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Tina Fey quotes: Wieners, punch, and spinning into barfing would later be referred to as the "Paris Hilton". Wieners, punch, and spinning into barfing would later be referred to as the "Paris Hilton".
Tina Fey quotes: (When I started at SNL, you could still smoke in an office building. I might not be young.) I (When I started at SNL, you could still smoke in an office building. I might not be young.) I
Tina Fey quotes: SLEEP (Sleep Like Everyone Else, Please). At SLEEP (Sleep Like Everyone Else, Please). At
Tina Fey quotes: Everyone is quiet. Which is the wooooooorst. It's scary when a group of people all know instinctively not to joke around. Everyone is quiet. Which is the wooooooorst. It's scary when a group of people all know instinctively not to joke around.
Tina Fey quotes: Lots of teenage girls have taken comfort under the wings of half-closeted gay boys. Lots of teenage girls have taken comfort under the wings of half-closeted gay boys.
Tina Fey quotes: What Turning Forty Means to MeI need to take my pants off as soon as I get home. I didn't used to have to do that. But now I do. What Turning Forty Means to Me
I need to take my pants off as soon as I get home. I didn't used to have to do that. But now I do.
Tina Fey quotes: If you ever start to feel good about yourself ... ... they have this thing called the internet. If you ever start to feel good about yourself ...
... they have this thing called the internet.
Tina Fey quotes: I went back outside and manually released my butt cheeks. I went back outside and manually released my butt cheeks.
Tina Fey quotes: If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important rule of beauty, which is: who cares? If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important rule of beauty, which is: who cares?
Tina Fey quotes: I was like, oh, I want to sign up for "Catwoman," and then Anne Hathaway had already signed up for it. I was like, oh, I want to sign up for "Catwoman," and then Anne Hathaway had already signed up for it.
Tina Fey quotes: That is one boss, bold, bladed motherfucker. That is one boss, bold, bladed motherfucker.
Tina Fey quotes: In improv there are no mistakes, only beautiful happy accidents. And many of the world's greatest discoveries have been by accident. In improv there are no mistakes, only beautiful happy accidents. And many of the world's greatest discoveries have been by accident.
Tina Fey quotes: I want to spend time with Oprah, and I don't know what I need to do to make that happen. I want to spend time with Oprah, and I don't know what I need to do to make that happen.
Tina Fey quotes: Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don't just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles. Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don't just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles.
Tina Fey quotes: Bitch get stuff done Bitch get stuff done
Tina Fey quotes: You can't be that kid standing at the top of the waterslide, overthinking it. You have to go down the chute. You can't be that kid standing at the top of the waterslide, overthinking it. You have to go down the chute.
Tina Fey quotes: I don't have a driver's license. It's just one of the many ways in which I am developmentally stunted. I don't have a driver's license. It's just one of the many ways in which I am developmentally stunted.
Tina Fey quotes: A combustion engine of ambition and disappointment. A combustion engine of ambition and disappointment.
Tina Fey quotes: Many of the world's greatest discoveries have been by accident. I mean, look at the Reese's Peanut Butter Cup, or Botox. Many of the world's greatest discoveries have been by accident. I mean, look at the Reese's Peanut Butter Cup, or Botox.
Tina Fey quotes: I have a uniquely German capacity to vacillate between sentimentality and coldness. I have a uniquely German capacity to vacillate between sentimentality and coldness.
Tina Fey quotes: You can't control things by being nervous ... You can't control things by being nervous ...
Tina Fey quotes: Either way, everything will be fine, she smiled, and for a little while I was pulled out of my anxious, stunted brain cloud. Either way, everything will be fine, she smiled, and for a little while I was pulled out of my anxious, stunted brain cloud.
Tina Fey quotes: [ ... ] things most people do naturally are often inexplicably difficult for me. [ ... ] things most people do naturally are often inexplicably difficult for me.
Tina Fey quotes: I had to get back to work. NBC has me under contract. The baby and I only have a verbal agreement. I had to get back to work. NBC has me under contract. The baby and I only have a verbal agreement.
Tina Fey quotes: Q: Is 30 Rock the most racist show on television? A: No, in my opinion it's NFL football. Why do they portray all those guys as murderers and rapists? Q: Is 30 Rock the most racist show on television? A: No, in my opinion it's NFL football. Why do they portray all those guys as murderers and rapists?
Tina Fey quotes: You don't just decide to destroy a person by making up stuff, and no one at 'SNL' is writing to go after someone. You don't just decide to destroy a person by making up stuff, and no one at 'SNL' is writing to go after someone.
