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No one wants to get too close to a madwoman. Or men who have monkeys for pets. — Victoria Alexander

It will not be a surprise to you to learn I'm more interested in the future of the Arctic Circle than the future of the Arctic Monkeys. — Gordon Brown

Flying monkeys?" the Gasman called out a guess. "Like in the Wizard of Oz?"
It dawned on me then. "No," I said tersely "Worse. Flying Erasers. — James Patterson

Have you ever seen a monkey examining a watch? — Wilhelm Steinitz

Lex's jaw dropped. She started to object, but the look Zara shot her could have silenced a pack of screech monkeys. — Gina Damico

The onus of Connecting rightly, Conceiving brightly, Conveying quietly, and Concluding wisely are the capatencies (capacity and competence) of man — Priyavrat Thareja

I looked like a monkey trying to wrestle a football. — Sam Snead

There's no right. There's no wrong. There's only popular opinion. — Brad Pitt

If Sun were to hand the management of Java over to a committee of monkeys, would it be more successful? — Eric Sink

Many kinds of monkeys have a strong taste for tea, coffee and spirituous liqueurs. — Charles Darwin

The resources of the Deity cannot be so meagre, that, in order to create a human being endowed with reason, he must change a monkey into a man. — Louis Agassiz

Authors are monkeys who mean — David Foster Wallace

There are quite a few actors in the business who are much more difficult than kids or monkeys. — Paul Hogan

Being butchered by monkeys is pretty low on my list of ways to go. — Brandon Mull

It is not improbable that in hot countries, monkeys may have enslaved girls. — Voltaire

Be cruel to me , cause I'm a fool for you. — Alex Turner

They gave 12 monkeys a typewriter for a week, and after a week, they only used it as a bathroom. — Robin Ince

A century ago, people laughed at the notion that we were descended from monkeys. Today, the individuals most offended by that claim are the monkeys. — Jacob M. Appel

You can't teach a monkey to speak and you can't teach an Arab to be democratic, — Moshe Feiglin

In the beginning, a monkey evolutioned gay marriage. — Stephen Colbert

Comedians are the monkeys of acting. When you go to the zoo, everybody loves the monkey exhibit. — Tracy Morgan

Harlow's monkeys, — Yuval Noah Harari

Humans in space suits make monkeys nervous. — Richard Preston

My company is called Talking Monkey, Inc. It's because that's what I think all people are: talking monkeys. — Joe Rogan

When we were monkeys, we were more human because we were at least not destroying the nature those days! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

Claiming my right to follow whethersoever science should lead ... it is as respectable to be modified monkey as modified dirt. — Thomas Huxley

How was your day?" Morelli asked me. "Oh, you know, the usual. Stole a truck. Blew up a building, and brought seven monkeys home with me. — Janet Evanovich

We have outsmarted ourselves, like greedy monkeys, and now we are full of dread. — Peter Matthiessen

The fact that there are bigger injustices and wrongs doesn't make it right to sacrifice an innocent monkey. It doesn't alter the case at all. — Brigid Brophy

The brown monkey's instinct to kill is correct; such men are dangerous to all monkey customs. — Robert A. Heinlein

She has big ears like a monkey , she can probably hear really good! — Charise Mericle Harper

The practice of meditation is represented by the three monkeys, who cover their eyes, ears and mouths so as to avoid the phenomenal world. — Wei Wu Wei

It's kind of good to get that evil monkey off my back! — Stefan Cherneski

Look at these clowns ...
-Hand picked monkeys.
What's wrong with this scene?
-Everything. — Jose N. Harris

We [human beings] are what happens when smart monkeys fuck. — Corey Taylor

It is more comfortable to feel that we are a slight improvement on a monkey than such a fallin' off from the angels. — Finley Peter Dunne

It wouldn't happen ... There hasn't been one publication by a monkey — Karl Pilkington

I soon learned that humans can screech even louder than monkeys. — Katherine Applegate

The work on [polio] prevention was long delayed by ... misleading experimental models of the disease in monkeys — Albert Sabin

I am afraid of radium and polonium ... I don't want to monkey with them. — Thomas A. Edison

In my imagination you're waiting lying on your side with your hands between your thighs. — Arctic Monkeys

My old man is drunker than a barrel full of monkeys, but my old lady she don't care. — Elton John

If evolution works, why are monkeys still around? — Terrence Howard

Working with any actor is like working with a monkey. — Marlon Brando

God likes a little humor, as is evidence by the fact that he made the monkeys, the parrot
and some of you people. — Billy Sunday

Silence is of the gods; only monkeys chatter. — Buster Keaton

Let your monkey do it. — Ina May Gaskin

We are like monkeys who dwell in the forest and shit on the very branches from which we hang. — Dzongsar Jamyang Khyentse

The monkeys solved the puzzle simply because they found it gratifying to solve puzzles. They enjoyed it. The joy of the task was its own reward. — Daniel H. Pink

