Humorous Work Quotes
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For nothing is more boring than being forced to play.
— Angela Carter
I want an explosion the size of Cleveland.
— Joel Silver
You play, you win, you play, you lose. You play. It's the playing that's irresistible.
— Jeanette Winterson
Every day in New York City is a test. Work hard and pass this test, you get a chocolate cookie. From a strange man on the subway. A man without pants.
— Christy Hall
Bad artists always admire each others work.
— Oscar Wilde
Those who work, knows the strength of labour.
— Lailah Gifty Akita
The most overpowering will is the will to not work.
— Saleem Sharma
But I'm looking at life, and I'm putting nothing off.
— Lynn Redgrave
The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
— Bob Hope
To live is to think.
— Marcus Tullius Cicero
When you fall asleep after a big lunch you're really just saving up energy to work off all the calories later on.
— Elizabeth Jane Howard
Mark what a generosity and courage (a dog) will put on when he finds himself maintained by a man, who to him is instead of a God
— Francis Bacon
I'm just trying to suppress my natural impulses and get back to work.
— William J. Clinton
Every drop of magical blood spilled is a loss and a waste.
— J.K. Rowling
You can't be too careful about work. It's the most dangerous habit known to medical science.
— Eugene O'Neill
Whenever I'm running an hour late for for work, it always makes me feel better when I can leave an hour early at the end of the day to make up for it.
— Mark W. Boyer
One thing I have to give Christians; were it not for Sunday, every day of the week would be a workday.
— Lex Allen
People who always arrive early aren't worth waiting for.
— Crystal Woods
We so need to work on your definition of relaxing.
— Melissa A. Craven
Why did it have to be Sir McHotpants? Why couldn't they have sent Colonel Mustard le Mustache or Lady Jelly O'Belly?
— Penny Reid
There are times when looking on the bright side takes a lot ot work. I'm taking a break from it tonight. I'll be back at it tomorrow.
— C.C. Alma
The cool thing about the Internet is that it's allowing women more access to their own history.
— Kathleen Hanna
I'm not a big fan of western movies and I really don't like cowboy-indian movies. I have never watched them.
— Heath Ledger
I've always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It's an island and the audience can't run very far.
— Bob Hope
First month honey ... Next month pie ... Third month ... Get out here and work, you damn bitch, same as I.
— Karen Cecil Smith
The Americans are extremely gadget minded people and American gadgets have a peculiar characteristic: they work.
— George Mikes
It's amazing how a truly great songwriter can touch anyone in the world with their words.
— Christina Aguilera
People usually survive their illnesses, but the paper work eventually does them in. Filing a claim for insurance is terminal.
— Erma Bombeck
I'm going to go throw up now, because ive turned into my dad. If vomiting doesn't work, I'll see if I can get an exorcism.
— Veronica Blade
I really cherish having my private time and being alone and being able to decompress. It's my own version of meditating.
— Tim Gunn
Sometimes, a wife must do what her husband cannot.
— Robert Jordan
All genuinely intellectual work is humorous.
— George Bernard Shaw
Of all the skills necessary for her work, what she was perhaps worst at was being polite to inanimate things.
— China Mieville