Tina Fey quotes: NBC. How could I not? I grew up watching Seinfeld, Johnny Carson, Late Night with David Letterman, and reruns of The Mothers-in-Law. NBC. How could I not? I grew up watching Seinfeld, Johnny Carson, Late Night with David Letterman, and reruns of The Mothers-in-Law.
Tina Fey quotes: Do your thing and don't care if they like it. Do your thing and don't care if they like it.
Tina Fey quotes: Never tell a crazy person he's crazy. Never tell a crazy person he's crazy.
Tina Fey quotes: (One of the best-kept secrets of "country life" is that people accidentally crush their own pets a lot.) The (One of the best-kept secrets of "country life" is that people accidentally crush their own pets a lot.) The
Tina Fey quotes: I think the world has too many actresses. I think the world has too many actresses.
Tina Fey quotes: Gravity": "It's the story of how George Clooney would rather float away into space and die then spend one more minute with a woman his own age. Gravity": "It's the story of how George Clooney would rather float away into space and die then spend one more minute with a woman his own age.
Tina Fey quotes: But I am a big believer in "Intelligent Design," and by that I mean I love IKEA! But I am a big believer in "Intelligent Design," and by that I mean I love IKEA!
Tina Fey quotes: The thing that always fascinated me about improv is that it's basically a happy accident that you think you're initiating. The thing that always fascinated me about improv is that it's basically a happy accident that you think you're initiating.
Tina Fey quotes: At ten I asked my mother if I could start shaving my legs. My dark shin fur was hard to ignore in shorts weather, At ten I asked my mother if I could start shaving my legs. My dark shin fur was hard to ignore in shorts weather,
Tina Fey quotes: I am extremely square and obedient in nature! I am extremely square and obedient in nature!
Tina Fey quotes: We spent days and weeks doing nothing, calling one another ten times a day to schedule our nothing-doing. We spent days and weeks doing nothing, calling one another ten times a day to schedule our nothing-doing.
Tina Fey quotes: Why are my arms so weak? It's like I did that push-up last year for nothing! Why are my arms so weak? It's like I did that push-up last year for nothing!
Tina Fey quotes: I had my hair in a ponytail and looked my trademark exhausted. I had my hair in a ponytail and looked my trademark exhausted.
Tina Fey quotes: Finally the world would see my full range of comedy characters - from grouchy librarian to Russian librarian. Finally the world would see my full range of comedy characters - from grouchy librarian to Russian librarian.
Tina Fey quotes: Lorne knows that the most exhausting people occasionally turn out the best stuff. Lorne knows that the most exhausting people occasionally turn out the best stuff.
Tina Fey quotes: At the upcoming Grammy Awards, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony will perform together as the first time, as man and wife. Hopefully music. At the upcoming Grammy Awards, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony will perform together as the first time, as man and wife. Hopefully music.
Tina Fey quotes: A recent study announced that 52 per cent of all teens who sign virginity pledges recant them within twelve months. If I'm on my game. A recent study announced that 52 per cent of all teens who sign virginity pledges recant them within twelve months. If I'm on my game.
Tina Fey quotes: If you're a die-hard "foodie," hop off the road in DuBois and enjoy a Subway sandwich made at a place that is eighty percent gas station. If you're a die-hard "foodie," hop off the road in DuBois and enjoy a Subway sandwich made at a place that is eighty percent gas station.
Tina Fey quotes: Confidence is 10 percent hard work and 90 percent delusion. Confidence is 10 percent hard work and 90 percent delusion.
Tina Fey quotes: I was turning out to be college educated and unemployable in even the most basic way. I was turning out to be college educated and unemployable in even the most basic way.
Tina Fey quotes: Sometimes people expect that I'm going to be tough. It's not a bad situation. People treat you better. People are on time. Sometimes people expect that I'm going to be tough. It's not a bad situation. People treat you better. People are on time.
Tina Fey quotes: In most cases being a good boss means hiring talented people and then getting out of their way. In most cases being a good boss means hiring talented people and then getting out of their way.
Tina Fey quotes: Two peanuts were walking down the street, and one was a salted. Two peanuts were walking down the street, and one was a salted.
Tina Fey quotes: I feel like it's harder to get women to show up for movies. I feel like it's harder to get women to show up for movies.
Tina Fey quotes: To this day the smell of fresh popcorn causes me to experience stress, hunger, and sketch ideas for John Goodman. To this day the smell of fresh popcorn causes me to experience stress, hunger, and sketch ideas for John Goodman.
