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You will not kill my girlfriend today, International Terrorists of Ambiguous Nationality! — John Green

I've been in some beautiful places, but the prettiest sight is flying back to New Orleans. Being able to look down and say, 'I know where I am now.' — Aaron Neville

Of course, if 40% of women need oxytocin to progress normally, then something is wrong with the definition of normal. — Henci Goer

I don't fancy myself as a very sarcastic person in real life. — Reggie Lee

I'm trying to make some sense out of the phrase "Everything happens for a reason," and I think I've figured out what the reason is - to pissed me off. — Cecelia Ahern

They're always going, don't deal with terrorists. Let's deal with them. What's Allah offering you boys, 100 virgins? We'll give you 50 slags. — Frankie Boyle

If you said more than six lines on air you made six hundred dollars, and comedy pieces like "Staring Contest" helped pay my rent. — Amy Poehler

I only had a high school education and believe me, I had to cheat to get that. — Sparky Anderson

I should always train in order to be at a higher level. Other fighters are training hard as well. I have to be a step or more ahead. — Tomoki Kameda

You can sit in front of a computer and have a blank slate and be completely overwhelmed by the possibilities and not get anywhere. — Rob Brown

Wafah Dufour bin Laden, niece of Osama bin Laden has signed a contract to star in a reality show ... called Skating with the Nieces of Terrorists. — Tina Fey

Funny he could take down a group of terrorists without blinking an eye, but come face to face with this gorgeous woman, and he lost his common sense. — Casey Clipper

Funny how the U.S. sends in the military to fight "terrorists" in any country which has resources we want ... — Ziad K. Abdelnour

I believe in God, but I am not sure to trust Him so much. — Audrey Tautou

When you live life with him or without him, that is when he will accept and value you for who you are. — Sherry Argov

Popularity has everything to do with business and nothing to do with music. — Donald Fagen

The first time you went out, you became mixed up with a group of radical political terrorists."
"That could have happened to anyone! — Lisa Kleypas