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The first rule of book club - is that nobody wants to talk about book club. — Douglas Lewis

Who do I think would appreciate my book?
I'm surprised anybody does. Oops, did I say that out loud? — Dan Alatorre

Before you flare up at anyone's faults, take time to count to ten - ten of your own. — Suzanne Woods Fisher

I said in my earlier book, and find no reason for retracting my statement, that the famous Jewish sense of humour got lost in transit to Israel. — George Mikes

Sell your book like a can of beans & your readers will place the same value on it. — Stuart Aken

The thing to remember about a kick is you go for his twigs and berries" ~Declan~ — Ilsa Madden-Mills

This book fills a much-needed gap. — Moses Hadas

If a book falls in the woods and nobody read it, was it ever written? — Neil Leckman

Q: Best part about being a musical theatre book writer?
A: Explaining what that is. — Christy Hall

This book is visceral like how your small intestine is visceral — J.E. Duah

Part of my soul goes into each quote I write. A book of my quotes can be yours for just $19.99. — Ryan Lilly

Life is too short to spend on a book you don't enjoy. — Katrina-Jane

I'm writing a new book called 'Ventroliquism for Dummies'. — Ron Moore

Truth cannot be imparted. [] It must be inflicted. — Brian Evenson

Buy this book , buy this book , you need this book, buy book now.'

Subliminal messaging works! — Nick Jimbanis

The longest way round is the shortest way home.
(Quoting Alexander MacLaren, The Wearied Christ and Other Sermons) — C.S. Lewis

If I'll be funnier than this, I'll become a joke. — Chandan Sharma

Kiss my ass."

"If you'd like me to start there. — Stacey Marie Brown

Morbidly, attracted him to strangeness, to recklessnesss, even unhappiness. — Jean Rhys

Time is on our side to fulfill the will of God in our church and nation — Sunday Adelaja

A rainy day is a good day to be in bed with a good book - or with someone who has read one."
T.K. Lukas — T.K. Lukas

Finish is a laundry powder. I feel guilty when I finish a book. — Jeremy Lee

I would rather write a book without a title if my true friend chooses to live in a million dollar home in London and acts foreign. — Duop Chak Wuol

Sometimes I think candor is the only kindness. — Karen Allen

Time flies when you're falling down ... (not from a book, it's a lyric) — Courtney Love

This book is dedicated to Wilbur and Orville Wright, without whom air sickness would still be just a dream. — Dave Barry

I'm writing a book on Procrastination. I hope to start it tomorrow. I've been thinking about it for almost six years now. — Ron Moore

What do you call a rifle with three barrels?
A trifle. — Joseph Rosenbloom

In my book an erection constitutes personal growth. — Amunhotep El Bey

The last time I was this confused I was watching a Fassbinder film. — Ken O'Neill

Life is way too short, so try to enjoy every minute of it with a sense of humor! — Christina Scalise

If you are an adult, and you are planning to dress up on Halloween ... don't. I will find you. I will hurt you. — Lewis Black

An aim in life is the only fortune worth finding. — Robert Louis Stevenson

Forbid that I should walk through Thy beautiful world with unseeing eyes. — John Baillie

I recently bought a book of free verse. For twelve dollars. — George Carlin

Let blockheads read what blockheads wrote. — Philip Dormer Stanhope