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Funny Terrorists Quotes By John Green: You will not kill my girlfriend today, International

You will not kill my girlfriend today, International Terrorists of Ambiguous Nationality! — John Green

Funny Terrorists Quotes By Aaron Neville: I've been in some beautiful places, but the

I've been in some beautiful places, but the prettiest sight is flying back to New Orleans. Being able to look down and say, 'I know where I am now.' — Aaron Neville

Funny Terrorists Quotes By Henci Goer: Of course, if 40% of women need oxytocin

Of course, if 40% of women need oxytocin to progress normally, then something is wrong with the definition of normal. — Henci Goer

Funny Terrorists Quotes By Reggie Lee: I don't fancy myself as a very sarcastic

I don't fancy myself as a very sarcastic person in real life. — Reggie Lee

Funny Terrorists Quotes By Cecelia Ahern: I'm trying to make some sense out of

I'm trying to make some sense out of the phrase "Everything happens for a reason," and I think I've figured out what the reason is - to pissed me off. — Cecelia Ahern

Funny Terrorists Quotes By Frankie Boyle: They're always going, don't deal with terrorists. Let's

They're always going, don't deal with terrorists. Let's deal with them. What's Allah offering you boys, 100 virgins? We'll give you 50 slags. — Frankie Boyle

Funny Terrorists Quotes By Amy Poehler: If you said more than six lines on

If you said more than six lines on air you made six hundred dollars, and comedy pieces like "Staring Contest" helped pay my rent. — Amy Poehler

Funny Terrorists Quotes By Sparky Anderson: I only had a high school education and

I only had a high school education and believe me, I had to cheat to get that. — Sparky Anderson

Funny Terrorists Quotes By Tomoki Kameda: I should always train in order to be

I should always train in order to be at a higher level. Other fighters are training hard as well. I have to be a step or more ahead. — Tomoki Kameda

Funny Terrorists Quotes By Rob Brown: You can sit in front of a computer

You can sit in front of a computer and have a blank slate and be completely overwhelmed by the possibilities and not get anywhere. — Rob Brown

Funny Terrorists Quotes By Tina Fey: Wafah Dufour bin Laden, niece of Osama bin

Wafah Dufour bin Laden, niece of Osama bin Laden has signed a contract to star in a reality show ... called Skating with the Nieces of Terrorists. — Tina Fey

Funny Terrorists Quotes By Casey Clipper: Funny he could take down a group of

Funny he could take down a group of terrorists without blinking an eye, but come face to face with this gorgeous woman, and he lost his common sense. — Casey Clipper

Funny Terrorists Quotes By Ziad K. Abdelnour: Funny how the U.S. sends in the military

Funny how the U.S. sends in the military to fight "terrorists" in any country which has resources we want ... — Ziad K. Abdelnour

Funny Terrorists Quotes By Audrey Tautou: I believe in God, but I am not

I believe in God, but I am not sure to trust Him so much. — Audrey Tautou

Funny Terrorists Quotes By Sherry Argov: When you live life with him or without

When you live life with him or without him, that is when he will accept and value you for who you are. — Sherry Argov

Funny Terrorists Quotes By Donald Fagen: Popularity has everything to do with business and

Popularity has everything to do with business and nothing to do with music. — Donald Fagen

Funny Terrorists Quotes By Lisa Kleypas: The first time you went out, you became

The first time you went out, you became mixed up with a group of radical political terrorists."
"That could have happened to anyone! — Lisa Kleypas