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Have A Beer Quotes By Henry D. Spalding: Overheard at O'Banion's Beer Emporium: "Pardon me, darlin',

Overheard at O'Banion's Beer Emporium: "Pardon me, darlin', but I'm writin' a telephone book. C'n I have yer number? — Henry D. Spalding

Have A Beer Quotes By Adam Lamberg: I have always wanted to open up a

I have always wanted to open up a brewery slash goat farm. Brew some beer, make some goat cheese, but that's kinda dreamy. — Adam Lamberg

Have A Beer Quotes By Wes Craven: My goal is to die in my 90s

My goal is to die in my 90s on the set, say, 'That's a wrap,' after the last shot, fall over dead, and have the grips go out and raise a beer to me. — Wes Craven

Have A Beer Quotes By Craig Ferguson: If I have a near-beer, I'm near beer.

If I have a near-beer, I'm near beer. And if I'm near beer, I'm close to tequila. And if I'm close to tequila, I'm adjacent to cocaine. — Craig Ferguson

Have A Beer Quotes By Dean Koontz: My point of view is this: If you

My point of view is this: If you like root-beer floats so much, have one on Monday, another on Tuesday, and a third on Wednesday. — Dean Koontz

Have A Beer Quotes By Emile M. Cioran: If you're unlucky enough not to have alcoholic

If you're unlucky enough not to have alcoholic parents, it takes you a whole lifetime of intoxication to overcome the dead weight of their virtues. — Emile M. Cioran

Have A Beer Quotes By Doug Benson: I like to go see a ball game.

I like to go see a ball game. I'll have seven, eight, nine - 10 beers, and the second inning will roll around, and I gotta go. — Doug Benson

Have A Beer Quotes By Kate Meader: I'm just a simple guy. I love beer,

I'm just a simple guy. I love beer, sex, and hockey. I hate liars, Sting, and art that doesn't have people in it. - Luke Almeida — Kate Meader

Have A Beer Quotes By Haruki Murakami: I just wanted to go home. Take a

I just wanted to go home. Take a quick bath, have a beer, and sink into my warm bed with my cigarettes and Kant. — Haruki Murakami

Have A Beer Quotes By Chris Bosh: If somebody attacks me with words, I'm always

If somebody attacks me with words, I'm always like, Do you know me? Do you know me that well? Let's have a beer and talk about it. — Chris Bosh

Have A Beer Quotes By Edith Hahn Beer: Man is a greater thing than you have

Man is a greater thing than you have thought him, — Edith Hahn Beer

Have A Beer Quotes By Stephen Colbert: Scientists have invented a new strain of cannabis

Scientists have invented a new strain of cannabis without the high. They celebrated with non-alcoholic beer and furious dry-humping. — Stephen Colbert

Have A Beer Quotes By Ernest Hemingway,: I would not have thought of eating a

I would not have thought of eating a meal without drinking a beer. — Ernest Hemingway,

Have A Beer Quotes By Raymond Chandler: And the commercials would have sickened a goat

And the commercials would have sickened a goat raised on barbed wire and broken beer bottles. — Raymond Chandler

Have A Beer Quotes By James Lee Burke: In a badass, beer-glass brawl, would you rather

In a badass, beer-glass brawl, would you rather have an academic liberal covering your back or a hobnailed redneck? — James Lee Burke

Have A Beer Quotes By Art Donovan: We didn't have steroids. If I wanted to

We didn't have steroids. If I wanted to get pumped up, I drank a case of beer. — Art Donovan

Have A Beer Quotes By Jeff Foxworthy: You might be a redneck if you won't

You might be a redneck if you won't stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer can in the car. — Jeff Foxworthy

Have A Beer Quotes By W. Arthur Lewis: The difference between a drunk and a alcoholic

The difference between a drunk and a alcoholic is that a drunk doesn't have to attend all those meetings. — W. Arthur Lewis

Have A Beer Quotes By Josh Duhamel: I love football and beer and have a

I love football and beer and have a normal girlfriend. — Josh Duhamel

Have A Beer Quotes By Ian Woosnam: Life's too short to spend all the time

Life's too short to spend all the time in the gym. I just like to have a few beers and enjoy myself too. — Ian Woosnam

Have A Beer Quotes By Stone Cold Steve Austin: Does anybody have, a cold beer for Steve

Does anybody have, a cold beer for Steve Austin?!??!!? — Stone Cold Steve Austin

Have A Beer Quotes By Adrian Rogers: I feel sorry for people who do not

I feel sorry for people who do not have a Bible to lean on. — Adrian Rogers

Have A Beer Quotes By Patrick Dawson: A beer doesn't have to be difficult to

A beer doesn't have to be difficult to acquire, but damned if that doesn't make everything taste better. — Patrick Dawson

Have A Beer Quotes By G.B. Trudeau: After Katrina, I decided it's better to have

After Katrina, I decided it's better to have a President who's competent rather than one who's beer-worthy.

