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Don't put your wand there, boy! ... Better wizards than you have lost buttocks, you know!
— J.K. Rowling
I know a guy who had his doctor say, "Take some weight off, go to a health club." The man lost 20 pounds in one week! The machine tore his leg off!
— Henny Youngman
It's hard to dance if you just lost your wallet. Whoa Where's my wallet But, hey this song is funky ...
— Mitch Hedberg
Are you okay?" "Yeah."
"Good," she said, "because if you fall off a skyscraper, I'll be so mad at you. — Joel N. Ross
Drug addicts are so funny that way. Just spinning around, lost in their own little world. Doing so much, accomplishing so little. How sad.
— James St. James
I have an all-Japanese design team, and none of them speak English. So it's often funny and surprising how my ideas end up lost in translation.
— Pharrell Williams
I lost my balance when the train pulled away, but a human crumple zone buffered my fall. We stayed like that, half fallen. Diagonal People.
— David Mitchell
You know what to do?" "Wander around," I said. "Until I spot a self-assembled whangdoodle from the Foggy depths. — Joel N. Ross
Loretta started belting out a song: "Row, row, row your boat, sitting in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G !
— Joel N. Ross
Keep moving!" "Bea's arguing with the floor. — Joel N. Ross
Mussolini?" Leo frowned. "Wasn't he like BFFs with Hitler?
— Rick Riordan
Wakin' up to find another day. The moon got lost again last night, but now the sun has finally had its say.
— Gwen Stefani
It was funny, in a twisted sort of way, that night I gained my future was the same night I lost my past.
— Kelley R. Martin
The man who tries to be funny is lost. To lose one's naturalness is always to lose the sympathy of your audience.
— Harold Lloyd
Another drunk goes up to a parking meter, puts in a quarter, the dial goes to 60. The drunk says, "Huh. I lost 100 pounds!"
— Henny Youngman
The tragedy is that Dell didn't win it - we lost it.
— Steve Jobs
What are you doing now, you lazy drunken obscene unsayable son of an unnameable unmarried gipsy obscenity? What are you doing?
— Ernest Hemingway,
What I've lost in years I've gained in wisdom. Bullshit, I haven't learnt one thing in the last 15 years that hasn't just depressed me more.
— Doug Stanhope
I find anger to be funny. I find people that are so wrapped up in their own personalities to be funny, and lost. Like myself in real life.
— Zach Galifianakis
George Hendrick simply lost that sun-blown pop-up.
— Jerry Coleman
Funny thing about love, ain't it? Sometimes it saves you and sometimes, like right then, even love isn't enough.
— Eden Butler
