Funny Roommate Quotes
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I have a roommate, and I signed a year lease. I screwed up! That's like I wrote a joke that didn't work, but now I have to tell it for a year.
— Mitch Hedberg
When you see the storm coming, if you seek safety in that firm refuge which is Mary, there will be no danger of your wavering or going down.
— Josemaria Escriva
For me, everything about the telling is guided by tone. It's a bit mysterious; it's either there, or it isn't.
— Rachel Kushner
I wish I wasn't a girl who needed so much but a little free creature that slept in deserts and ran on clouds and lived on lilies.
— Francesca Lia Block
smeared a balm over the end of it.
— Deborah Challinor
The longer one lives, the more mysterious life seems.
— Francis Brett Young
The world of the living was obscene. I was powerless to do anything.
— Haruki Murakami
