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Overheard at O'Banion's Beer Emporium: "Pardon me, darlin', but I'm writin' a telephone book. C'n I have yer number? — Henry D. Spalding

I have always wanted to open up a brewery slash goat farm. Brew some beer, make some goat cheese, but that's kinda dreamy. — Adam Lamberg

My goal is to die in my 90s on the set, say, 'That's a wrap,' after the last shot, fall over dead, and have the grips go out and raise a beer to me. — Wes Craven

If I have a near-beer, I'm near beer. And if I'm near beer, I'm close to tequila. And if I'm close to tequila, I'm adjacent to cocaine. — Craig Ferguson

My point of view is this: If you like root-beer floats so much, have one on Monday, another on Tuesday, and a third on Wednesday. — Dean Koontz

If you're unlucky enough not to have alcoholic parents, it takes you a whole lifetime of intoxication to overcome the dead weight of their virtues. — Emile M. Cioran

I like to go see a ball game. I'll have seven, eight, nine - 10 beers, and the second inning will roll around, and I gotta go. — Doug Benson

I'm just a simple guy. I love beer, sex, and hockey. I hate liars, Sting, and art that doesn't have people in it. - Luke Almeida — Kate Meader

I just wanted to go home. Take a quick bath, have a beer, and sink into my warm bed with my cigarettes and Kant. — Haruki Murakami

If somebody attacks me with words, I'm always like, Do you know me? Do you know me that well? Let's have a beer and talk about it. — Chris Bosh

Man is a greater thing than you have thought him, — Edith Hahn Beer

Scientists have invented a new strain of cannabis without the high. They celebrated with non-alcoholic beer and furious dry-humping. — Stephen Colbert

I would not have thought of eating a meal without drinking a beer. — Ernest Hemingway,

And the commercials would have sickened a goat raised on barbed wire and broken beer bottles. — Raymond Chandler

In a badass, beer-glass brawl, would you rather have an academic liberal covering your back or a hobnailed redneck? — James Lee Burke

We didn't have steroids. If I wanted to get pumped up, I drank a case of beer. — Art Donovan

You might be a redneck if you won't stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer can in the car. — Jeff Foxworthy

The difference between a drunk and a alcoholic is that a drunk doesn't have to attend all those meetings. — W. Arthur Lewis

I love football and beer and have a normal girlfriend. — Josh Duhamel

Life's too short to spend all the time in the gym. I just like to have a few beers and enjoy myself too. — Ian Woosnam

Does anybody have, a cold beer for Steve Austin?!??!!? — Stone Cold Steve Austin

I feel sorry for people who do not have a Bible to lean on. — Adrian Rogers

A beer doesn't have to be difficult to acquire, but damned if that doesn't make everything taste better. — Patrick Dawson

After Katrina, I decided it's better to have a President who's competent rather than one who's beer-worthy.

Doonsebury — G.B. Trudeau

Some miners would have 20 pints after a hard day in the mine. Now that we sit behind computers all day, this is down to 18 or 19 pints. — Michael Jackson

I now have some intimacy with death, and like the hops in a beer, it has both embittered and fortified me. — Eli Brown

Hey, I'm for love, not war. How about we have a beer? — Mel Gibson

When you go to a football game and someone offers you a beer [ ... ], they're really saying hi, have a glass of extroversion. — Susan Cain

Guys you have way too much invested in sport. Guys you are not the tenth man. You're a machine for turning beer into piss that's what you are! — Bill Maher

Not sure why you have to show me now, but okay. I'll just tell my penis to take a few hours off, go get a beer or something. -Rob Colter — Toni Blake

The house was as empty as a beer closet in premises where painters have been at work. — Mark Twain

The battle thing is very important in hip-hop, but at the same time, I want to sit down and have a beer and listen to Rakim. — Pharoahe Monch

When you have too many beers, you become like a control freak on everything. — Dion DiMucci

Oh I have been to Ludlow fair, and left my necktie God knows where. And carried half way home, or near, pints and quarts of Ludlow beer. — A.E. Housman

John and I would go and have a couple of quiet beers, just to sit down and chew the fat. And he'd talk about Cynthia and how much he missed her — Pete Best

Beer is sacred business, a mood-altering food substance that may have preserved the human species. To drink beer is to be human. — Alan D. Eames

Life isn't all beer and skittles; few of us have touched a skittle in years. — Edna St. Vincent Millay

I'd like to have a beer-holder on my guitar like they have on boats. — James Hetfield

It's hard to have any moral authority over a group of drunken college students when you have never had a beer and never been laid. — Tom Green

I pray thee let me and my fellow have a haire of the dog that bit us last night. — John Heywood

We're wanted men, we'll strike again, but first let's have a beer. — Jimmy Buffett

I love to have a beer with Duncan "Cause Duncan"s me mate — Slim Dusty

What do Jake 'The Snake' Roberts and a beer bottle have in common? They're both empty from the neck up! — Jerry Lawler

Fermentation may have been a better invention than fire. — David Wallace

This is the biggest damn IPod I've ever seen," Claire said, which made him choke on his beer. "Kidding. I have seen a jukebox before. — Rachel Caine

I can drink on the job if I want to. I can go on stage with a beer and it's OK. I can say whatever I want. It's a great job to have. — Rodney Carrington

Most people hate the taste of beer - to begin with. It is, however, a prejudice that many people have been able to overcome. — Winston Churchill

You don't plan to read or to have a beer with lunch. Those are things you do when you have a moment between planned events. Those are incidentals. — Rainbow Rowell

I have a beer belly. — Christy Turlington

Christians have no business playing around with ideas of the devil as a fun-loving, beer-swigging guy who just wants you to have a good time. — Pedro Okoro

If we survive all this we'll have some beer and a Firefly-a-thon. — Wren Michaels

Have a beer instead. — Ann Leckie

A Republican is a man who wants you to go t'church every Sunday. A Democrat says if a man wants to have a glass of beer, he can have it. — Karen Abbott