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Funny Uncle Quotes By Terry Pratchett: His rabbitty features looked unusually determined, as if

His rabbitty features looked unusually determined, as if a hamster had spotted a gap in its treadmill. — Terry Pratchett

Funny Uncle Quotes By Mark Twain: A man with a hump-backed uncle mustn't make

A man with a hump-backed uncle mustn't make fun of another man's cross-eyed aunt — Mark Twain

Funny Uncle Quotes By Marianne Williamson: In all the great religious systems, there are

In all the great religious systems, there are divine beings who represent the feminine face of the divine. — Marianne Williamson

Funny Uncle Quotes By Si Robertson: Victoria's got her secrets. Hey, so do I!

Victoria's got her secrets. Hey, so do I! — Si Robertson

Funny Uncle Quotes By Si Robertson: Si, the speed limit sign said 35. Your

Si, the speed limit sign said 35. Your Goin' 55." -Sadie Robertson
"Oh, that's just a suggestion. — Si Robertson

Funny Uncle Quotes By Si Robertson: I'm the master of distractions. A couple of

I'm the master of distractions. A couple of hand gestures and BAM! I'll pull the underwear clean off your butt. — Si Robertson

Funny Uncle Quotes By William Shakespeare: I will live in thy heart, die in

I will live in thy heart, die in thy lap, and be buried in thy
eyes - and moreover, I will go with thee to thy uncle's. — William Shakespeare

Funny Uncle Quotes By Rampo Edogawa: From dawn to dusk I spent my time

From dawn to dusk I spent my time in the real world. Only in my dreams at night could I indulge my fantasies. — Rampo Edogawa

Funny Uncle Quotes By J.K. Rowling: Uncle Vernon made another funny noise, like a

Uncle Vernon made another funny noise, like a mouse being trodden on. — J.K. Rowling

Funny Uncle Quotes By Joseph Smith Jr.: After all that has been said, the greatest

After all that has been said, the greatest and most important duty is to preach the Gospel — Joseph Smith Jr.

Funny Uncle Quotes By Liam Hemsworth: I love my brothers' kids. It's funny -

I love my brothers' kids. It's funny - as an uncle, you become so protective of them. — Liam Hemsworth

Funny Uncle Quotes By Fridtjof Nansen: Is it not in the struggle to obtain

Is it not in the struggle to obtain knowledge that happiness exists? I am very ignorant, consequently the conditions of happiness are mine. — Fridtjof Nansen

Funny Uncle Quotes By Sherrilyn Kenyon: Remember. Make him cry uncle.Cry uncle, my posterior.

Remember. Make him cry uncle.
Cry uncle, my posterior. I'm going to make him cry like a girl who broke her mom's designer heels at the prom. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Funny Uncle Quotes By Pierce Brown: His power is of a different breed. Where

His power is of a different breed. Where I am kinetic energy, he is potential. — Pierce Brown

Funny Uncle Quotes By Kristen Ashley: Uncle Vito is going to make his own

Uncle Vito is going to make his own nephew swim with the fishes? — Kristen Ashley

Funny Uncle Quotes By Jessica Khoury: WHERE IS MY SON?" Uncle Antonio bellows, levelling

WHERE IS MY SON?" Uncle Antonio bellows, levelling the two AK-47s he's holding at the lot of us. "Get away from him, you bastards! — Jessica Khoury

Funny Uncle Quotes By Willa Cather: We sat down and made a nest in

We sat down and made a nest in the long red grass. Yulka curled up like a baby rabbit and played with a grasshopper — Willa Cather

Funny Uncle Quotes By Sylvain Reynard: He shrugged. "occupational hazard of being a research

He shrugged. "occupational hazard of being a research assistant to a total dick". — Sylvain Reynard

Funny Uncle Quotes By L. Neil Smith: This planet is 15 million years overdue for

This planet is 15 million years overdue for an asteroid strike like the one that killed the dinosaurs. — L. Neil Smith

Funny Uncle Quotes By Kordell Stewart: My focus is on always trying to treat

My focus is on always trying to treat the inevitable highs and lows of life with the same blissful, calm energy. — Kordell Stewart

Funny Uncle Quotes By Margaret Smith: My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He

My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at? — Margaret Smith

Funny Uncle Quotes By Chelsea Handler: Kristen Stewart always looks like she's posing for

Kristen Stewart always looks like she's posing for pictures taken in a basement by her creepy uncle. — Chelsea Handler