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I hung up the phone, jubilant, and threw myself into a wall, then pretended to be getting electrocuted. I do this when I'm very happy.
— Dave Eggers
I stepped away from the wall and tried to put on a happy face. It didn't work. "Hi."
"She says that so well." Mal turned to me and winked. — Kylie Scott
"She says that so well." Mal turned to me and winked. — Kylie Scott
I'm happy to start on one topic and end on another one entirely, as long as it's funny.
— Dave Barry
It's funny, because readers think they want the characters to be blissfully happy, but it makes it kind of boring for the reader.
— L.A. Weatherly
So I went to bed, full, happy, and caring nothing for all the hurt of all the englished Welshmen that ever festered upon a proud land
— Richard Llewellyn
Love is relentless, and so am I ;)
— Keisha Keenleyside
Everything's amazing right now, and nobody's happy.
— Louis C.K.
My goal in life is to be as happy as a studio audience.
— Jim Gaffigan
Wanna see the rest of my happy place?
— Dia Reeves
Oh, God, if I'm anything by a clinical name, I'm a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I think people are plotting to make me happy.
— J.D. Salinger
Cassie asked.
asked Ax — Katherine Applegate
asked Ax — Katherine Applegate
It's funny because being comedic and happy and lighthearted is who I am as a person, so they're easier emotions for me to connect with.
— Lindsay Lohan
That's the problem with best friends. Sometimes they know you better than you know yourself.
— Cecily Von Ziegesar
Sex is Number 1 of my Top-10 joys in retirement. Number 2 is reading How to Retire Happy, Wild, and Free. I forgot the other eight.
— Ernie J Zelinski
I became at peace with the darkness or the personality that I have. I am usually pretty funny and happy.
— Matt Berninger
One matter Englishmen don't think in the least funny is their happy consciousness of possessing a deep sense of humor.
— Marshall McLuhan
Happiness does not create humor. There's nothing funny about being happy. Sadness creates humor.
— Charles M. Schulz
I don't like happy stuff. I'm not funny.
— Sondra Radvanovsky
Act your age, not your shoe size.
— Prince
I'm a happy person. If you want to be around me, you can either choose to be happy too, or follow the signs to the nearest exit!
— Sharon Swan
Really, he called me that? Ellen DeGenerate? I've been getting that since fourth grade. I guess I'm happy I could give him work.
— Ellen DeGeneres
Life is so funny sometimes that you just have to laugh.
— Rebecca McNutt
The state of life is most happy where superfluities are not required and necessities are not wanting.
— Plutarch
May the fleas of a thousand camels invade the crotch of the person that ruins your day. And may their arms be to short too scratch
— Keisha Keenleyside
I'm as happy as I can be-but I have been happier.
— Ugo Ehiogu
Being funny is not the same as being happy.
— Dana Gould
How am I going to explain to my kids one day that I can't buy them a happy meal because the toy will make them fat?
— Carroll Bryant
Funny how you can think that the world is ending but still believe things will work out. We always think there's going to be a happy ending somewhere.
— Lorna Jane Cook
When I opened the door, Andrew was standing there like a remedy for heart palpitations. Or maybe he made them worse. It was hard to tell.
— N.R. Walker