Getting Thru Divorce Quotes

In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty percent of publicity. — Lauren Bacall

Divorce is contagious. That's right - when you have a close couple friend split up, it increases your chances of getting a divorce by 75 percent. — Jenna McCarthy

Divorce is one of the most financially traumatic things you can go through. Money spent on getting mad or getting even is money wasted. — Richard Wagner

(On getting married at 19)
We told ourselves we had forever and we never looked back. The problem was that we never really looked ahead. — Crystal Woods

Stephen Hawking is getting a divorce. That's scary. If the smartest guy in the world can't figure out women, we're screwed. — Jay Leno

Getting a divorce is nearly always as cheerful and useful an occupation as breaking valuable china. — Rebecca West

Getting a divorce is always horrible because you feel you've failed. Everyone hates to give up on a marriage. You think your family's broken up. — Jerry Hall

I think a lot of people think because I was getting the divorce, that was really the catalyst for gaining so much weight. — Valerie Bertinelli

It's a really weird thing, modern divorce. I found out I was getting divorced on television. That was kind of weird. — Val Kilmer

The source of pain in romantic relationships is the lack of awareness about men and women different intrinsic natures. — Linda Alfiori

If you feel like getting a divorce, you are no exception to the general rule. — Elizabeth Hawes

Everybody is agreeing so tersely. I just had a flashback to the month before my parents finally admitted they were getting a divorce. — Samantha Bee

Remember there is no way you can give the father custody of the children without getting a divorce. — Phyllis Diller

I do not regret getting married nor do I regret getting divorced. — Eva Longoria

When you become more spiritual, you can easily adjust to the loss of anyone significant in your life. — Linda Alfiori

Once when I was working for the Daily News, I was summoned back to work from vacation because Donald Trump announced he was getting a divorce. — Gail Collins

Yeah, I've been a little down. Totally natural. I'm getting a divorce, but now I'm ready to pull myself up by some G-strings. — Aziz Ansari

Moving on means getting back on track to align with the opposite of what turned you off. — Franklin Gillette