I'd done that today, you would have

If I'd done that today, you would have lost control. The only reason why you didn't was because I treated you like my husband, not a monster. — Cora Reilly

If I Was Quotes By Jenny Han: I wondered if this was the way old

I wondered if this was the way old crushes died, with a whimper, slowly, and then, just like that - gone. — Jenny Han

If I Was Quotes By Dizzy Dean: Heck, if anybody told me I was setting

Heck, if anybody told me I was setting a record (strikeouts in a game on July 30, 1933) I'd of got me some more strikeouts. — Dizzy Dean

If I Was Quotes By Kendrick Lamar: I can't help the way you was born

I can't help the way you was born if you was gay. — Kendrick Lamar

If I Was Quotes By Dark Jar Tin Zoo: She asked if I loved another woman, so

She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, Dinner was great, but I could go for dessert. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

If I Was Quotes By Linda Greenlaw: What I do is called 'fishing.' If it

What I do is called 'fishing.' If it was easy, we would refer to it as 'catching,' and there would be a lot more people doing it. — Linda Greenlaw

If I Was Quotes By Doug Stanhope: If you're going to kill yourself just do

If you're going to kill yourself just do me one favor: say it was because of my act. Can you do that? I need the press. — Doug Stanhope

If I Was Quotes By P.G. Wodehouse: The general effect was rather as if I

The general effect was rather as if I had swallowed six-pennorth of dynamite and somebody touched it off inside me. — P.G. Wodehouse

If I Was Quotes By Ernest Cline: I tried to remain skeptical. I reminded myself

I tried to remain skeptical. I reminded myself that I was a man of science, even if I did usually get a C in it. — Ernest Cline

If I Was Quotes By Yolanda Foster: If I was dead broke and had to

If I was dead broke and had to feed my three children. I'd do anything. — Yolanda Foster

If I Was Quotes By Stephenie Meyer: If I was given the choice between having

If I was given the choice between having the world back and having you, I wouldn't be able to give you up. Not to save five billion lives. — Stephenie Meyer

If I Was Quotes By Diana Gabaldon: If it was a sin for you to

If it was a sin for you to choose me ... then I would go to the Devil himself and bless him for tempting ye to it. — Diana Gabaldon

If I Was Quotes By Mickey Drexler: Steve Jobs, if he had lived, was gonna

Steve Jobs, if he had lived, was gonna design an iCar. I think cars have an extraordinary opportunity for cool design. — Mickey Drexler

If I Was Quotes By Samuel Butler: If I had shown half as many dangerous

If I had shown half as many dangerous tendencies when I was a boy, my father would have apprenticed me to a greengrocer, of that I'm very sure, — Samuel Butler

If I Was Quotes By Virat Kohli: I wasn't very good in academics, but I

I wasn't very good in academics, but I could have been if I could have studied well. I was a smart kid. — Virat Kohli

If I Was Quotes By Pepper Winters: If I was to be his for eternity,

If I was to be his for eternity, fine. He might own my body. He would never own my soul. — Pepper Winters

If I Was Quotes By Orson Scott Card: It would be so much easier if I

It would be so much easier if I weren't determined to do what's best for everybody. Whoever said virtue was its own reward was full of crap. — Orson Scott Card

If I Was Quotes By Justin Bieber: Don't say I'm not talented. If you haven't

Don't say I'm not talented. If you haven't noticed, I wasn't made. I was found. — Justin Bieber

If I Was Quotes By Jennifer L. Armentrout: I couldn't help but notice no one was

I couldn't help but notice no one was grabbing toilet paper. That would be the first thing I grabbed if I thought it was the end of the world — Jennifer L. Armentrout

If I Was Quotes By Joanna Wylde: If I was married with ten kids, I

If I was married with ten kids, I wouldn't be talking on the phone with you. I'd be shooting myself in the fucking head. — Joanna Wylde

If I Was Quotes By Margaret Atwood: I know I was alright on Friday when

I know I was alright on Friday when I got up; if anything I was feeling more stolid than usual. — Margaret Atwood

If I Was Quotes By S.A. Tawks: It was as if I was automatically one

It was as if I was automatically one of them because I smoked. — S.A. Tawks

If I Was Quotes By Richelle Mead: Can't you ever get off for good behavior?""Sure,

Can't you ever get off for good behavior?"
"Sure, if I was ever good. — Richelle Mead

If I Was Quotes By Anonymous: Adela you are as smart as a boy."