Doonsebury — G.B. Trudeau

Have A Beer Quotes By Michael Jackson: Some miners would have 20 pints after a

Some miners would have 20 pints after a hard day in the mine. Now that we sit behind computers all day, this is down to 18 or 19 pints. — Michael Jackson

Have A Beer Quotes By Eli Brown: I now have some intimacy with death, and

I now have some intimacy with death, and like the hops in a beer, it has both embittered and fortified me. — Eli Brown

Have A Beer Quotes By Mel Gibson: Hey, I'm for love, not war. How about

Hey, I'm for love, not war. How about we have a beer? — Mel Gibson

Have A Beer Quotes By Susan Cain: When you go to a football game and

When you go to a football game and someone offers you a beer [ ... ], they're really saying hi, have a glass of extroversion. — Susan Cain

Have A Beer Quotes By Bill Maher: Guys you have way too much invested in

Guys you have way too much invested in sport. Guys you are not the tenth man. You're a machine for turning beer into piss that's what you are! — Bill Maher

Have A Beer Quotes By Toni Blake: Not sure why you have to show me

Not sure why you have to show me now, but okay. I'll just tell my penis to take a few hours off, go get a beer or something. -Rob Colter — Toni Blake

Have A Beer Quotes By Mark Twain: The house was as empty as a beer

The house was as empty as a beer closet in premises where painters have been at work. — Mark Twain

Have A Beer Quotes By Pharoahe Monch: The battle thing is very important in hip-hop,

The battle thing is very important in hip-hop, but at the same time, I want to sit down and have a beer and listen to Rakim. — Pharoahe Monch

Have A Beer Quotes By Dion DiMucci: When you have too many beers, you become

When you have too many beers, you become like a control freak on everything. — Dion DiMucci

Have A Beer Quotes By A.E. Housman: Oh I have been to Ludlow fair, and

Oh I have been to Ludlow fair, and left my necktie God knows where. And carried half way home, or near, pints and quarts of Ludlow beer. — A.E. Housman

Have A Beer Quotes By Pete Best: John and I would go and have a

John and I would go and have a couple of quiet beers, just to sit down and chew the fat. And he'd talk about Cynthia and how much he missed her — Pete Best

Have A Beer Quotes By Alan D. Eames: Beer is sacred business, a mood-altering food substance

Beer is sacred business, a mood-altering food substance that may have preserved the human species. To drink beer is to be human. — Alan D. Eames

Have A Beer Quotes By Edna St. Vincent Millay: Life isn't all beer and skittles; few of

Life isn't all beer and skittles; few of us have touched a skittle in years. — Edna St. Vincent Millay

Have A Beer Quotes By James Hetfield: I'd like to have a beer-holder on my

I'd like to have a beer-holder on my guitar like they have on boats. — James Hetfield

Have A Beer Quotes By Tom Green: It's hard to have any moral authority over

It's hard to have any moral authority over a group of drunken college students when you have never had a beer and never been laid. — Tom Green

Have A Beer Quotes By John Heywood: I pray thee let me and my fellow

I pray thee let me and my fellow have a haire of the dog that bit us last night. — John Heywood

Have A Beer Quotes By Jimmy Buffett: We're wanted men, we'll strike again, but first

We're wanted men, we'll strike again, but first let's have a beer. — Jimmy Buffett

Have A Beer Quotes By Slim Dusty: I love to have a beer with Duncan

I love to have a beer with Duncan "Cause Duncan"s me mate — Slim Dusty

Have A Beer Quotes By Jerry Lawler: What do Jake 'The Snake' Roberts and a

What do Jake 'The Snake' Roberts and a beer bottle have in common? They're both empty from the neck up! — Jerry Lawler

Have A Beer Quotes By David Wallace: Fermentation may have been a better invention than

Fermentation may have been a better invention than fire. — David Wallace

Have A Beer Quotes By Rachel Caine: This is the biggest damn IPod I've ever

This is the biggest damn IPod I've ever seen," Claire said, which made him choke on his beer. "Kidding. I have seen a jukebox before. — Rachel Caine

Have A Beer Quotes By Rodney Carrington: I can drink on the job if I

I can drink on the job if I want to. I can go on stage with a beer and it's OK. I can say whatever I want. It's a great job to have. — Rodney Carrington

Have A Beer Quotes By Winston Churchill: Most people hate the taste of beer -

Most people hate the taste of beer - to begin with. It is, however, a prejudice that many people have been able to overcome. — Winston Churchill

Have A Beer Quotes By Rainbow Rowell: You don't plan to read or to have

You don't plan to read or to have a beer with lunch. Those are things you do when you have a moment between planned events. Those are incidentals. — Rainbow Rowell

Have A Beer Quotes By Christy Turlington: I have a beer belly.

I have a beer belly. — Christy Turlington

Have A Beer Quotes By Pedro Okoro: Christians have no business playing around with ideas

Christians have no business playing around with ideas of the devil as a fun-loving, beer-swigging guy who just wants you to have a good time. — Pedro Okoro

Have A Beer Quotes By Wren Michaels: If we survive all this we'll have some

If we survive all this we'll have some beer and a Firefly-a-thon. — Wren Michaels

Have A Beer Quotes By Ann Leckie: Have a beer instead.

Have a beer instead. — Ann Leckie

Have A Beer Quotes By Karen Abbott: A Republican is a man who wants you

A Republican is a man who wants you to go t'church every Sunday. A Democrat says if a man wants to have a glass of beer, he can have it. — Karen Abbott