Health Club Quotes

Health Club Quotes & Sayings

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I also go on long walks with my dog, a golden retriever named Breeze-and I work out with weights at a health club a couple of times a week. — Karen Hughes

I know a guy who had his doctor say, "Take some weight off, go to a health club." The man lost 20 pounds in one week! The machine tore his leg off! — Henny Youngman

2 Guys in a health club, one is putting on pantyhose. "Since when do you wear pantyhose?" "Since my wife found it in the glove compartment!" — Henny Youngman

At eighty-one, health club-lusting is as close as I'll ever come to getting laid again. — Patricia McConnell

When you make a wrong turn you must make two right turns. One to correct the wrong turn and one just for growth. — SBG Mental Health Club