Adela you are as smart as a boy." This remark stung, because if it meant that I was as smart as my brothers, I was still destined for idiocy. — Anonymous

If I Was Quotes By Joe Carnahan: If I was ever gonna remake a Peckinpah

If I was ever gonna remake a Peckinpah film, it would be 'Bring Me The Head of Alfredo Garcia.' That's my favorite Peckinpah film. — Joe Carnahan

If I Was Quotes By Peter Jacobson: I think if I learned anything in graduate

I think if I learned anything in graduate school, it was to not drool around other actors who would normally make you drool. — Peter Jacobson

If I Was Quotes By David Rees: I liked sharpening pencils and I was like,

I liked sharpening pencils and I was like, "Oh, I wonder if I could get paid to do it." And I figured it out and I did it. — David Rees

If I Was Quotes By Michael Pena: I grew up reading the newspapers, mostly the

I grew up reading the newspapers, mostly the sports section. I was a wrestler and would check to see if I was ranked. — Michael Pena

If I Was Quotes By M. Leighton: If it was up to me, I'd make

If it was up to me, I'd make the world disappear and it would be just us. Just you and me. — M. Leighton

If I Was Quotes By Marcus Samuelsson: If it's done really well, you don't want

If it's done really well, you don't want big portions because you think, 'That was so fulfilling. I'm not stuffed. I feel great.' — Marcus Samuelsson

If I Was Quotes By Nevada Barr: added because it was the polite thing to

added because it was the polite thing to do. "I'm going home," Cricket insisted as if Anna had threatened to drag her bodily back into the — Nevada Barr

If I Was Quotes By Shirley Booth: But, my dear, I knew when I was

But, my dear, I knew when I was a baby what I wanted to do, and I'll tell you, kiddo, if you don't do what your heart tells you, you'll never be real. — Shirley Booth

If I Was Quotes By Kiera Cass: I should have known that if any girl

I should have known that if any girl was going to disobey an order, it would be you. — Kiera Cass

If I Was Quotes By Margaret Atwood: If I was going to do something I

If I was going to do something I didn't want to do, I at least wanted to be remunerated for it. — Margaret Atwood

If I Was Quotes By Kelly Moran: She held my face in her hands as

She held my face in her hands as if I was the treasure. — Kelly Moran

If I Was Quotes By Lauren Dane: Holy shit." Daisy breathes it out as they

Holy shit." Daisy breathes it out as they headed back to where Jonah was now standing with Levi. "If you made semen, I'd totally have your babies. — Lauren Dane

If I Was Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: If I was a mechanic and someone called

If I was a mechanic and someone called me and said their car would not start, I would say, "Hey - maybe a killer is after you!" — Mitch Hedberg

If I Was Quotes By Ethel Waters: If I wanted pity, I got it because

If I wanted pity, I got it because I'm illegitimate. And when I didn't want it I was mean and nasty. — Ethel Waters

If I Was Quotes By Ally Carter: It was the first time in years I

It was the first time in years I didn't wonder if my father was out there, looking at it too. — Ally Carter

If I Was Quotes By George Ticknor: It does not seem to me as if

It does not seem to me as if I were living in the country in which I was born. — George Ticknor

If I Was Quotes By Shaquille O'Neal: I think it would be a boring game

I think it would be a boring game if everybody was the same, just like it would be boring if you guys asked the same dumb questions. — Shaquille O'Neal

If I Was Quotes By John Green: If people were rain, I was drizzle. She

If people were rain, I was drizzle. She was hurricane. — John Green

If I Was Quotes By Torrie Wilson: If there was one thing I'd like to

If there was one thing I'd like to teach young women, it would be that you can eat and still be fit and lean. — Torrie Wilson

If I Was Quotes By Julia Mills: I'm not sure I've turned your Commander inside

I'm not sure I've turned your Commander inside out, but I can assure you if that iron skillet was empty, I would bring him down a peg or two. — Julia Mills

