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Life is like a DVR recording. The story goes on, but you cannot see it until you fast forward through the commercials — Christopher Earle

No one has ever seen a Brink's truck delivering money into a cemetery ... so enjoy your life, while you still can! — Timothy Pina

Some people live their memorable years fighting against their basic instincts only to succumb in the end to what was actually good for them. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

The main causes for divorce
are marriages. — A.J. Beirens

Write your dream obituary and live that life! — Tami Holzman

He said he didn't want to brave yet, and I simply replied with being brave isn't an option in this world. — Shuno

We, humans, have come up with so many superficialities that are completely unnecessary for our existence and happiness on earth. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

You always need right moves, wheather it's life or romance.. — BHARAT SHARMA

Everyone, in some small sacred sanctuary of the self, is nuts. — Leo Rosten

Life like Stew!!! -Gully Dwarf saying (Dragonlance) — Margaret Weis

When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific. — Lily Tomlin

You can't control your feelings but you can control the actions that come with those feelings. — Craig Mercier

The truth is, I feel myself being fascinated and repelled by her: She's both a mirror of myself and a door to part of this island that I'm not. — Maggie Stiefvater

All around us is a nothing that stretches on for infinity. We humans can barely comprehend that. If we comprehend it we are rarely pleased. — F.K. Preston

Only you can change yourself, no one else can. — Thabang Gideon Magaola

With true love, you can move mountains, make unusual sacrifices, live a life of deprivations and still be happy. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

So nobody got time for people who aren't worth your time. — Fiona Chazhoor

I'm a writer. I write stuff. — Kevin J.J. Carpenter

Life never goes according to plan. That's okay, because often our plans are much smaller than life intends. Probably EASIER, but smaller. — Stacey T. Hunt

When somebody you love dies, a phase of life's innocence dies with that person, and a part of you dies as well. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

If your treated like a puppet find a new ball of string — Benny Bellamacina

Life is too short to give a fuck. Jump in the pool butt ass naked and do it up. — Richard P. Denney

My intellect tells me read between the lines.. No need to humor something that is what it is and is not what it was. — Phil Thersby

If you're alive, kick into drive. Chase whimsies. See if you can turn dreams into a way to make a living, if not an entire way of life. — Kevin Smith

Just like when there's a time that a smart person knows enough is enough, there's a time when you know you've got to fight. — Christopher Paul Curtis

All life is in vain, for Death makes a nonsense of pain. — Gasmaskman

Failure is something you experience on your way to success - unless you're a skydiver. — Peter James West

Bridget reckons John Lennon wrote a song about her. I'm guessing it was 'Give Peace a Chance'. — Bridget Golightly

Life lesson 2, Never tell a woman that those pants make her butt look big. — John Hankins

At a certain age almost all the questions a person asks him or herself are really just about one thing: how should you live your life? — Fredrik Backman

God helps those who strut their stuff. — Dan Sofer

If you are not in charge of your life, who is? — Val Edward Simone

Live life to the fullest, love deeply and laugh a lot. Be proud of what you see in the mirror and you will have no wrinkles! — Barbara Post-Askin

Nothing gives you confidence like being a member of a small, weirdly specific, hard-to-find demographic. — Mindy Kaling

My hope still is to leave the world a bit better than when I got here. — Jim Henson

There are times when looking on the bright side takes a lot ot work. I'm taking a break from it tonight. I'll be back at it tomorrow. — C.C. Alma

The selfish and self-centered have a hard time being kind, even though you and I know that kindness is a source of relief to the soul. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

Whether you decision is good or bad at least you had the balls to make one. — Benjamin Bayani

Think before you stink — NightBits

There is no bigger gratification than the realization of the things you believe in after overcoming all the odds. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

Love is the antidote for all the fears, questions and worries that we accumulate in life. — Art Hochberg

We always emerge from the death of a loved one like a phoenix arising from its funeral pyre. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

When the world has once begun to use us ill, it afterwards continues the same treatment with less scruple or ceremony, as men do to a whore. — Jonathan Swift

Everyone and everything comes into our life at exactly the right time. — Art Hochberg

Choose life, choose to be happy and make somebody smile. — Ray S. Jones

Perhaps fate has a way of turning things around and making something good out of the action of someone who failed humanity without meaning to. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

The game of life has one rule: if you play, you lose. — Swami Chetanananda

Life is a mighty joke that is not meant to be funny. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

How can you possibly do everything you want to do in life if you start doing a bunch of things twice? — Lorii Myers

The idea is to get your life to where it is doable, manageable, and somewhat in order. — Art Hochberg

