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I Need You Funny Quotes By Katie McGarry: Nothing makes you think you might need years

Nothing makes you think you might need years of therapy like saying the word breasts in front of your mother. — Katie McGarry

I Need You Funny Quotes By Kyle Adams: Fine, I'll touch you, briefly, but only because

Fine, I'll touch you, briefly, but only because you sound like you need the praise that your body's hot, and I'm totally selfless like that. — Kyle Adams

I Need You Funny Quotes By Chelsea Handler: I wish it was that easy to get

I wish it was that easy to get turned on for me - at this point, I need a bottle of Belevere and a fighterjet. — Chelsea Handler

I Need You Funny Quotes By Trevor Noah: I always believe that funny is serious and

I always believe that funny is serious and serious is funny. You don't really need a distinction between them. — Trevor Noah

I Need You Funny Quotes By Jonathan Safran Foer: Fuck You!' [Oskar said] 'Exuse me!' [His mom

Fuck You!' [Oskar said] 'Exuse me!' [His mom said] 'Sorry. I mean, screw you.' 'You need a time-out!' 'I need a mausoleum! — Jonathan Safran Foer

I Need You Funny Quotes By Janet Evanovich: I don't need shoes. I need a night

I don't need shoes. I need a night scope. You think they sell night scopes someplace here? — Janet Evanovich

I Need You Funny Quotes By Diana Peterfreund: Do you know what you need?" Malcolm was

Do you know what you need?" Malcolm was saying now.
To get laid, I thought.
"To get laid," Malcolm said.
Shocker. — Diana Peterfreund

I Need You Funny Quotes By Dave Attell: I watch the Discovery Channel, and you know

I watch the Discovery Channel, and you know what I've discovered? I need a girlfriend. — Dave Attell

I Need You Funny Quotes By William Nicholson: I have no future,' said Hanno. 'I need

I have no future,' said Hanno. 'I need no prophecy. You talk too much, woman. — William Nicholson

I Need You Funny Quotes By John Green: She's cute, I thought, but you don't need

She's cute, I thought, but you don't need to like a girl who treats you like you're ten: You've already got a mom. — John Green

I Need You Funny Quotes By Kelley Armstrong: I'm going to need to save you.""Excuse me?

I'm going to need to save you."
"Excuse me? No one needs-"
"I'm saving you, so shut up and be grateful. — Kelley Armstrong

I Need You Funny Quotes By Stephen Fry: I don't need you to remind me of

I don't need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me. — Stephen Fry

I Need You Funny Quotes By Drew Magary: You need to be funny in a way

You need to be funny in a way that people feel like you're trying to make a deeper connection. So that's what I try to do. — Drew Magary

I Need You Funny Quotes By Stephanie Rowe: I need a hug from you to make

I need a hug from you to make me feel better about the fact I need a hug from you. — Stephanie Rowe

I Need You Funny Quotes By Jerry Seinfeld: I don't need you to be funny. I

I don't need you to be funny. I don't want to be entertained. — Jerry Seinfeld

I Need You Funny Quotes By Groucho Marx: Do they allow tipping on the boat? -

Do they allow tipping on the boat? - Yes, sir. Have you got two fives? - Oh, yes, sir. Then you won't need the ten cents I was going to give you. — Groucho Marx

I Need You Funny Quotes By Margaret Atwood: Would I laugh?""Matter of fact, you would," says

Would I laugh?"
"Matter of fact, you would," says Zeb. "Heart like shale. What you need is a good fracking. — Margaret Atwood

I Need You Funny Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I went to a tent store. "What kind

I went to a tent store. "What kind of tent do you need?" "Circus." — Mitch Hedberg

I Need You Funny Quotes By Shannon K. Butcher: Brooke?" he finally found the sense to ask.

Brooke?" he finally found the sense to ask. "What are you doing here?"
"I need a gun."
This was not how his dream was supposed to go. — Shannon K. Butcher

I Need You Funny Quotes By Wes Adamson: People need to make sure they have a

People need to make sure they have a good humor spark plug inside them that can be ignited at any moment when required. — Wes Adamson

I Need You Funny Quotes By Doug Dorst: I think it's love.''Funny.''I'm serious.''And your support for

I think it's love.'
'Funny.'
'I'm serious.'
'And your support for this is ... ?'
'A feeling.'
'You need more than that. — Doug Dorst

I Need You Funny Quotes By Melissa Landers: Most humans expressed affection by pressing their lips

Most humans expressed affection by pressing their lips together, a simple act, so why would anyone feel the need to research the process? — Melissa Landers

I Need You Funny Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I miss the $2 bill, 'cause I can

I miss the $2 bill, 'cause I can break a two. $20, no. $10, no. $5, maybe, $2? Oh yeah. What do you need, a one and another one? — Mitch Hedberg

I Need You Funny Quotes By Jimmy Fallon: I know what you want. And I know

I know what you want. And I know what you need. But I'm gonna screw it up, yeah, cause I'm an idiot. And I'm your boyfriend. — Jimmy Fallon

I Need You Funny Quotes By Eva Morgan: So I need to lay down some ground

So I need to lay down some ground rules."
"Rules for the use of the ground?" He's gazing out the window. "Am I still allowed to step on it? — Eva Morgan