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When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income. — Chi Chi Rodriguez

Whenever the wife wants to do drugs, she thinks about Sartre. One bad trip and then a giant lobster followed him around for the rest of his days. — Jenny Offill

A man is very revealed by his wife, just as a woman is revealed by her husband. People never marry beneath or above themselves, I assure you. — Carol Grace

If she lives, she shall be my wedded wife. If she dies
mother, I can't speak of what I shall feel if she dies. His voice was choked in his throat. — Elizabeth Gaskell

I like to have a plan," said Mr. Palliser. "And so do I," said his wife,
"if only for the sake of not keeping it. — Anthony Trollope

A vegan who beats his wife is far further down the ethical ladder than a meat eater who's kind to his children. — Moby

No husband will ever be better avenged than by his wife's lover. — Honore De Balzac

Each individual among you also is to love his own wife even as himself, and the wife must see to it that she respects her husband — Tony Evans

A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it. — Israel Zangwill

A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife. — E.W. Howe

I am his awfully-wedded wife. — Jane Ace

His wife, however, happened to be the only woman in his life who failed totally to arouse any passion in him whatsoever. — Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Although we were never pals and occasionally butted heads, my relationship with Clinton and his wife, Hillary, made me a better journalist. — Ron Fournier

He understood how to sit down and hold his peace for long hours beside the man who had lost the wife of his love, — Victor Hugo

(One of Crutzen's fellow Nobelists reportedly came home from his lab one night and told his wife, — Elizabeth Kolbert

Never join with your friend when he abuses his horse or his wife, unless the one is about to be sold, the other to be buried. — Charles Caleb Colton

The ideal husband understands every word his wife doesn't say. — Alfred Hitchcock

I was playing once with the King of Samoa. I asked him what his handicap was. "Six wives," he said. — Jack Redmond

Behind every great man is his wife trying to keep him alive. — Justin Baldoni

Satan probably wouldn't have talked so big if God had been his wife. — P. J. O'Rourke

A husband's mother and his wife had generally better be visitors than inmates — Samuel Richardson

Why did Mitt Romney strap his dog to the roof of his car? Could it be because his station wagon was full of wives? — Bill Maher

He that would thrive must ask his wife." It — Benjamin Franklin

The king loved his wife, the queen, without limit, and she loved him with all her heart. Something like that could only end in disaster. — Andrzej Sapkowski

Only a jackass ever talks over his affairs with a woman, whether she be his sweetheart, wife, or sister, or mother. — H.L. Mencken

Killing a guy and stealing his wife and child isn't too nice a thing to do. — Billy Connolly

Pittacus said, "Every one of you hath his particular plague, and my wife is mine; and he is very happy who hath this only". — Plutarch

ever since he discovered that all his millions could not bring him back his wife, he has learned to despise money. — Stefan Zweig

Dorothea was not only his wife: she was a personification of that shallow world which surrounds the appreciated or desponding author. — George Eliot

A woman may be called a wife and mother for most of her life, while a man is called a husband and father only at his funeral. — Barbara Holland

Adam knew Eve his wife and she conceived. It is a pity that this is still the only knowledge of their wives at which some men seem to arrive. — F.H. Bradley

I know one man who was impotent who gave AIDS to his wife and the only thing they did was kiss. — Pat Robertson

The only solid and lasting peace between a man and his wife is, doubtless, a separation. — Lord Chesterfield

Paris shook his head.Do you think I would teach just anyone to fight me to the death? I want you to be my wife. My one and only wife. — Anne Fortier

And only those watching very carefully saw the Caliph of Khorasan lean back against the cushions and toy with the bangles on his wife's arm. — Renee Ahdieh

So you've not only somehow married Fraser's wife, but you've accidentally been raising his illegitimate son for the last fifteen years? — Diana Gabaldon

Newt Gingrich had a horrible week in the Iowa caucuses. Only 13 percent of his ex-wives voted for him. — David Letterman

A man whose every exertion is bent upon showing up the flaws in his wife's character must be at least partially responsible for some of them. — Phyllis Bottome

Malthus married in 1804 and beat three children with his wife — Thomas Malthus

When a man has been consistently battering his wife, he shouldn't expect a bouquet of roses from her the morning after he promises to stop. — Joe Slovo

One danger of a man succeeding is that it teaches his wife and daughter not to worry about success. — Warren Farrell

Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife — Shelley Winters

There was a barber and his wife. And he was beautiful. A proper artist with a knife but they transported him for life. And he was beautiful — Anonymous

A man says to his mate: "My wife is a twin." His mate says, "How do you tell them apart?" The man says: "Her brother has a beard." — Frank Carson

Penard's got a secret baby!' Fifteen-year-old Richard twisted his lips up at one end. 'Maybe he has a secret wife in the attic! — Olivia Newport

When a man's dog turns against hime, it is time for his wife to pack her trunk and go home to mamma. — Mark Twain

When a man marries a widow his jealousies revert to the past: no man is as good as his wife says her first husband was — Samuel Johnson

If a man moves to the forest, and his wife isn't there to share his spaghetti-os, are they still married? — Roxanne Snopek

A Jew never laughs without looking at his wife for approval. — Jackie Mason

If that God for whom you blindly kill made us in his image, each bullet in my wife's body will have been a wound in his heart. — Antoine Leiris

It can be a bit annoying if another actor is trying to talk to the director and the wife is sitting on his lap. — Colin Farrell

When the sun is showing and there is a storm in patches of the sky, the devil is said to beating his wife. — Angela Khristin Brown

I'm thinking, he said. To bed or not to bed his wife? That was the question. — Maya Rodale

Every summer Lin Kong returned to Goose Village to divorce his wife, Shuyu. — Ha Jin

The worth of a wife is a man's good fortune;His jewels are his good children. — Thiruvalluvar

What about me?" Wes snapped. "Don't I get a vote?"
Daniel shook his head. "She's willing and you're breathing. I pronounce you man and wife. — Jodi Thomas

The closer a husband is to God, the closer he will grow to his wife. — Jim George

A man has to be very understanding and put his wife first before himself. — Abdulazeez Henry Musa

Test a servant while in the discharge of his duty, a relative in difficulty, a friend in adversity, and a wife in misfortune. — Chanakya

He took his misfortune like a man - he blamed it on his wife. — Bob Phillips