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Funny Problem Quotes By Gena Showalter: Problem was, he couldn't masturbate his sexual desires

Problem was, he couldn't masturbate his sexual desires away because he'd fry off his cock. Hector — Gena Showalter

Funny Problem Quotes By Peter Capaldi: The biggest problem of all is that it's

The biggest problem of all is that it's very difficult to tell my daughter, 'Swearing is not clever or funny,' because I earn a living by swearing. — Peter Capaldi

Funny Problem Quotes By Peter Debye: If a problem is clearly stated, it has

If a problem is clearly stated, it has no further interest to the physicist. — Peter Debye

Funny Problem Quotes By Cherise Sinclair: You, lass, have a self-image problem.Well, that might

You, lass, have a self-image problem.
Well, that might be a little true, but she also had a mirror. — Cherise Sinclair

Funny Problem Quotes By Garrison Keillor: There is almost no marital problem that can't

There is almost no marital problem that can't be helped enormously by taking off your clothes. — Garrison Keillor

Funny Problem Quotes By M.F. Moonzajer: If you have a problem with me, it

If you have a problem with me, it is OK, because Mullah Omar does too. — M.F. Moonzajer

Funny Problem Quotes By Simone Elkeles: Sylvia grabs my sleeve. "He's a looker.""I know.

Sylvia grabs my sleeve. "He's a looker."
"I know. The problem is, he knows it, too. — Simone Elkeles

Funny Problem Quotes By David Cross: I really don't have a problem with gay

I really don't have a problem with gay marriage ... because I'm tolerant and rational. — David Cross

Funny Problem Quotes By Cecily Von Ziegesar: That's the problem with best friends. Sometimes they

That's the problem with best friends. Sometimes they know you better than you know yourself. — Cecily Von Ziegesar

Funny Problem Quotes By Jimmy Carr: I'm not worried about the Third World War.

I'm not worried about the Third World War. That's the Third World's Problem. — Jimmy Carr

Funny Problem Quotes By Keith Johnstone: Don't come on to be funny - come

Don't come on to be funny - come on to solve problems. — Keith Johnstone

Funny Problem Quotes By Gerry Geek: Any idiot can point out a problem. So,

Any idiot can point out a problem. So, bosses do. — Gerry Geek

Funny Problem Quotes By Larissa Ione: The problem with having evil minions is that

The problem with having evil minions is that minions are stupid. — Larissa Ione

Funny Problem Quotes By Pablo: If a problem can be solved, there is

If a problem can be solved, there is nothing to worry about. If it can't be solved, well you can always buy chocolate — Pablo

Funny Problem Quotes By Amy Klobuchar: Women tend to be problem solvers. We work

Women tend to be problem solvers. We work together. — Amy Klobuchar

Funny Problem Quotes By Rick Riordan: The answer to every problem involved penguins

The answer to every problem involved penguins — Rick Riordan

Funny Problem Quotes By Tobias Wolff: Memory is funny. Once you hit a vein

Memory is funny. Once you hit a vein the problem is not how to remember but how to control the flow. — Tobias Wolff

Funny Problem Quotes By Chris Rock: White man makes guns? No problem. Black rapper

White man makes guns? No problem. Black rapper says "gun"? Congressional hearing. — Chris Rock

Funny Problem Quotes By Tom Holt: A problem's nothing but an opportunity wearing a

A problem's nothing but an opportunity wearing a funny hat, and inside every disaster there's a triumph struggling to get out. — Tom Holt

Funny Problem Quotes By Ellen DeGeneres: All we have is here and now. That's

All we have is here and now. That's why procrastination feels so right. Procrastination isn't the problem, it's the solution. — Ellen DeGeneres

Funny Problem Quotes By Jerry Coleman: Whenever you get an inflamed tendon, you've got

Whenever you get an inflamed tendon, you've got a problem. OK, here's the next pitch to Gene Tendon. — Jerry Coleman

Funny Problem Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: Here's a thought for sweat shop owners: Air

Here's a thought for sweat shop owners: Air Conditioning. Problem solved. — Mitch Hedberg

Funny Problem Quotes By Adrian Barnes: I said,'What's your problem?' Asshole." There was a

I said,'What's your problem?' Asshole." There was a question behind his question, and that shadow question was 'Do you want to dance? — Adrian Barnes

Funny Problem Quotes By Terry Pratchett: If per capita was a problem, decapita could

If per capita was a problem, decapita could be arranged — Terry Pratchett

Funny Problem Quotes By Will Smith: Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't driving

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't driving around on a bus and having a campfire kind of adding to the environment problem? — Will Smith

Funny Problem Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I have no problem not listening to the

I have no problem not listening to the Temptations. — Mitch Hedberg

Funny Problem Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: I once had a problem ... so I

I once had a problem ... so I tried group sex. Now I have a new problem - who to thank. — Rodney Dangerfield

Funny Problem Quotes By Zach Galifianakis: You know you have a drinking problem when

You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name
and you've never been to that bar before. — Zach Galifianakis

Funny Problem Quotes By Murray Walker: I can't imagine what kind of problem Senna

I can't imagine what kind of problem Senna has. I imagine it must be some sort of grip problem. — Murray Walker

Funny Problem Quotes By Jim Norton: I don't pull out because ... it's not

I don't pull out because ... it's not my problem. — Jim Norton

Funny Problem Quotes By Greg Proops: If you do not find me funny, that

If you do not find me funny, that is your problem and I am not going away. — Greg Proops

Funny Problem Quotes By Stephanie Perkins: I'd like to point out that we've had

I'd like to point out that we've had zero problem reaching each other's mouths. — Stephanie Perkins

Funny Problem Quotes By Milton Jones: The school had a big problem with drugs

The school had a big problem with drugs ... especially Class A. — Milton Jones

Funny Problem Quotes By George Burns: I don't have a drinking problem. I drink.

I don't have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down, no problem. — George Burns

Funny Problem Quotes By Daniel Silva: So what are you planning to do with

So what are you planning to do with the rest of your life?
Develop a drinking problem. More Scotch, please. — Daniel Silva

Funny Problem Quotes By H.W.L. Poonja: When anybody laughs, he has no mind, no

When anybody laughs, he has no mind, no thought, no problem, no suffering. — H.W.L. Poonja

Funny Problem Quotes By Frankie Boyle: Recent surveys show 3 out of 10 men

Recent surveys show 3 out of 10 men have a problem with premature ejaculation. The rest just didn't really think it was a problem! — Frankie Boyle

Funny Problem Quotes By Christopher Zzenn Loren: The funny thing about the word "delusion" is

The funny thing about the word "delusion" is that it means just that - delusion. When you have it, you don't know it, and that can be a problem. — Christopher Zzenn Loren

Funny Problem Quotes By Twisted Hilarity: You 'accidentally' touched his bottom? Didn't that happen

You 'accidentally' touched his bottom? Didn't that happen when you last saw him as
well? Surprising how often that seems to be a problem. — Twisted Hilarity

Funny Problem Quotes By Richie Benaud: Rory Bremner I have no problem with; he

Rory Bremner I have no problem with; he is a satirist, and a very funny one, too. — Richie Benaud

Funny Problem Quotes By Charlie Cochet: Your pupils are dilated. Does that mean you

Your pupils are dilated. Does that mean you want to fuck me or eat me? Because I might have a problem with one of those.
-Dex to Sloane — Charlie Cochet