Funny Street Quotes
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Funny Street Quotes & Sayings
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The Occupy Wall Street movement faltered when activists realized that traders were quite busy already.
— The Covert Comic
I got arrested for playing chess in the street. I said, it's because I'm black, isn't it.
— Milton Jones
But Wall Street people are in fact very smart; they're funny, they're not company men who work their way up the chain.
— Paul Krugman
The way you might fear a cow sitting down in the middle of the street during rush hour, that's how I fear Canadians.
— Maria Semple
Stoplights and love can be cruel
— Sesame Street
"What's the latest dope on Wall Street?" "My son!"
— Henny Youngman
When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street.
— Steven Wright
Do you have any idea how cheap stocks are? Wall Street is now being called Wall Mart Street
— Jay Leno
Some people are street-smart, some people are book-smart, but most people are just dumber than dirt.
— Lois Greiman
I have the street smarts and survival skills of, like, a poodle.
— Jennifer Lawrence
A good programmer is someone who always looks both ways before crossing a one-way street.
— Doug Linder
A couple weeks ago I was on the street and I saw an ugly pregnant lady, and I just thought, 'Good for you.'
— Demetri Martin
There have been man-on-the-street interviews for years, but insulting people is not that funny to me.
— Billy Eichner