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Lessee ... he'd gone off after the funeral and gotten drunk. No, not drunk, another word, ended with "er." Drunker. that was it. — Terry Pratchett

While he was drunk asleep, or in his rage, or in the incestuous pleasure of his bed. — William Shakespeare

He's sitting alone at the kitchen table, a half-emptied bottle of white liquor in one fist, his knife in the other. Drunk as a skunk. — Suzanne Collins

There is nothing contemptible about an intoxicated man (if it is nothing more than a bookful of words or a roomful of notes that he has got drunk on). — Wyndham Lewis

He was so drunk that he would have stubbornly denied that he was. — Filippo Bologna

There ain't no such thing as the devil that's just god when he's drunk. — Tom Waits

Common sense got drunk and giddy when Olivia was on the premises. Maybe he should just raise a glass, too, and dub reason a lost cause. — Kelly Moran

Was he confused? Drunk? Took too many balls to the face? And dear sweet Mary mother of baby Jesus, that was a fine-looking face. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

Maybe he was too drunk to hear me when I told him to stop. Maybe I didn't say it loudly enough. Maybe I didn't say it enough times. — Amy Hatvany

He was seething, drunk on his own magnificence — Lara Adrian

I think Shakespeare got drunk after he finished King Lear. That he had a ball writing it. — Louis Auchincloss

He smiled. The ability to drink and not grow drunk - an advantage of pewter that nobody had told him about. There had to be a way to use such a skill. — Brandon Sanderson

A Russian drunk is a fascinating creature. Even when he has money, he still prefers poison at a rouble forty. And he won't take the change. — Sergei Dovlatov

A bird in the boughs sang "June,"
And "June" hummed a bee
In a Bacchic glee
As he tumbled over and over
Drunk with the honey-dew. — Clinton Scollard

People got out of the way for Cam. He was like a hot Moses, parting a sea of drunk college students. — J. Lynn

He took her hand from her head and held it in his. "Your beauty could make a rose blush."
"Are you ... drunk? — Michelle M. Pillow

If the wine drinker has a deep gentleness in him, he will show that when drunk. But if he has hidden anger and arrogance, those appear. — Rumi

After all, it was never Darnay he quoted, only Sydney, drunk and wrecked and dissipated. Sydney, who died for love. — Cassandra Clare

Yes,but the news is no different from the drunk in the corner bar:he might have a good story, but that doesn't maen you can trust it. — Alex Bledsoe

The eloquent man is he who is no beautiful speaker, but who is inwardly and desperately drunk with a certain belief. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

Let he who sins when drunk be punished when sober. - Quoted in Kendrick v. Hopkins, 1580 — Keith G. Laufenberg

Well, technically we make money off of the guys trying to get laid by the sexy drunk girls." He — Eve Jagger

She shook her head with a sigh. "You talk like a drunk man walks: in every direction but where he be headed." She — Terry Goodkind

The guy's life drunk, I think, makes Candide look like a sourpuss. Does he even know that death exists? — Jandy Nelson

It's the wise man who stays home when he's drunk. — Euripides

Drunk wi' power," he remarked disapprovingly to the ceiling. "Verra unwomanly attitude, that. — Diana Gabaldon

A man can take a little bourbon without getting drunk, but if you hold his mouth open and pour in a quart, he's going to get sick on it. — Lyndon B. Johnson

He lives alone, no wife or children, most of his waking hours drunk. I don't want to end up like that. — Suzanne Collins

He had eaten as much as a travelling actor and drunk like the sands of the desert Maxence Gilet — Honore De Balzac

Not drunk is he who from the floor - Can rise alone and still drink more; But drunk is They, who prostrate lies, Without the power to drink or rise. — Thomas Love Peacock

He made her drunk, this man made her drunk; and every time his eyes flashed into hers she could not breathe. — Kristin Cashore

There ain't no devil, just God when he's drunk. — Tom Waits

It wouldn't do for the owner of the Gansett Island Ferry Company to be seen falling down drunk at the island's landmark hotel. He knew that, — Marie Force

Is he drunk?' the attendant asked as they boarded the early morning flight.
'Not yet,' said Grey. — Wendy Wunder

Human nature is like a drunk peasant. Lift him into the saddle on one side, over he topples on the other side. — Martin Luther

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says wile he's in love, drunk, or running for office. — Shirley Maclaine

He hugged her tight, mixing their tears to be bottled and fermented, so they could be drunk on each other when this was all over. — Pete Wentz

You never could tell what a man would do when he was drunk, even if that man was your own self. — Robert Jordan

