The Occupy Wall Street movement faltered when activists realized that traders were quite busy already.
— The Covert Comic
I got arrested for playing chess in the street. I said, it's because I'm black, isn't it.
— Milton Jones
But Wall Street people are in fact very smart; they're funny, they're not company men who work their way up the chain.
— Paul Krugman
The way you might fear a cow sitting down in the middle of the street during rush hour, that's how I fear Canadians.
— Maria Semple
Stoplights and love can be cruel
— Sesame Street
I have the street smarts and survival skills of, like, a poodle. — Jennifer Lawrence
There have been man-on-the-street interviews for years, but insulting people is not that funny to me. — Billy Eichner
Ish #303 It's a street food vendor! Stop asking for the health score rating. — Regina Griffin
A couple weeks ago I was on the street and I saw an ugly pregnant lady, and I just thought, 'Good for you.' — Demetri Martin
Cowboy!" she hollered.Every man on the street turned to stare at her."
pg.117 — Lori Wilde
People were stopping me on the street to say, 'Oh my God, it's Crazy Eyes!' Which is kind of a funny thing to have people shout at you on the street. — Uzo Aduba
A good programmer is someone who always looks both ways before crossing a one-way street. — Doug Linder
I glared at him. "You came all the way to Essex just to spy on us?""Yeah." He smirked. "I crossed the street. It was really rough. — Leila Sales
"What's the latest dope on Wall Street?" "My son!" — Henny Youngman
Some people are street-smart, some people are book-smart, but most people are just dumber than dirt. — Lois Greiman
No one wants to read a story where I saw a cute puppy on the street and I petted it. I mean, that's not funny. I only write about the funny stuff. — Tucker Max
Do you have any idea how cheap stocks are? Wall Street is now being called Wall Mart Street — Jay Leno
When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. — Steven Wright
