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Hate Funny Quotes By Stephen Blackmoore: The thing I hate most about skeletons is The thing I hate most about skeletons is you can never tell when they're smiling. Stephen Blackmoore
Hate Funny Quotes By Jim Norton: I don't have kids. That's why I leave I don't have kids. That's why I leave it in the dumper or in the mouth, because I hate kids. Jim Norton
Hate Funny Quotes By Behdad Sami: It's funny, 99% of the time, haters and It's funny, 99% of the time, haters and the 1 they hate on have everything in common and could be best friends. Behdad Sami
Hate Funny Quotes By Julie Murphy: I hate that there's never anyting good on I hate that there's never anyting good on TV on Saturday afternoons. It's like even the networks are trying to get you off your ass and have a life. Julie Murphy
Hate Funny Quotes By Simone Elkeles: Don't try and make me feel better, Alex. Don't try and make me feel better, Alex. I hate you."
"I hate you, too.
Simone Elkeles
Hate Funny Quotes By Cassandra Clare: I hate that stuff. It tastes like feet."At I hate that stuff. It tastes like feet."
At that he smiled. "How would you know what feet taste like?"
"I just know.
Cassandra Clare
Hate Funny Quotes By Alice Clayton: Giggler, I think I hate you most of Giggler, I think I hate you most of all. Alice Clayton
Hate Funny Quotes By Katie McGarry: I must have killed a lot of cows I must have killed a lot of cows in a past life for Karma to hate me this much. Katie McGarry
Hate Funny Quotes By Julian Casablancas: It find it funny how people from Boston It find it funny how people from Boston and New York hate each other because of pro teams. Julian Casablancas
Hate Funny Quotes By Robert Pattinson: I had pecs for about two days. Everyone I had pecs for about two days. Everyone would hate me. Just look at me walking around with my little peacoat on. My little customized pea coat. — Robert Pattinson
Hate Funny Quotes By Peter Cameron: I hate stand-up comics; I think funny is I hate stand-up comics; I think funny is something you are, not something you desperately try to be in front of a roomful of obnoxious people. — Peter Cameron
Hate Funny Quotes By Criss Jami: Nothing frustrates people more than a cocky guy Nothing frustrates people more than a cocky guy who's still winning. — Criss Jami
Hate Funny Quotes By Sophie Kinsella: They said I was a valued customer, now They said I was a valued customer, now they send me hate mail. — Sophie Kinsella
Hate Funny Quotes By Issa Rae: I hate to say it but I hate I hate to say it but I hate black humor. I feel like a Klan member saying it, but it's just not funny. — Issa Rae
Hate Funny Quotes By Ashley Poston: At this point I'm sure he's more plastic At this point I'm sure he's more plastic than person, but most people who hate wrinkles become Daleks over time, anyway. — Ashley Poston
Hate Funny Quotes By Chris Rock: I hate niggas! I hate em! I wish I hate niggas! I hate em! I wish they'd let me join the Ku Klux Klan! — Chris Rock
Hate Funny Quotes By Kami Garcia: They really hate you, yes they do. They They really hate you, yes they do. They hate everyone, how 'bout you? — Kami Garcia
Hate Funny Quotes By Demetri Martin: I hate seeing people that look like you. I hate seeing people that look like you. Especially if God's living by the motto 'If at first you don't succeed.' — Demetri Martin
Hate Funny Quotes By Robert Pattinson: I hate people who cry around me. I'm I hate people who cry around me. I'm not friends with them anymore. Especially girls. Cuz girls are crying all the time. It's like, 'Shut up.' — Robert Pattinson
Hate Funny Quotes By Cora Carmack: Why does the world hate me? They both Why does the world hate me? They both laughed, but it wasn't funny. SERIOUSLY. Why does the world hate me? — Cora Carmack
Hate Funny Quotes By Rita Rudner: Men hate to lose. I once beat my Men hate to lose. I once beat my husband at tennis. I asked him, "Are we going to have sex again?" He said, "Yes, but not with each other." — Rita Rudner
Hate Funny Quotes By Mike Birbiglia: I don't smoke a lot of pot anymore. I don't smoke a lot of pot anymore. No one wants to hang around a guy who ends every sentence with, "Do you guys hate me?" — Mike Birbiglia
Hate Funny Quotes By Carol Grace: Hate is funny. Love isn't. Love can kill Hate is funny. Love isn't. Love can kill you. Hate can keep you alive. — Carol Grace
Hate Funny Quotes By Janet Evanovich: Don't you just hate a phony-looking stiff? - Don't you just hate a phony-looking stiff? - Aunt Edna — Janet Evanovich
Hate Funny Quotes By Stephen Schneider: Even hating myself I still think I'm better Even hating myself I still think I'm better than you. — Stephen Schneider