Tina Fey quotes: There should be a new, more honest euphemism. Like, I'm leaving office because I plan to solicit more anonymous sex in bathrooms. There should be a new, more honest euphemism. Like, I'm leaving office because I plan to solicit more anonymous sex in bathrooms.
Tina Fey quotes: You know who DOES have a funny bone in her body? Your Mom every night for a dollar! You know who DOES have a funny bone in her body? Your Mom every night for a dollar!
Tina Fey quotes: (Don Fey had a large rubber stamp that said "bullshit," which was and is awesome.) (Don Fey had a large rubber stamp that said "bullshit," which was and is awesome.)
Tina Fey quotes: I don't want to be somebody else. I don't want to be somebody else.
Tina Fey quotes: My work is my work. I take my work seriously but I don't take myself too seriously. My work is my work. I take my work seriously but I don't take myself too seriously.
Tina Fey quotes: No other formula gives your baby a better start in life except that stuff that comes out of you for free. No other formula gives your baby a better start in life except that stuff that comes out of you for free.
Tina Fey quotes: I'm married, you know. I love my husband and I have a child. I'm married, you know. I love my husband and I have a child.
Tina Fey quotes: Most of the time you're too busy to think about it. But every now and then you say, 'I work at 'Saturday Night Live,' and that is so cool. Most of the time you're too busy to think about it. But every now and then you say, 'I work at 'Saturday Night Live,' and that is so cool.
Tina Fey quotes: I really wasn't heavy in high school. But no one feels right in their own skin, particularly in high school. I really wasn't heavy in high school. But no one feels right in their own skin, particularly in high school.
Tina Fey quotes: When you go into something where you can really trust that everyone has thought about it, more than you have even, then that's like a gift. When you go into something where you can really trust that everyone has thought about it, more than you have even, then that's like a gift.
Tina Fey quotes: This requires a level of delusion/egomania usually reserved for popes and drag queens This requires a level of delusion/egomania usually reserved for popes and drag queens
Tina Fey quotes: To say I'm an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair. To say I'm an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair.
Tina Fey quotes: I am constantly amazed by Tina Fey. And I am Tina Fey. I am constantly amazed by Tina Fey. And I am Tina Fey.
Tina Fey quotes: Amy Poehler and I have been friends for so long, we're like Oprah and Gale. Only we're not denying anything. Amy Poehler and I have been friends for so long, we're like Oprah and Gale. Only we're not denying anything.
Tina Fey quotes: We are attempting to pro-activate the community by utilizing a series of directives intended to maximate communicative agreeance. We are attempting to pro-activate the community by utilizing a series of directives intended to maximate communicative agreeance.
Tina Fey quotes: In my experience, the hardest thing about having someone "come out" to you is the "pretending to be surprised" part. In my experience, the hardest thing about having someone "come out" to you is the "pretending to be surprised" part.
Tina Fey quotes: To this day, all I know is there are between two and four openings down there and that the set up inside looks vaguely like the Texas Longhorns logo. To this day, all I know is there are between two and four openings down there and that the set up inside looks vaguely like the Texas Longhorns logo.
Tina Fey quotes: What's that you say? None of them want that? You are correct. So I spent four years attempting to charm the uninterested. What's that you say? None of them want that? You are correct. So I spent four years attempting to charm the uninterested.
Tina Fey quotes: I learned quickly that trying to force Country Folk to love the Big City is like telling your gay cousin, You just haven't met the right girl yet. I learned quickly that trying to force Country Folk to love the Big City is like telling your gay cousin, You just haven't met the right girl yet.
Tina Fey quotes: THERE ARE NO MISTAKES, only opportunities. THERE ARE NO MISTAKES, only opportunities.
Tina Fey quotes: I really love cursing a lot. But as I get older, I realize it's a little unseemly for women of a certain age. I really love cursing a lot. But as I get older, I realize it's a little unseemly for women of a certain age.
Tina Fey quotes: If these two are tired of having sex with each other, what hope is there for the rest of us? If these two are tired of having sex with each other, what hope is there for the rest of us?
Tina Fey quotes: If you're going to expend energy being mad about Photoshop, you'll also have to be mad about earrings. No one's ears are that sparkly! If you're going to expend energy being mad about Photoshop, you'll also have to be mad about earrings. No one's ears are that sparkly!
Tina Fey quotes: I don't like a tremendous amount of conflict. I don't think that fighting and passion are the same thing. I don't like a tremendous amount of conflict. I don't think that fighting and passion are the same thing.