Beavers give a dam — Victor J. Garcia

When you fall; it's not the ending; It's the next chance to perform better than the last one — Harishankar Kaushik

If life gives you the wobbles make jelly. — Magdalena VandenBerg

Life is brighter on the lighter side. — L.M. Fields

Bridget was so excited to see the giant Colin Firth statue, she almost had a stroke. But she couldn't quite reach. — Bridget Golightly

It's no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then. — Lewis Carroll

Every author, however modest, keeps a most outrageous vanity chained like a madman in the padded cell of his breast. — Logan Pearsall Smith

Be aware of the type of humor you use in your daily life. Just because people are laughing doesn't mean it is creating positive vibes. — Alaric Hutchinson

things you bone, end up boning you — Josh Stern

When life's got you down, keep your head up ... you can't see the ground anyway — Nicole Rae

I realized I was officially a professional writer when all my plans began with "drink coffee" and ended with "take a nap. — Cassandra Duffy

If I had but the time and you had but the brain — Lewis Carroll

Life is like a dry handjob. Just when it starts getting good, it's already over. — Jayme K.

A man can't talk of true happiness if he has never known true love - the trusting, selfless and unconditional love that I took for granted. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

Eternity is not a super-abundance of time, but timelessness. — Vijay Balakrishnan

Wouldn't it be great if life was only Legos? If we could give our kids the right, simple building blocks? — Chris Bent

Wise is the fool who becomes a master at laughter. — Curtis Tyrone Jones

G. I. Gurdieff, "Beelzebub's Tales to His Grandson"
So-and-so-and-so-must-be; do-not-do-what-must-not-be.
Mullah's favorite saying. p. 598 — Gurdieff

When life hands you wilted lettuce, make lettuceade. — B. Fox

Life would be awfully grim and glum if I couldn't laugh at myself. — Liesl Shurtliff

Man craves joy far more than anything else in life, but there is nothing as madly intoxicating as the feeling of joy that comes from the soul. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

Trust is not hoping your partner will love you; it is KNOWING that they DO. — Julieanne O'Connor

Life is a Game; More you play, More you learns — Harishankar Kaushik Hsk

People who leave their drugs in a bathroom the guests use are just asking for trouble. — Stephen King

Life is an adventure! So live it up! — L.M. Preston

No Matter what you're, Matter is ; What you do. — Harishankar Kaushik

Don't play the reels of your life backwards - play them forward. — Art Hochberg

I keep dying and hoping you notice me. But you're too busy living. — F.K. Preston

The Standard Pace is for chumps. — Timothy Ferriss

... People who are the spices of this world are the natural souls with instincts and impulses that have not been pruned by evolution and civilization. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

Let go of the people who dull your shine, poison your spirit, and bring you drama. Cancel your subscription to their issues. — Steve Maraboli

Sweetie, you don't need to drive me to the brink of insanity ... I'm close enough to walk! — Tanya Masse

My creativity keeps me from starving. Humanity keeps my life mundane. Loving secures my love for life, but my imagination keeps me sane. — F.K. Preston

Life is like the stock market. Some days you're up. Some days you're down. And some days you feel like something the bull left behind. — Paula Wall

Wonders happen either way. With you or without you. — Sergey Vedenyo

Violence can read like poetry. You just have to describe the act as if you're in love with the way your characters bleed. — F.K. Preston

Life is way too short, so try to enjoy every minute of it with a sense of humor! — Christina Scalise

There is the only way to change your life and it is to make it better. — Sergey Vedenyo

Shit don't mean shit — Stephen King

Rule #3 - It's okay to believe yourself better than the rest of the planet, so long as you keep it to yourself. — Bisco Hatori

Shit happens. You can either stand their and complain about the smell or you can wipe your shoe and keep walking. — Tommy Cotton

Treasure the beauty of youthful life and the wisdom of adulthood. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Sometimes, our pride compels us to engage in costly wars when a true commitment to a compromising peace would have been the best course to pursue. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

Writers are the most tormented of all the different categories of artists that are out there in the world. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

When bad things happen, I know you want to believe they are a joke, But sometimes life is scary and dark. That is why we must find the light. — Adventure Time

Of all the idiots I have met in my life, and the Lord knows they have not been few or little, I think that I have been the biggest. — Karen Blixen

Life is short. If you doubt me, ask a butterfly. Their average life span is a mere five to fourteen days. — Ellen DeGeneres

Life is and will ever remain an equation incapable of solution, but it contains certain known factors. — Nikola Tesla

Most people have this tendency to make judgments on others based on preconceptions, especially when they are dealing with them for the first time. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

Even Google can't reach God. — Brian L. Tucker