Hate Funny Quotes By Noel Fielding: There's not enough psychedelic stuff on TV. I There's not enough psychedelic stuff on TV. I want the world to be a bit weirder than it is. I hate reality, so I hate reality TV. But I love Columbo. — Noel Fielding
Hate Funny Quotes By Anna Quindlen: It's a funny thing, hope. It's not like It's a funny thing, hope. It's not like love, or fear, or hate. It's a feeling you don't really know you had until it's gone. — Anna Quindlen
Hate Funny Quotes By David Torn: I decided I would rather have a day I decided I would rather have a day job and love music than to play music that made me hate it. — David Torn
Hate Funny Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I hate arrows. They try to tell me I hate arrows. They try to tell me which direction to go. It's like "I ain't going that way, line with two thirds of a triangle on the end!" — Mitch Hedberg
Hate Funny Quotes By Jesse Ball: I hate when I break my own rules. I hate when I break my own rules. What's the point of me being rational if I flail around like a clown? — Jesse Ball
Hate Funny Quotes By Emma Stone: The idea that you can't be attractive and The idea that you can't be attractive and funny at the same time is something that I hate. — Emma Stone
Hate Funny Quotes By Rachel Dratch: I hate trying to analyze comedy in some I hate trying to analyze comedy in some deep way. If it gets laughs, it's funny. — Rachel Dratch
Hate Funny Quotes By Jennifer Aniston: That's what I hate about a lot of That's what I hate about a lot of comedies, when you're hitting a line or making it funny. — Jennifer Aniston
Hate Funny Quotes By Jim Carrey: Don't you just hate it, when you are Don't you just hate it, when you are in bed with three beautiful women, and the least attractive one whispers: save it for me! — Jim Carrey
Hate Funny Quotes By Torey L. Hayden: It's a funny place, this world. Hate has It's a funny place, this world. Hate has rights. Love has none. — Torey L. Hayden
Hate Funny Quotes By Nelson Jack: I hate when someone keep on asking me I hate when someone keep on asking me to guess even after I failed to crack twice! — Nelson Jack
Hate Funny Quotes By Erin Bowman: It is funny how the things we hate It is funny how the things we hate are the things we miss most when they are gone — Erin Bowman
Hate Funny Quotes By Euripides: I hate it in friends when they come I hate it in friends when they come too late to help. — Euripides
Hate Funny Quotes By Charlaine Harris: I hate witches. Humans had the right idea, I hate witches. Humans had the right idea, burning them at the stake. — Charlaine Harris
Hate Funny Quotes By Moby: Better a loving single-parent family than a 'conventional' Better a loving single-parent family than a 'conventional' family where the parents hate each other and the father is a demagogue. — Moby
Hate Funny Quotes By Mokokoma Mokhonoana: Life sometimes confuses us by making us discover Life sometimes confuses us by making us discover in someone we hate a quality or qualities we love. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Hate Funny Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: I was making love to this girl and I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, "Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?" She said, "No, I hate myself now." — Rodney Dangerfield
Hate Funny Quotes By Milton Jones: I hate sitting in traffic, because I always I hate sitting in traffic, because I always get run over. — Milton Jones
Hate Funny Quotes By Morgan Freeman: These walls are funny. First you hate 'em, These walls are funny. First you hate 'em, then you get used to 'em. Enough time passes, you get so you depend on them. That's institutionalized. — Morgan Freeman
Hate Funny Quotes By Sol Luckman: Have you ever noticed how good things go Have you ever noticed how good things go to those who hate? — Sol Luckman
Hate Funny Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I hate flossing, I wish I just had I hate flossing, I wish I just had one long curvy tooth. They didn't have to make separations for me. — Mitch Hedberg
Hate Funny Quotes By Jim Norton: For the record, I hate skiing ... and For the record, I hate skiing ... and if you get killed doing it, GOOD. — Jim Norton
Hate Funny Quotes By David Sedaris: I hate you' she said to me one I hate you' she said to me one afternoon. 'I really, really hate you.' Call me sensitive, but I couldn't help but take it personally. — David Sedaris
Hate Funny Quotes By John Wayne: All men hate to hear "We need to All men hate to hear "We need to talk about our relationship." These seven words strike fear in the heart of even General Schwartzkopf. — John Wayne
Hate Funny Quotes By Gena Showalter: I don't hate you.. I just don't like I don't hate you.. I just don't like that you exist — Gena Showalter