Tina Fey quotes: There are never fewer than eight Tracey Ullman characters in any NYC nail salon at any given time. There are never fewer than eight Tracey Ullman characters in any NYC nail salon at any given time.
Tina Fey quotes: Twitter seems like a busman's holiday: just more writing. I have no plans to do it. I'll just stick with my 24/7 webcam. I'm old-fashioned that way. Twitter seems like a busman's holiday: just more writing. I have no plans to do it. I'll just stick with my 24/7 webcam. I'm old-fashioned that way.
Tina Fey quotes: And I can see Russia from my house. And I can see Russia from my house.
Tina Fey quotes: Quentin Tarantino is here, star of all my sexual nightmares. Quentin Tarantino is here, star of all my sexual nightmares.
Tina Fey quotes: Gay people don't actually try to convert people. That's Jehovah's Witnesses you're thinking of. Gay people don't actually try to convert people. That's Jehovah's Witnesses you're thinking of.
Tina Fey quotes: This chance like meth heads over a cough syrup counter. This chance like meth heads over a cough syrup counter.
Tina Fey quotes: In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I'm sorry, did I say 'scientists'? I meant Irish people. In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I'm sorry, did I say 'scientists'? I meant Irish people.
Tina Fey quotes: I don't live the single life and never really did. I don't live the single life and never really did.
Tina Fey quotes: Not only is my wardrobe totally average, my body's totally average. I love all the candy-fantasy fulfillment of Sex and the City. Not only is my wardrobe totally average, my body's totally average. I love all the candy-fantasy fulfillment of Sex and the City.
Tina Fey quotes: Most of my work is done before we start shooting, preparation work, so my normal day begins when I start writing, it might even be the night before. Most of my work is done before we start shooting, preparation work, so my normal day begins when I start writing, it might even be the night before.
Tina Fey quotes: I want to go to there. I want to go to there.
Tina Fey quotes: And I think gay people are just as good at watching their kids play hockey as straight people. And I think gay people are just as good at watching their kids play hockey as straight people.
Tina Fey quotes: Tracy: Stop eating people's old french fries, little pigeon. Have some self-respect. Don't you know you can fly? Tracy: Stop eating people's old french fries, little pigeon. Have some self-respect. Don't you know you can fly?
Tina Fey quotes: Acting is really about showing up that day and telling the writers what you feel like saying. Acting is really about showing up that day and telling the writers what you feel like saying.
Tina Fey quotes: A book hasn't caused me this much trouble since Where's Waldo went to that barber pole factory A book hasn't caused me this much trouble since Where's Waldo went to that barber pole factory
Tina Fey quotes: Sometimes if you have a difficult decisin to make, just stall until the answer presents itself. Sometimes if you have a difficult decisin to make, just stall until the answer presents itself.
Tina Fey quotes: I was a very confident little kid. I was a very confident little kid.
Tina Fey quotes: I didn't get on TV until I was 30, which is really fortunate because you are who you are at that point. I didn't get on TV until I was 30, which is really fortunate because you are who you are at that point.
Tina Fey quotes: I have a great gynecologist who is as gifted at listening as she is at rectal exams. I have a great gynecologist who is as gifted at listening as she is at rectal exams.
Tina Fey quotes: If everyone had a dad like mine, no one would have sex tapes. If everyone had a dad like mine, no one would have sex tapes.
Tina Fey quotes: No, that part's not true! That's a joke-lie. I'm not going to lie to you in this story because I want you to know that the rest of it is No, that part's not true! That's a joke-lie. I'm not going to lie to you in this story because I want you to know that the rest of it is true.
Tina Fey quotes: An acting teacher once told me, 'Greet everything with yes ... Even if you abandon one idea for another one, saying yes allows you to move forward.' An acting teacher once told me, 'Greet everything with yes ... Even if you abandon one idea for another one, saying yes allows you to move forward.'
Tina Fey quotes: I'm not a fan of purposely farting in front of other people. If you have to fart, leave the room. I'm not a fan of purposely farting in front of other people. If you have to fart, leave the room.
Tina Fey quotes: Pilot scripts are particularly difficult to write because you have to introduce all the characters without it feeling like a series of introductions. Pilot scripts are particularly difficult to write because you have to introduce all the characters without it feeling like a series of introductions.
Tina Fey quotes: So, to sum up my room-clearing generalizations, men are in comedy to break rules. So, to sum up my room-clearing generalizations, men are in comedy to break rules.

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