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A golf course is the epitome of all that is purely transitory in the universe; a space not to dwell in, but to get over as quickly as possible. — Jean Giraudoux

Know where you have been, where you are now and where you want to be — Jim Valvano

When civility is illusory, war is inevitable. — Steve Maraboli

I saw him making love to you, you forgot to close the garage door. — Bob Dylan

He who has calmly reconciled his life to fate ... can look fortune in the face. — Boethius

If life is not a continuum, from conception to natural death, then all of us are potential victims if we fall out of favor with a ruling elite. — Cal Thomas

My next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed. They're still working the bugs out, though. Every time he makes love, my garage door opens. — Bob Hope

Funny how a wife can spot a blonde hair at twenty yards, yet miss the garage doors. — Corey Ford

I've got a Ferrari. VROOM! I do 104 from the garage to the front door. — Bill Cosby

I do know the quickest way to your heart," she murmured in his ear. "It's through your chest with this laser blade. — Melissa Landers

You can't fix stupid. You can't fix a neutered dog you can't fix a garage door and hey, you can't fix stupid — Si Robertson

I got a garage door opener. It can't close. Just open. — Steven Wright

If you walked into Netscape headquarters with a plain old modem from CompUSA they'd think it was a garage-door opener. — Walt Mossberg

You try things on in life. You wear them for a while, and you see what's next. — David Johansen

We live today not in the digital, not in the physical, but in the kind of minestrone that our mind makes of the two. — Paola Antonelli

When hopes and dreams are loose in the streets, it is well for the timid to lock doors, shutter windows and lie low until the wrath has passed. — Eric Hoffer

The War is not don so long as my Enemy lives.
[The war is not done so long as my enemy lives.] — George Herbert

Garage door openers mysteriously not working are a clue to electromagnetic interference (EMI) issues. — Steven Magee

Small business in America is booming. The job creator in America, small business, is absolutely moving ahead. — Pete Domenici

For Christians, whose largest investment is in the invisible, imagination is indispensable. — Eugene H. Peterson

You your best thing, Sethe. You are. — Toni Morrison

I have a pacemaker in, but it doesn't work very well, because every time I fart the garage door opens. — Frank Carson

Sex is just sex. It's everything wrapped around it that's the problem. — Kelly Braffet

Any woman that is willing to take control of their life and do what they want to do to make their living, I have a lot of respect for. — Kristen Renton