Funny Word Quotes

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Funny Word Quotes By Jacques LeBlanc: I do not like this word "bomb." It I do not like this word "bomb." It is not a bomb. It is a device that is exploding. Jacques LeBlanc
Funny Word Quotes By Sara Blakely: The word 'Spanx' was funny. It made people The word 'Spanx' was funny. It made people laugh. No one ever forgot it. Sara Blakely
Funny Word Quotes By Bill Cosby: A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need advice. Bill Cosby
Funny Word Quotes By Veronica Roth: Be careful, though.""Aren't I always?""No, I think the Be careful, though."
"Aren't I always?"
"No, I think the word for how you usually are is 'reckless. — Veronica Roth
Funny Word Quotes By Dark Jar Tin Zoo: She asked if I loved another woman, so She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, Dinner was great, but I could go for dessert. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Funny Word Quotes By Charlie Higson: No such word as can't. No such word No such word as can't. No such word as babagoozle neither! — Charlie Higson
Funny Word Quotes By Bruce McCulloch: You know, funny is this weird word for You know, funny is this weird word for me. I hear is so many times it has no meaning anymore. — Bruce McCulloch
Funny Word Quotes By George Saunders: The word 'funny' is a bit like the The word 'funny' is a bit like the word 'love' - we don't have enough words to describe the many varieties. — George Saunders
Funny Word Quotes By Cassandra Clare: The funny thing about mundies is how obsessed The funny thing about mundies is how obsessed with magic they are for a bunch of people who don't even know what the word means. — Cassandra Clare
Funny Word Quotes By Tamora Pierce: Not one word," Kel warned. "Tobe and I Not one word," Kel warned. "Tobe and I have reached an understanding."
Neal's lips twitched. "Why do I feel you did most of the understanding. — Tamora Pierce
Funny Word Quotes By Lauren DeStefano: Jenna, standing in the doorway with her mouth Jenna, standing in the doorway with her mouth and hand full of shelled pistachios, says, 'Real' is a dirty word in this place'. — Lauren DeStefano
Funny Word Quotes By Nyrae Dawn: You're doing fucking awesome, Colt whispers in my You're doing fucking awesome, Colt whispers in my ear and I can't help but smile at that. Only he would use the word 'fuck' at my mom's funeral. — Nyrae Dawn
Funny Word Quotes By A.A. Milne: He said it twice because he had never He said it twice because he had never said it before, and it sounded funny. — A.A. Milne
Funny Word Quotes By Steven Wright: If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know? — Steven Wright
Funny Word Quotes By Dora J. Arod: My love is meatloaf flavored. I just wish My love is meatloaf flavored. I just wish my meatloaf was also meatloaf flavored. — Dora J. Arod
Funny Word Quotes By Brian McClellan: God' is a funny word, it implies omnipotence God' is a funny word, it implies omnipotence and omniscience. Let me assure, I am neither. — Brian McClellan
Funny Word Quotes By Walter Matthau: I don't mind my wife having to last I don't mind my wife having to last word. In fact I'm delighted when she reaches it. — Walter Matthau
Funny Word Quotes By Dark Jar Tin Zoo: If I could bronze my love, it'd be If I could bronze my love, it'd be worthy of a silver medal. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Funny Word Quotes By Steven Wright: How come abbreviated is such a long word? How come abbreviated is such a long word? — Steven Wright
Funny Word Quotes By Dark Jar Tin Zoo: I love being in love, but I also I love being in love, but I also love other things, like not being jealous, overly sensitive, or needy. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Funny Word Quotes By Johnny Depp: You gotta be careful: don't say a word You gotta be careful: don't say a word to nobody about nothing anytime ever. — Johnny Depp
Funny Word Quotes By Seth Czerepak: My dog hasn't said a word all day, My dog hasn't said a word all day, he must have a lot on his mind — Seth Czerepak
Funny Word Quotes By Dark Jar Tin Zoo: Our love was a two-person game. At least Our love was a two-person game. At least until one of us died, and the other became a murderer. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Funny Word Quotes By Christopher Zzenn Loren: The funny thing about the word "delusion" is The funny thing about the word "delusion" is that it means just that - delusion. When you have it, you don't know it, and that can be a problem. — Christopher Zzenn Loren
Funny Word Quotes By Vanilla Ice: I don't know all the certain words to I don't know all the certain words to word it. — Vanilla Ice
Funny Word Quotes By Frank Bough: Richard Burton had a tremendous passion for the Richard Burton had a tremendous passion for the English language, especially the spoken and written word — Frank Bough
Funny Word Quotes By Jen Lancaster: Were I forced to describe this woman in Were I forced to describe this woman in one word, that word would be ... herpes. — Jen Lancaster
Funny Word Quotes By Michael O'Donoghue: Any good humor is sophomoric. 'Sophomoric' is the Any good humor is sophomoric. 'Sophomoric' is the liberal word for funny. — Michael O'Donoghue
Funny Word Quotes By William Goldman: Inconceivable!""You keep using that word. I do not Inconceivable!"
