Funny Silly Quotes
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Being a black woman, there's so many different sides of us. We are funny, silly, romantic, professional, smart, and we have good jobs.
— Lauren London
I wanted to be funny for people who didn't care about fashion at all, to just to kind of exist as a silly character.
— Ben Stiller
No tricks, Syn," Ryder growled from where he stood a few feet away.
"Tricks are for kids, silly rabbit," I said — Amelia Hutchins
"Tricks are for kids, silly rabbit," I said — Amelia Hutchins
I have a mind like a steel trap. Stuff gets in there and WHAM! it never gets back out again.
— Bill Austin
Well, clearly not. Goodness boss, just look at those filthy paws. I've never seen any fish carry paws like those. Usually they are cleaner.
— H.S. Crow
Christianity is such a silly religion.
— Gore Vidal
You know I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters?
— Groucho Marx
Forgive me ... I called you an idiot. I spoke too hastily. You are not. Had I given it more thought, I would have called you a scoundrel.
— Lloyd Alexander
I'd basically have trouble with any job that doesn't require me to wear silly clothes and talk in funny voices.
— Natalie Portman
A fart in the face is love.
— James Kidd
Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies? There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready made.
— Groucho Marx
The body's a funny thing. It's so full of surprises that it makes conventional wisdom seem silly.
— Pat Conroy
Just a few questions for you, Mr. Dunne. Or Kenny. Can I call you Kenny? I feel we've become friends in these past few seconds. Can I call you Kenny?
— Derek Landy
For someone who wrote a novel with a superhero named "Dark Lightning," you wouldn't think a thunderstorm would make me so nervous.
— J.M. Richards
Well blow me down with a solar flare.
— Nenia Campbell
Turns out you have a really fun time if you go to work every day and focus on being silly and funny and happy!
— Hannah Murray
Anyone else find it funny that Bernie Madoff's last name is a homophone of 'made-off'?
— David C. Holley
As the middle child of the Laurel Canyon Adams Family, Whit was surprisingly chill on the subject of ampire-vays.
— M. Beth Bloom
Wendy, Wendy, when you are sleeping in your silly bed you might be flying about with me saying funny things to the stars.
— J.M. Barrie
To cut a long story short, I'm a writer.
— Carla H. Krueger
I hope the next time you get a double-decker strawberry ice-cream cone the ice cream part falls off the cone and lands in Australia.
— Judith Viorst
Hello, Mrs. Tran ... I have David's homework. And if you ever want to see it again, you'll pay me the two million dollars I asked for.
— Nenia Campbell
Two men spit in their hands, help each other out, then laugh about it later. Just to be silly.
— Jim Norton
Never dance in a puddle when there's a hole in your shoe (it's always best to take your shoes off first).
— John D. Rhodes
My persona has always been what a man was never supposed to be. Outrageous, gregarious, crazy, silly, funny.
— Richard Simmons
Funny things happen to you in movies for silly reasons.
— Michael Caine
When I opened the door, Andrew was standing there like a remedy for heart palpitations. Or maybe he made them worse. It was hard to tell.
— N.R. Walker
I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe - I believe what I believe is right.
— George W. Bush
[Mrs. Teasdale]: He's had a change of heart. [Groucho]: A lot of good that'll do him. He's still got the same face.
— Groucho Marx
I won't let my best friends do silly,stupid,annoying,funny things
-WITHOUT ME!!!!!!!!!! — Azhly Antenor
-WITHOUT ME!!!!!!!!!! — Azhly Antenor
What is it? Tens, I can see the stick up your arse from here. I'm dying remember? Dying people don't have time for silly moods
— Amber Kizer
Funny is funny, and it can come in 8 billion different shades and flavors, so I think it's silly to kind of limit it.
— Melissa McCarthy
I should like to knock their silly heads together. What is the sense of laughing all the time? They are not saying anything funny.
— Agatha Christie
Don't be silly. I'll write you twice a week.
— Groucho Marx
Why was I with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me more of you than you do!
— Groucho Marx
Are you trying to tell all of us we have a bad signal-to-noise ratio?
— Robert A. Heinlein
I've coined new words, like, misunderstanding and Hispanically.
— George W. Bush
I think he fucked me stupid- McKenzie Matthews- Being Beckett's
— P.S. Berryman
You need to be silly to be funny.
— William Shatner
As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife.
— Groucho Marx
Thought for the day: Twitter ... 140 character limit ... must be a great tool for fortune cookie writers ...
— E.A. Bucchianeri
That's the funny thing about havin' a kid. They come with their own set of problems; make everything else you were worried about seem kinda silly.
— Greg Garcia
Oh don't be such a fuss pot," said the fairy, "or I'll call you Fussy Pants, instead of Silly Pants!
— Julie B. Campbell
Remember men, you are fighting for the ladies honor, which is probably more than she ever did.
— Groucho Marx
Babies are like poems. They're beautiful to their creator, but to other people, they're silly and they're irritating.
— Doug Stanhope
For my sustenance at night,
the whole that my hands can glean
from the gloom of the oak-gloomed oaks
the herbs and the plenteous fruits ... — Flann O'Brien
the whole that my hands can glean
from the gloom of the oak-gloomed oaks
the herbs and the plenteous fruits ... — Flann O'Brien