Funny Uncle Quotes

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Funny Uncle Quotes By Chelsea Handler: Kristen Stewart always looks like she's posing for Kristen Stewart always looks like she's posing for pictures taken in a basement by her creepy uncle. — Chelsea Handler
Funny Uncle Quotes By Margaret Smith: My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at? — Margaret Smith
Funny Uncle Quotes By Kordell Stewart: My focus is on always trying to treat My focus is on always trying to treat the inevitable highs and lows of life with the same blissful, calm energy. — Kordell Stewart
Funny Uncle Quotes By Sylvain Reynard: He shrugged. "occupational hazard of being a research He shrugged. "occupational hazard of being a research assistant to a total dick". — Sylvain Reynard
Funny Uncle Quotes By Willa Cather: We sat down and made a nest in We sat down and made a nest in the long red grass. Yulka curled up like a baby rabbit and played with a grasshopper — Willa Cather
Funny Uncle Quotes By Sherrilyn Kenyon: Remember. Make him cry uncle.Cry uncle, my posterior. Remember. Make him cry uncle.
Cry uncle, my posterior. I'm going to make him cry like a girl who broke her mom's designer heels at the prom. — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Funny Uncle Quotes By Joseph Smith Jr.: After all that has been said, the greatest After all that has been said, the greatest and most important duty is to preach the Gospel — Joseph Smith Jr.
Funny Uncle Quotes By Liam Hemsworth: I love my brothers' kids. It's funny - I love my brothers' kids. It's funny - as an uncle, you become so protective of them. — Liam Hemsworth
Funny Uncle Quotes By Fridtjof Nansen: Is it not in the struggle to obtain Is it not in the struggle to obtain knowledge that happiness exists? I am very ignorant, consequently the conditions of happiness are mine. — Fridtjof Nansen
Funny Uncle Quotes By Pierce Brown: His power is of a different breed. Where His power is of a different breed. Where I am kinetic energy, he is potential. — Pierce Brown
Funny Uncle Quotes By Kristen Ashley: Uncle Vito is going to make his own Uncle Vito is going to make his own nephew swim with the fishes? — Kristen Ashley
Funny Uncle Quotes By Jessica Khoury: WHERE IS MY SON?" Uncle Antonio bellows, levelling WHERE IS MY SON?" Uncle Antonio bellows, levelling the two AK-47s he's holding at the lot of us. "Get away from him, you bastards! — Jessica Khoury
Funny Uncle Quotes By L. Neil Smith: This planet is 15 million years overdue for This planet is 15 million years overdue for an asteroid strike like the one that killed the dinosaurs. — L. Neil Smith