You can beat on your chest, hell, any monkey can. — Bruce Springsteen

Culture is roughly everything we do and monkeys don't. — FitzRoy Richard Somerset

I wouldn't give my troubles to a monkey on a rock. — David Letterman

Don't throw a monkey-wrench into the machinery. — Philander Chase Johnson

An old monkey never makes a pretty face. — Francois Rabelais

Evolution isn't true, because if we evolved from monkeys, how can they still be here? — Stephen Baldwin

Those monkey-thumbs were meant for dogs. Give me my thumbs, you fu**ing monkeys! — Garth Stein

When a monkey nibbles on a weenis, it's funny in any language. — Alan Garner

Meet the new witch, same as the old bitch. We monkeys have dinged enough dongs to know. — Danielle Paige

Darwinian man, though well-behaved, at best is only a monkey shaved. — W.S. Gilbert

Strike felt abnormally huge and hairy; a woolly mammoth attempting to blend in among capuchin monkeys. — Robert Galbraith

I have a toy poodle, Shadow. She's a little whippersnapper! And I love little monkeys. — Vanessa Hudgens

We take care of each other like two monkeys picking each other's nits. Folks underestimate a good nit-pick. — Karen Marie Moning

I'd much rather a monkey throws a blanket instead of a brick. — Nicole McKay

I haven't seen a half-monkey, half person yet. — Glenn Beck

Slavery is an institution for converting men into monkeys. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

You could put on monkeys jumping up and down and get bigger numbers than MSNBC. — Bill O'Reilly

Southerners ask intimate questions in the way monkeys groom each other for lice, not to pry but to make you feel cared for. — Reynolds Price

I'll direct any movie starring a monkey or the Olsen Twins. Preferably both. — Eli Roth

Fear, greed, and ego are very expensive monkeys to have on your back while trading. — Steve Burns

Ford!" he said, "there's an infinite number of monkeys outside who want to talk to us about this script for Hamlet they've worked out. — Douglas Adams

I listen to 50 Cent, Jay-Z, Stereophonics, Arctic Monkeys; also the musical Oliver - I can sing every tune. — Wayne Rooney

We've just barely stopped being monkeys. — Duncan Trussell

Slowly, slowly, catch the monkey. — Sylvia Plath

Even monkeys fall out of trees. — J. F. Lawton

Not his circus, not his monkeys. — Tracy Ewens

In a world gone mad, we will not spank the monkey, but the monkey will spank us — Francesco Totti

Sixty eight percent of Republicans don't believe in evolution. On the other hand, only five percent of monkeys believe in Republicans. — Stephen Colbert

Too many people not enough monkeys — Anonymous

Monkeys who very sensibly refrain from speech, lest they should be set to earn their livings. — Kenneth Grahame

No. Not my circus, not my undead monkeys. — Ilona Andrews

Moreover, I wish to assure you both that I did not make any amorous advances on female monkeys. — Cassandra Clare

If you pay peanuts, you wind up hiring monkeys. — Hannibal

If you could cross a lion and a monkey, that's what I'd be, because monkeys are funny and lions are strong. — Marlon Wayans

In Kenya you've got the great birds and monkeys leaping through the trees overhead. It's a chance to remember what the world is really like. — Joanna Lumley

Scientists have reported that elephants grieve their dead, monkeys perceive injustice and cockatoos like to dance to the music of the Backstreet Boys. — Hal Herzog

Only animals have to satisfy instincts! Surely your aims are somewhat higher than theirs! Than monkeys! Pigs! — Tennessee Williams

I knew Rick Pitino was going to make them play that outbreak, monkey defense. He's been doing it all his life. — Shaquille O'Neal

The monkeys, she explained, were considered reincarnated politicians, which made Rue laugh and the stick entirely understandable. — Gail Carriger

Monkeys can rip your face off. — Jennifer Neves

People love that monkey torture. — Thomas Lennon

If you want me to be straight, gay, into monkeys, dating Kylie, whatever, I'm happy for people to project whatever onto me! — Darren Hayes

You're rarer than a can of Dandelion & Burdock
And those other girls are just post-mix lemonade — Arctic Monkeys

Your soul is like the souls of a thousand monkeys on crack, all smushed together. — Sarah Rees Brennan

Millions and millions of exuberant monkeys are creating an endless digital forest of mediocrity. — Andrew Keen

Of course there is a monkey. There is always a monkey. — Doug Dorst

You know what, evolution is a myth ... Why aren't monkeys still evolving into humans? — Christine O'Donnell

What we must do is start viewing every cow, pig, chicken, monkey, rabbit, mouse, and pigeon as our family members. — Gary Yourofsky

Why should I question the monkey when I can question the organ grinder. — Aneurin Bevan

We made it nearly 20 centuries, a bunch of monkeys with PH Ds. — Jimmy Buffett

Let's face it, the average computer user has the brain of a Spider Monkey. — Bill Gates