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I look crazy, but I'm not. And the funny thing is, that other people don't look crazy, but they are.
— Eden Ahbez
There's no such thing as addiction, there's only things that you enjoy doing more than life.
— Doug Stanhope
Life is not a static thing. The only people who do not change their minds are incompetents in asylums, and those in cemeteries.
— Everett Dirksen
It's funny, the hardest thing to do is to make something look like it's fast, loose and improvised, and get somebody to laugh.
— Abel Ferrara
It's a funny thing, when you talk to God, you're religious, but when he talks to you, you're a psychopath.
— Peter Steele
It's a funny thing about suspicions, Mr. Wright. All too often, they're just vain hopes in disguise.
— Tessa Dare
I never intended to make a living from music. That's the funny thing. I wanted to be a journalist.
— Pete Seeger
As funny as it sounds, the best thing I got out of making a solo record was to realize how much I love being in a band.
— Dave Pirner
The funny thing about television is that once you start to do it you never get time to watch it.
— Kevin Sorbo
It is a very funny thing that the sleepier you are, the longer you take about getting to bed.
— C.S. Lewis
Fame is a funny thing, like a secret, both are hard to keep.
— Richard Peck
You know, albums are a funny thing. They're not like an intellectual decision. It's a collection of your kind of musings.
— Glen Hansard
That thing has a name?
— J.K. Rowling
The thing that's funny is that everyone thinks I'm dead.
— Charles Nelson Reilly
When I was little, that was one thing that I was told in a vision: I was going to have my own show when I grew up. And it's going to be funny.
— Roseanne Barr
Funny thing about prayers. God hears them. But you just never know if, when, or how He's going to answer them.
— Becky Wade
If you just stop and think, baby, honey, love is a funny thing. Whatever you put in, that's what you expect to gain.
— Jimmy Reed
Many comedians have a dark side that lets them take a negative thing and turn it funny.
— Rachel Dratch
A football team is like a piano. You need eight men to carry it and three who can play the damn thing.
— Bill Shankly
Life is a gamble, we scramble for money,I might crack a smile, but ain't a damn thing funny. — Prodigy
That's the funny thing about knowing you can't have something. It makes you desperate. -Leah
— Stephenie Meyer
When somebody says, "The last thing I want to do is hurt you," it means they've got other things to do first.
— Mark Schiff
Funny thing about the past. The older you get, the less it matters.
— Jayne Ann Krentz
Humor is most powerful thing that uses laughter as it base to chase your blues away.
— Kareena Kapoor
It's a funny thing to miss people before you've even left them, but that's what I was feeling now.
— Cora Carmack
I don't sit down to write a funny story. Every single thing I sit down to write is meant to be sad.
— Lorrie Moore
The funny thing is people won't let me pay for things. I'll be in a restaurant and the manager will say, 'Oh no, it's on the house.'
— Richard Branson
The funny thing is that I feel close to all my characters. Deep, deep inside them all.
— Paul Auster
If hard work were such a wonderful thing, surely the rich would have kept it all to themselves.
— Lane Kirkland
Funny thing about love, ain't it? Sometimes it saves you and sometimes, like right then, even love isn't enough.
— Eden Butler
I knew comedy was the thing for me when I was the only Asian kid in high school ... who failed math.
— Dat Phan
It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it. - SOMERSET MAUGHAM
— Sarah Ban Breathnach
Pride is a funny thing; it can make what is truly worthless appear to be a treasure.
— Alice Hoffman
The thing about being a screenwriter, scriptwriter, scenarist, You get to have multiple personalities and not be charged.
— Andrea L'Artiste
There is only one thing worse than training employees and losing them, and that's not training them and keeping them — Zig Ziglar
The funny thing about insane people is that it is kind of the opposite of being a celebrity. Nobody envies you.
— Robert M. Pirsig
You know, Ham," Breeze noted. "The only funny thing about your jokes is how often they lack any humor whatsoever.
— Brandon Sanderson
The funny thing about writing is I think a lot of people assume that you're sitting in a garret with a quill pen for hour after hour.
— Lincoln Child
And the funny thing is, I've always been an optimist - it's practically a congenital disorder with me.
— Molly Ivins
The funny thing about facing imminent death is that it really snaps everything else into perspective.
— James Patterson
Funny thing about true happiness, though. You never know it's inside you until someone pulls it out.
— Meghan Quinn
The funny thing about an impossibility is that it tends to be a magnet for those who would prove it otherwise.
— Richelle E. Goodrich
I realize you cant just throw real gems at ppl ... because they think cubic zirconia is the real thing lol
— Fee Scott
It's a funny thing sensing someone else's sex drive. After a while, you get to mistaking it for your own.
— Haruki Murakami
Loyalty was a funny thing. So was love. They both bit you when you least expected it.
— Jodi Lynn Anderson
The funny thing is, I was never much of a fighter. Better a live coward than a dead hero, that was my motto.
— Ozzy Osbourne
There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice.
— Lewis Black
The funny thing about me is I move from genre to genre, but I essentially shoot all the movies the same way.
— James Mangold
The funny thing is, the girls that I'm always up against for roles are pretty nice and cool, like Emma Watson. She's awesome.
— Amanda Seyfried
I never say a funny thing intentionally.
— Jayne Meadows
I guess the only thing to do now is meet his parents. I'm sure they're decent people. I mean they gotta be if they named their son Gaylord Focker.
— Robert De Niro
They have dog food for constipated dogs. If your dog is constipated, why screw up a good thing? Stay indoors and let 'em bloat!
— David Letterman
The body's a funny thing. It's so full of surprises that it makes conventional wisdom seem silly.
— Pat Conroy
There's no such thing as too much power!
— Wolfgang Gullich
The funny thingabout
advice is,
we always tell
others
the things
we
cannot
really do
ourselves. — Robert M. Drake
I love sitting down and having actual conversations. But I don't do that sound-bite, be-candidly-funny thing.
— Kristen Stewart
You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm.It's really funny. — Brandon Sanderson
The thing I don't get about paedophilia ... Why the hell do kids find old men in dirty raincoats so sexy?
— Frankie Boyle
The funny thing about having all this so-called success is that behind it is a certain horrible emptiness.
— Sam Shepard
A funny thing about tolerant people? They're really only tolerant when you agree with them.
— Greg Gutfeld
Funny thing how when you reach out, people tend to reach right back. Best, then, to make sure your hand is open and not fisted.
— Richelle E. Goodrich
It's all about one split-second. Boxing is a funny thing. You blink your eyes and somebody says good night to you.
— Kostya Tszyu
The funny thing about stop signs is that they're also start signs.
— Maureen Johnson
This funny thing we call love, how simple it may seem. To say it is sometimes enough but to feel it is a dream.
— Raneem Kayyali
I thought she was the funniest woman, and I believed being a comedian was the most exciting thing you could be.
— Maya Rudolph
The funny thing is, I'm not really a big reader, not a big fan of books in the first place.
— Macaulay Culkin
People have many theories about comedy, but being just plain funny is the one most important thing.
— Gilbert Gottfried
Not every single way of saying the right thing is right.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
The funny thing about mundies is how obsessed with magic they are for a bunch of people who don't even know what the word means.
— Cassandra Clare