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. — William Goldman
Funny Word Quotes By Kelley Armstrong: He said "cool" like I say a Spanish He said "cool" like I say a Spanish word when I'm not sure of the pronunciation. — Kelley Armstrong
Funny Word Quotes By Holly Schindler: Good's a pretty funny word. Never seems to Good's a pretty funny word. Never seems to have the same meaning to any two people" -T. Walker — Holly Schindler
Funny Word Quotes By Tracy Morgan: I think the word 'pregnant' is funny. I think the word 'pregnant' is funny. — Tracy Morgan
Funny Word Quotes By David C. Holley: Word of advice - never ask a terrorist Word of advice - never ask a terrorist the question 'What would you do for a Klondike bar?'. — David C. Holley
Funny Word Quotes By Alan Perlis: Learning French is trivial: the word for horse Learning French is trivial: the word for horse is cheval, and everything else follows in the same way. — Alan Perlis
Funny Word Quotes By Dora J. Arod: I'm a fake fact factory. The things I I'm a fake fact factory. The things I make are the things I make up. Also, as a side business, I make love. Actually, I just made that up. — Dora J. Arod
Funny Word Quotes By Cherise Sinclair: You don't speak again, unless to use your You don't speak again, unless to use your safe word or yellow to indicate you're frightened."
"I was at yellow the minute I walked in the door. — Cherise Sinclair
Funny Word Quotes By Dark Jar Tin Zoo: Making love to me is amazing. Wait, I Making love to me is amazing. Wait, I meant: making love, to me, is amazing. The absence of two little commas nearly transformed me into a sex god. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Funny Word Quotes By Dark Jar Tin Zoo: If you have the woman you love, what If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband's murder. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Funny Word Quotes By Dark Jar Tin Zoo: I make love with a focus and intensity I make love with a focus and intensity that most people reserve for sleep. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Funny Word Quotes By Steven Wright: When I erase a word with a pencil, When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go? — Steven Wright
Funny Word Quotes By Bruce McCulloch: Is it spoken word? Kinda, but that's a Is it spoken word? Kinda, but that's a weird area. Is it comedy? Well, it's funny but no, it's not comedy. — Bruce McCulloch
Funny Word Quotes By Charles M. Schulz: Snoopy didn't start off being a Beagle. It's Snoopy didn't start off being a Beagle. It's just that 'beagle' is a funny word. — Charles M. Schulz
Funny Word Quotes By Lionel Suggs: Isn't it funny how freedom is only another Isn't it funny how freedom is only another word for slavery? — Lionel Suggs
Funny Word Quotes By Merrie Haskell: I held in the sneeze, though, by thinking I held in the sneeze, though, by thinking of the word cucumber. It always works. — Merrie Haskell
Funny Word Quotes By Wiz Khalifa: It's funny how we feel so much but It's funny how we feel so much but we don't say a word, we're screaming inside but we can't be heard. — Wiz Khalifa
Funny Word Quotes By Demetri Martin: I bought a dictionary. First thing I did I bought a dictionary. First thing I did was, I looked up the word "dictionary", and it said "you're an asshole". — Demetri Martin
Funny Word Quotes By Jennifer L. Armentrout: Don't you want to know what cookies is Don't you want to know what cookies is a code word for?"
"No! Good God, no! — Jennifer L. Armentrout
Funny Word Quotes By Adrienne Wilder: They want to talk to you tomorrow.""Tomo ... They want to talk to you tomorrow."
"Tomo ... " Chase choked on the word. "As in the day after today?"
"Is there any other kind? — Adrienne Wilder
Funny Word Quotes By Gayle Forman: She didn't care that people called her a She didn't care that people called her a bitch. 'It's just another word for feminist,' she told me with pride. — Gayle Forman
Funny Word Quotes By Dark Jar Tin Zoo: To find out if she really loved me, To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Funny Word Quotes By Questlove: It's a funny word, persistence. It means not It's a funny word, persistence. It means not giving up, but it also means just passing on through time. — Questlove
Funny Word Quotes By Adrienne Wilder: What the fuck?" That was me. Pete's not What the fuck?" That was me. Pete's not an f-word kinda guy. Me? My current record is eighty-two F-bombs in under a minute. — Adrienne Wilder
Funny Word Quotes By Teresa Monachino: Why is abbreviation such a long word? Why is abbreviation such a long word? — Teresa Monachino
Funny Word Quotes By Catherynne M Valente: Funny how "question" contains the word "quest" inside Funny how "question" contains the word "quest" inside it, as though any small question asked is a journey through briars. — Catherynne M Valente
Funny Word Quotes By Emma Chase: Fine's a funny word, don't you think? I Fine's a funny word, don't you think? I don't think there's another like it in the English language that says so much while actually saying so little. — Emma Chase
Funny Word Quotes By Manda Collins: Quill pinched the bridge of his nose, wishing Quill pinched the bridge of his nose, wishing Ivy would stop using the word "nude. — Manda Collins