Dead drunk and cold-sober, he wandered out into the garden in the cool of the evening, awaiting the coming of the Lord. — Peter De Vries

He poured himself a glass of whiskey. And another. And another. Not enough to get stinking drunk, just enough to make him overly contemplative. — Julia Quinn

Daddy, when he drank, just became sweeter. There wasn't a mean thought in his body. I've always said he was like a drunk Jimmy Stewart. — Carol Burnett

God might have been either drunk or naughty when he was creating women. — M.F. Moonzajer

Your Grace," he said, when he and Cersei were alone, "I was wondering. Are you drunk, or merely stupid? — George R R Martin

I loved Jack Ford. I got him in his later days, and he was a total tyrant and a total autocrat and an Irish drunk. But I had a great time. — Richard Widmark

Now here he was, drunk and sober at the same time. Each half of him disgusted at the other. — Louise Welsh

Grant stood by me when I was crazy, and I stood by him when he was drunk, and now we stand by each other. — William T. Sherman

No, what he didn't like about heroes was that they were usually suicidally gloomy when sober and homicidally insane when drunk. — Terry Pratchett

He somehow saw that to her being drunk had its whole long sentimental history, whereas to him it was a freakish novelty. — Alan Hollinghurst

There ain't no devil, it's just God when he's drunk. — Tom Waits

You feel like heaven," he whispered against my lips as he palmed my breast brazenly. "And you taste like sin. I'm drunk on you, Rachel. — Ginger Voight

Two things a man can't hide; that he is drunk and that he is in love. — Aman Jassal

You talk like a drunk man walks: in every direction but where he be headed. — Terry Goodkind

He is a drunkard who takes more than three glasses though he be not drunk. — Epictetus

He was addled with April. He was dizzy with Spring. He was as drunk as Lem Forrester on a Saturday night. — Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings

Do you know how one knows a cavalier when one sees him? He always behaves decently when he is drunk. — Erich Maria Remarque

A man should always be drunk, Minnie, when he talks politics - it's the only way in which to make them important. — Sean O'Casey

He got drunk as usual, but instead of drifting to sleep, he stayed up, and at a white heat, wrote what had been sitting on his heart for decades. — Lauren Groff

Whoever thinks he is objective must already be half drunk. — Lu Xun

He raised his brows. "You're drunk." "Am not!" He gave me a bland look. "A drunk's famous last words before they fall flat on their face. — J. Lynn

A man who exposes himself when he is intoxicated, has not the art of getting drunk. — Samuel Johnson

A man's true character comes out when he's drunk. — Charlie Chaplin

God was very drunk when he made him. — Jandy Nelson

He had the nerve not to drink in a University where you proved your manhood by being drunk most of your first year. — John Le Carre

And once he had got really drunk on wine,
Then he would speak no language but Latin. — Geoffrey Chaucer

His wife was a little sharp-faced woman who bullied her husband when he was sober and was bullied by him when he was drunk. — James Joyce

One time when I was visiting The Vatican I got the Pope really drunk, and then while he was sleeping I put his hand in the holy water. — Greg Benson

Well, one shouldn't smoke when he's drunk and one mustn't fall in love with a girl who isn't the right religion. — Cynthia Freeman

It is nearly two o'clock in the morning, and Tom Bolan is ass-over-head, military-grade, wearing-more-booze-than-he's-ingesting drunk. — Robert Jackson Bennett

There ain't no devil, only God when he's drunk. — Tom Waits

$500,000 Amount a California man claims he shouldn't have to pay a Las Vegas casino; his suit alleges that employees allowed him to gamble while drunk — Anonymous

What a tale he's told, what a bitter bowl of war he's drunk to the dregs. — Virgil

That meant that he'd drunk too much too early, and had popped an Alcoterm to burn it off. — Joe Haldeman

An alcoholic has a personality change after a drink or two, but a drunk can drink as much as he wants. I'm a drunk. — Oliver Sacks

He got drunk last night, kicked Mama down the stairs. But I'm alright, so I don't care. — Randy Newman

I don't know who Keyser Soze is, but whoever he is, he is going to get gloriously drunk tonight. — Kevin Spacey

He had the look of one who had drunk the cup of life and found a dead beetle at the bottom. — P.G. Wodehouse

Drink up," he says,
"being a little drunk
makes everything
a little bit
better. — Hosho McCreesh

I'd rather him (Grover Alexander) pitch a crucial game for me drunk, then anyone I've ever known sober. He was that good. — Rogers Hornsby