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Funny Sand Quotes By Samuel Johnson: He who makes a beast out of himself

He who makes a beast out of himself removes himself from the pain of being human — Samuel Johnson

Funny Sand Quotes By Merrie Haskell: And turnips - endless ruptured turnips.

And turnips - endless ruptured turnips. — Merrie Haskell

Funny Sand Quotes By Ian McEwan: Was it boredom or sadism that made the

Was it boredom or sadism that made the shirt service people do up every single button? — Ian McEwan

Funny Sand Quotes By Elizabeth Taylor: They Weren't Allowed to Die There.

They Weren't Allowed to Die There. — Elizabeth Taylor

Funny Sand Quotes By Craig Silvey: My brain is a vast, barren, jokeless plain

My brain is a vast, barren, jokeless plain where wolves howl at the moon over rocky overhangs and the wind kicks up twists of sand and tumbleweed. — Craig Silvey

Funny Sand Quotes By Quentin Tarantino: Spaghetti Westerns are really brutal and operatic with

Spaghetti Westerns are really brutal and operatic with a surreal quality to the violence. — Quentin Tarantino

Funny Sand Quotes By Vikrmn: Speed of love is measured in blushes per

Speed of love is measured in blushes per hour. — Vikrmn

Funny Sand Quotes By Christopher Buehlman: That was a mean thought, and not funny

That was a mean thought, and not funny at all. I let it turn to sand and blow out of my head. — Christopher Buehlman

Funny Sand Quotes By E. O. Wilson: So important are insects and other land-dwelling arthropods

So important are insects and other land-dwelling arthropods that if all were to disappear, humanity probably could not last more than a few months. — E. O. Wilson

Funny Sand Quotes By Jose Saramago: you know what they say, don't wash your

you know what they say, don't wash your basket out, until the last grape's in — Jose Saramago

Funny Sand Quotes By New York Times: when you're the first in your family to

when you're the first in your family to go to college, you never truly feel like they've let you go. — New York Times

Funny Sand Quotes By Dark Jar Tin Zoo: I love like I'm thirsty. Can I offer

I love like I'm thirsty. Can I offer you a tall glass of Sahara sand? — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Funny Sand Quotes By Nicole McKay: The Bible talks about building houses on sand

The Bible talks about building houses on sand and rock, but says nothing about a brick house built on a blanket. — Nicole McKay

Funny Sand Quotes By Pat Williams: What do you have when you have an

What do you have when you have an agent buried up to his neck in sand? Not enough sand. — Pat Williams

Funny Sand Quotes By Carolyn Haines: Where is Wildene?" "Just step out the door

Where is Wildene?"
"Just step out the door and holler "Sooie! Sooie! She's a ho hog if ever I saw one. She'll come running. — Carolyn Haines

Funny Sand Quotes By Adrien Broner: I knew coming into this to fight that

I knew coming into this to fight that this was going to be a world class fight, but I knew he didn't have the skills to beat me. — Adrien Broner

Funny Sand Quotes By Mark Twain: You may say what you want to, but

You may say what you want to, but in my opinion she had more sand in her than any girl I ever see; in my opinion she was just full of sand. — Mark Twain

Funny Sand Quotes By Margot Asquith: I do not say I was ever what

I do not say I was ever what I would call "plain," but I have the sort of face that bores me when I see it on other people. — Margot Asquith

Funny Sand Quotes By Dan Howell: You are an independent mind in this universe

You are an independent mind in this universe that can do everything and anything you have ever dreamed of. — Dan Howell

Funny Sand Quotes By Bertrand Russell: Sin is geographical.

Sin is geographical. — Bertrand Russell

Funny Sand Quotes By S.A. Tawks: You can't draw lines in the sand like

You can't draw lines in the sand like that. Humour's a tsunami that doesn't care about your little lines. — S.A. Tawks

Funny Sand Quotes By Merrie Haskell: I'm alive," he groaned. "But I'm not doing

I'm alive," he groaned. "But I'm not doing a very good job of it. — Merrie Haskell