Even Donald Trump's hairpiece is fed up with his insults and says it now supports Bernie Sanders. When Trump found out, he sobbed
— Michael R. Burch
And what if that news anchor is creepy? He's too smooth, and he has that hairpiece. — Leila Howland
I make American films for American audiences and Asian films for Asian audiences. — Jackie Chan
In Washington, when you're a leader, you have to put aside partisan politics to do what's right for the people. — George Pataki
I've always had the hair of Lionel Ritchie since I was a boy, but the mullet sadly is a hairpiece. My wife won't let me rock that hairstyle. — Danny McBride
Crawling eldritch horrors don't get planning permission unless they're Trump's hairpiece.) — Charles Stross
The idea of playing a part where I get to wear a completely undetectable hairpiece ... you can't walk away from that. — Rob Reiner
Food, a French man told me once, is the first wealth. Grow it right, and you feel insanely rich, no matter what you own. — Kristin Kimball
There's not a better job in journalism than the one we have, seriously on '60 Minutes' - not a better job. — Mike Wallace
Did evangelical Christians mistake Donald Trump's hairpiece for a halo, while ignoring the obvious signs that he worships Mammon? — Michael R. Burch
sometimes victory doesn't go to the strongest or swiftest. Sometimes it goes to a desperate dead man with deep pockets. — Tim Waggoner
