Funny Walk Quotes

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Funny Walk Quotes By Natasha Leggero: Ke$ha IS the walk of shame. Ke$ha IS the walk of shame. Natasha Leggero
Funny Walk Quotes By Ricky Gervais: I love how people walk around with crucifixes, I love how people walk around with crucifixes, skullcaps, pointy hats, funny beards and then say 'you should keep your atheism to yourself.' — Ricky Gervais
Funny Walk Quotes By Laurell K. Hamilton: You just wanted to walk in front of You just wanted to walk in front of me so I'd have to stare at your butt — Laurell K. Hamilton
Funny Walk Quotes By Bernard Malamud: One's fantasy goes for a walk and returns One's fantasy goes for a walk and returns with a bride. — Bernard Malamud
Funny Walk Quotes By Mazo De La Roche: My Scottie refused to go for a walk My Scottie refused to go for a walk with a friend of the house, but she would joyously accompany any stranger who drove a car. — Mazo De La Roche
Funny Walk Quotes By Meghan Ciana Doidge: I might be able to walk away from I might be able to walk away from sexy, dangerous shifters, but chocolate had me at its beck and call. — Meghan Ciana Doidge
Funny Walk Quotes By Steve Martin: Before you criticize a man, walk a mile Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes. — Steve Martin
Funny Walk Quotes By Anthony Ward Clark: I just bought a Chihuahua. It's the dog I just bought a Chihuahua. It's the dog for lazy people. You don't have to walk it. Just hold it out the window and squeeze. — Anthony Ward Clark
Funny Walk Quotes By Henny Youngman: In a blackout, a Polish man was stuck In a blackout, a Polish man was stuck on an escalator for two hours. I asked him, "Why didn't you walk down?" He said, "because I was going up!" — Henny Youngman
Funny Walk Quotes By Peedie William: Scotland is a soggy sort it place, where Scotland is a soggy sort it place, where birds and animals walk around uncooked — Peedie William
Funny Walk Quotes By Jerry Coleman: Templeton is as hot as you can be Templeton is as hot as you can be and still walk! — Jerry Coleman
Funny Walk Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I tried to walk into Target, but I I tried to walk into Target, but I missed. I think the entrance to Target should have people splattered all around. — Mitch Hedberg
Funny Walk Quotes By Sara Blakely: I didn't want women to walk out of I didn't want women to walk out of the dressing rooms feeling depressed and wanting a cocktail. — Sara Blakely
Funny Walk Quotes By Bill Bailey: Three blind mice walk into a pub. But Three blind mice walk into a pub. But they are all unaware of their surroundings, so to derive humour from it would be exploitative. — Bill Bailey
Funny Walk Quotes By Chelsea Handler: I think they should make Twilight closets and I think they should make Twilight closets and all the cast members can walk out of them. — Chelsea Handler
Funny Walk Quotes By Gabriel Iglesias: I'll walk up to a woman, I'll say I'll walk up to a woman, I'll say the first thing that comes to mind: 'Hey, you hungry?' — Gabriel Iglesias
Funny Walk Quotes By Frank Carson: An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman looks at them and says: "Is this some kind of a joke?" — Frank Carson
Funny Walk Quotes By Tommy Cooper: Two peanuts walk into a rather rough bar, Two peanuts walk into a rather rough bar, not looking for any trouble. Unfortunately, one was a salted. — Tommy Cooper
Funny Walk Quotes By Jim Davidson: On quiet nights, when I'm alone, I like On quiet nights, when I'm alone, I like to run our wedding video backwards, just to watch myself walk out of the church a free man. — Jim Davidson
Funny Walk Quotes By Gary Dornhoefer: If you can walk with your head in If you can walk with your head in the clouds and keep your feet on the ground, you can make a million dollars in the NBA. — Gary Dornhoefer
Funny Walk Quotes By Jim Butcher: (One does not simply walk into Mordor--except that (One does not simply walk into Mordor--except that was exactly what everyone in the story did anyway.) — Jim Butcher
Funny Walk Quotes By Dee Henderson: Can I do anything for you? Bake you Can I do anything for you? Bake you cookies? Walk your dogs? Throw snowballs? Just generally be a distraction? — Dee Henderson
Funny Walk Quotes By Cynthia Heimel: A comedian is not funny unless he is A comedian is not funny unless he is taking his demons out for a walk. — Cynthia Heimel
Funny Walk Quotes By Jane Dentinger: Only criminals and madmen walk into Central Park Only criminals and madmen walk into Central Park after midnight...or, occasionally, an actor. (Dark City Lights) — Jane Dentinger
Funny Walk Quotes By Melissa Bank: We change into our bathing suits, both of We change into our bathing suits, both of us pale like larvae, and then we walk down to the water. — Melissa Bank
Funny Walk Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: My manager said, "Don't use liquor as a My manager said, "Don't use liquor as a crutch!" I can't use liquor as a crutch, because a crutch helps me walk. — Mitch Hedberg
Funny Walk Quotes By J. Lynn: Good, because if the guy isn't making you Good, because if the guy isn't making you walk funny after sex, then probably isn't anything to write home to mom about. — J. Lynn