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My pappy told me, 'When you read horror, it's best to read with the lights on.' I found it helps for most other kinds of books too. — P.K. Vandcast

He was a strange mix of Heinrich Himmler and Barney the Dinosaur. — Jonas Eriksson

So I suggest you stick close, pay attention, and avoid breaking the Terrorverse's only commandment: Thou shall not be stupid. — Seth Grahame-Smith

In comparison to cannibalism and grave robbing, he reckoned lying to the dead was pretty mild on his growing list of sins. — E.V. Iverson

I'm Allen Walker!"
My life....is over...I'm going to die.... — Katsura Hoshino

I think everyone should have a problem with zombies on fire. — Faith McKay

The sight of her made him understand why he'd lost his faith in God. — Sarah Langan

Using for a noble purpose is still using. — Kendare Blake

I can't believe that she's questioning the existence of magic when she's standing before me dead and talking. — Kendare Blake

Their laughter was like the stridulation of the ghosts of grasshoppers. — John Collier

I was nearly unnerved at my proximity to a nameless thing at the bottom of a pit. — H.P. Lovecraft

I like stories about supervillains. They teach children that you can accomplish great things even when the whole world is against you. — G.D. Falksen

The dead have existed for as long as the living, give or take a few years. But what good has that done them? — James Aquilone

The preface? Why would he waste time with the preface? Skip the preface and move on to the meat of the thing! — Kenneth Oppel

Magic is a naughty beast. — Rob E. Boley

I never saw a dollar bill cry at anyone's funeral. — J. Lincoln Fenn

Nonsense! I have merely come to terms with the fact that I am perfect, and I have decided life must go on, and I must learn to live with myself ... — C.N. Faust

Reality is shaped by the forces that destroy it. — D. Harlan Wilson

Hello?" he asked as he went ... just so that anyone intent on killing him would know exactly where to look. — Stephen King

Hey, Tracy you army brat, I think it's for you! — Mark Mackey

Without context, things are not scary. Without context, like humor, horror doesn't work. — Guillermo Del Toro

Blood is really warm,
it's like drinking hot chocolate
but with more screaming. — Ryan Mecum

Don't tell me it's going to fucking be okay! I am not okay with being that fucker's pinata! — Nenia Campbell

Snow came back, but she didn't come back right. — Rob E. Boley

Rap un zeal' Demon within. I might as well put up a giant 'Come and Get Eaten' sign for the good those warning runes do. — Sabrina Zbasnik

Never tell anyone to be careful, never ask what that noise was, and for the love of God, never, ever say that you'll be right back. - Evelyn Baker — Seanan McGuire

You are fifty different kinds of twisted."
"Only fifty? Val, you wound me. — Nenia Campbell

Stephen ... you know how, when a baby is first born, it just cries at the sheer horror of being alive? — Bryan Lee O'Malley

Terry loved candlelight dinners and red wine. It was a nice contrast from work.
And killing people. — Jonas Eriksson

The northern star changes its position every ten thousand years, but friendships can last for all eternity.
- RJPeters — R.J. Peters

Good luck is just bad luck with its hair combed. — Stephen King

You'd have been scared too if that big troglodyte had put his hands on you. He smelled like dirty socks and store brand cola. Chet Andrews — Aaron Crabill

I like him, he thought in horror... shit. I like him. — Holly Black

Were faulty embalming and premature decay a dead hypochondriac's worst fears? — E.V. Iverson

My family has a Christmas tradition: Every year, they kill my mom. — James Aquilone

You pray to God to save you. I'll stick with Smith & Wesson. We'll see who is alive in the morning. — Raegan Butcher

Who knew death could lead to an eating disorder? — Corey Redekop

You have really nice teeth, Terry said and thought they could be excellent for his collection of human body parts. — Jonas Eriksson

The world's full of wonder, he said. Or at least horror that looks wondrous from afar. — Luke Scull

Nothing says you care like sending someone a kitten. — Brian South

When am I going to learn to stop questioning authority and just eat the Soylent Green? — Red Tash

It's not the tales of Stephen King that I've read,
I need protection from the things in my head ... — Jimmy Buffett

The way humor's usually used in horror, it's as a pressure-release valve; without it, the drama would escalate out of all control almost immediately. — Stephen Graham Jones

His eyes burned with intensity. I wondered briefly if someone
he knew was being held in that cold room that smelled like death. Someone he loved? — Jaye Wells

I always said I acted like a twelve-year old, so I decided to write like a twelve-year old. — Terri Bertha

Clear skin, a manicure, a couple dead zombies, and then fame! — Faith McKay

Don't dream it, be it — Dr Frank-N-Furter Rocky Horror Picture Show

If you let something scare you to death, then the worst has happened. — D.E. Athkins

I don't remember ever signing up for weird. It just sort of happened. — Justin Alcala

Think about scary movies: There's a fine line between horror and humor. — Roy Blount Jr.

Most of the laugh tracks on television were recorded in the early 1950's. These days, most of the people you hear laughing are dead. — Chuck Palahniuk

Don't be afraid, be terrified — Christopher Pike

Just behind his jaw bones a tiny movement was perceptible, like the movement of gills in a fish. — John Collier

You are so beautiful, I could eat you, he said.
And it was true. Her smile was as intoxicating as the wine.
And he could eat her. — Jonas Eriksson

Oh, I love you, June, I really do. It's just that you sounded so ... twat-ish just then. — Red Tash

When asked what profession they like least, most people will give the obvious answer: clowns. — Brian South

This is why it is important never to pick or smell flowers, and to always wear headgear when admiring them. — Brian South

Ms. Fang is the nicest, sweetest teacher at Scary School. She only ate twelve kids last year. — Derek The Ghost

His hand snapped shut over the device and then he crossed his arms. Aria stared in horror. Her Smarteye was buried in a Neanderthal's armpit. — Veronica Rossi

You sick bastard," she said.
"Yes, I guess you could call me that." Terry replied. — Jonas Eriksson

Sure, I'll just run out to the Piggly Wiggly and ask the butcher for a properly aged finger bone. — E.V. Iverson

What are you going to fill it with?" she asks. "Holy water or something?"
"Probably Dasani," Thomas replies. — Kendare Blake

Language is a city to the building of which every human being brought a stone. — Eric Garner

Horror is like the humor, the one without the other can't exist. Horror makes life more interesting like the humor! — Deyth Banger