If I Was Quotes By Diego Rivera: If I ever loved a woman, the more

If I ever loved a woman, the more I loved her, the more I wanted to hurt her. Frida was only the most obvious victim of this disgusting trait. — Diego Rivera

If I Was Quotes By Charles M. Schwab: I was once asked if a big business

I was once asked if a big business man ever reached his objective. I replied that if a man ever reached his objective he was not a big business man. — Charles M. Schwab

If I Was Quotes By D.D. Barant: Dr Adams was following my orders if you

Dr Adams was following my orders if you want to blame someone blame me -casius
oh i do,I'm just so pissed i had extra left over - Jace — D.D. Barant

If I Was Quotes By Russell Simmons: I knew it was unrealistic to think I

I knew it was unrealistic to think I could build an institution overnight. But if I took baby steps, eventually it would happen. — Russell Simmons

If I Was Quotes By Nyrae Dawn: My face is in his neck and I

My face is in his neck and I think if I was going to cry, this would be the perfect place to do it — Nyrae Dawn

If I Was Quotes By Justin Theroux: If I was roped into a seven-year TV

If I was roped into a seven-year TV contract I'd probably hang myself. — Justin Theroux

If I Was Quotes By George Eliot: If you put him a-horseback on politics, I

If you put him a-horseback on politics, I warn you of the consequences. It was all very well to ride on sticks at home and call them ideas. — George Eliot

If I Was Quotes By Christopher Moore: How would I feel, he thought, If I

How would I feel, he thought, If I woke up and she was making love to me? Why I believe that I would be pleasantly surprised. — Christopher Moore

If I Was Quotes By James Patterson: If this was what life was like without

If this was what life was like without words - a life of doing, not just talking - I just might be willing to give them up forever. — James Patterson

If I Was Quotes By Ger Duany: I knew that I was smart enough to

I knew that I was smart enough to learn. I knew that I could learn, if I could just go to school and not hear gunshots. — Ger Duany

If I Was Quotes By Merry Clayton: I was able to endure and play a

I was able to endure and play a special part in music history. And I always managed to keep working, even if I wasn't a big solo artist. — Merry Clayton

If I Was Quotes By Esther Williams: It appeared as if I had invited the

It appeared as if I had invited the audience into the water with me, and it conveyed the sensation that being in there was absolutely delicious. — Esther Williams

If I Was Quotes By Neil Leckman: When I was little and my mom got

When I was little and my mom got mad at me she would always say, "You know you can be replaced".
I have often wondered if I was. — Neil Leckman

If I Was Quotes By Sarah Dessen: He took the mess that was Macbeth and

He took the mess that was Macbeth and fixed it, and I wonder if he might, in some small way, be able to do the same for me. — Sarah Dessen

If I Was Quotes By Charles Stross: I began my first novel when I was

I began my first novel when I was 15. It went through three drafts, of around 40,000 words each. If I find it, I'll burn it. — Charles Stross

If I Was Quotes By Jamie McGuire: Fighting, laughing, loving or crying, if it was

Fighting, laughing, loving or crying, if it was with him, I was where I wanted to be. — Jamie McGuire

If I Was Quotes By Lauren Wolk: If my life was to be just a

If my life was to be just a single note in an endless symphony, how could I not sound it out for as long and as loudly as I could? — Lauren Wolk

If I Was Quotes By Cub Swanson: I decided to be a smarter fighter. I

I decided to be a smarter fighter. I already knew I was tough, so if I was smart and tough, I was more likely to be a champion. — Cub Swanson

If I Was Quotes By Tycho Brahe: Behold, directly overhead, a certain strange star was

Behold, directly overhead, a certain strange star was suddenly seen ... Amazed, and as if astonished and stupified, I stood still — Tycho Brahe

If I Was Quotes By Lewis Hamilton: I love it in the States. The roads

I love it in the States. The roads are big, the food is big. If it was possible to be in L.A. and still live my racing life, I would move now. — Lewis Hamilton

If I Was Quotes By Mary McCarthy: I was going to get myself recognized at

I was going to get myself recognized at any price. If I could not win fame by goodness, I was ready to do it by badness. — Mary McCarthy