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I am still capable of feeling used. I am still capable of having a sexual experience that makes me feel like my entire life has been a mean joke.
— Charlotte Shane
I thought everybody was in on the joke. But I was the joke.
— Billie Joe Armstrong
It ain't no joke when you lose your vinyl.
— Afrika Bambaataa
I am a kind of joke, but the question is: which kind? My job is to keep everyone guessing.
— Gary Shteyngart
I have always noticed that deeply and truly religious persons are fond of a joke, and I am suspicious of those who aren't.
— Alfred North Whitehead
This isn't a joke. This is life or fucking death, Lily. I am trying to save you.""Save me from who?"
"From me, darlin'. — Teresa Mummert
I legit can not parallel park. This is no joke!
— Jennifer Damiano
Imagination is no Joke, But a Wish
— Jan Jansen
I'm infamous, a joke. It doesn't make me feel good, because I'm a genuine person, but I don't let it get to me, because I am who I am.
— William Hung
I am a fan of whatever makes me laugh my ass off. If it happens to be a Jew joke, then it's a Jew joke.
— Alex Borstein
Often women are pitted against each other for an easy joke, so they fight or steal each other's boyfriends. That's not really true to life.
— Hannah Simone
Playing quarterback ... it's no joke ... The difference here with Johnny Manziel, there's a lot of style and very little substance.
— Boomer Esiason
I am a rune a carrot a little joke
— Walter Wykes
You said "Hi", I to be polite will say "Bye"!
— Deyth Banger
There is nothing that's off limits. If people think something is off limits, I make it my business to go make a joke about it; that's my job.
— Anthony Jeselnik
The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.
— Oliver Herford
I am a pacifist, but be aware that I also carry a gun.
— M.F. Moonzajer
I am so happy that I married a comedy writer. He's never not without a joke. No matter where we are.
— Christa Miller
I rarely joke unless I'm in front of a camera. It's not what I am in real life. It's what I do for a living.
— Christopher Guest
Never joke at funerals, or during business transactions.
— Herman Melville
It's easy for someone to joke about scars if they've never been cut.
— William Shakespeare
Oh you rebel you!
— Mallory Hopkins
Everything I say is a joke. I am a joke myself.
— Karl Lagerfeld
I am a joke toldagain. — Charles Bukowski
As the old joke goes, I have all the sins together. I am a woman, a Socialist, separated and agnostic.
— Michelle Bachelet
"What a joke: Tiny living entities crawling on a little planet and are thinking, "I am Great". "
— Radhanath Swami
It's almost a joke how good I am at charades. Not to pat my own back, but I'm literally - I'm kind of unstoppable.
— Wilson Bethel
Get in my lap and let me show you.""Is this a joke?"
"Am I laughing? — Whitney Gracia Williams
Life is a cruel, horrible joke and I am the punch line.
— Carrie Fisher
I am aware that by many persons, it is considered in the nature of a joke to to become a candidate and to be elected as a member of the Legislature.
— Samuel Ealy Johnson Jr.
In Classical Greek the word pathos was the same for both suffering and experience. Those Greeks knew a good joke when they heard one.
— Peter Straub
A good joke doesn't necessarily need appreciation from others. One can freely laugh at one's own deserving jokes.
— Pawan Mishra
Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the Comedian is the only thing that makes sense.
— Alan Moore
I used to crack A joke when Sourav Ganguly is upset and make him happy , i usually speak in bengali which would make him laugh
— Sachin Tendulkar
That was Chas. Furious and black-hearted one minute, ready to crack a wry joke the next.
— Colleen Gleason
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Medicine is a very old joke, but it still goes on.
— Andre Maurois
A comic strip has a rhythm and a pattern, and you got to get in and out quick. So you set up a joke, tell the joke, and done.
— Stephan Pastis
Directing a movie is serious, it's not a joke.
— Fred Durst
Nothing's a joke with me. It just all comes out like one.
— Lorrie Moore
Pity, I've learned, is like a fart. You can tolerate your own, but you simply can't stand anyone else's.
— Jonathan Tropper
Completely committed to adapting 'Fifty Shades of Grey'. This is not a joke. Christian Grey and Ana: potentially great cinematic characters.
— Bret Easton Ellis
There are things that are so serious that you can only joke about them.
— Werner Heisenberg
The joke or the pratfall is easy for me to do.
— Sandra Bullock
You make a joke out of everything.Life's too painful not to. — Richelle Mead
WHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?Ah. I see we are now into the second movement of the Nakamura Suite in G-Minor! — Kevin Sylvester
I joke that a person of color would never make a movie like 'Midnight in Paris.' Nostalgia isn't so enticing.
— Meshell Ndegeocello
God's great cosmic joke on the human race was requiring that men and women live together in marriage
— Mark Twain
This is fun, Matty, isn't it? Cocktail hour is intoxicating." "It is." "I made a little joke there." - Celeste.
— Jessica Park
Life is cruel. Love is a joke. And not even death is final.
— Corinne Michaels
The marvelous thing about a joke with a double meaning is that it can only mean one thing.
— Ronnie Barker
Call me Meier, Goring said, but he did not pause to explain the joke .
— Philip Jose Farmer
Snake pulled out the digital camera and decided to play a joke on Otacon. He snapped a picture of the pinup, muttered, "Good," and closed the door.
— Raymond Benson
The practical joke is the psychiatry of baseball.
— Ron Luciano