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Funny Pocket Quotes By Jim Gaffigan: After you eat a Hot Pocket, Everything will

After you eat a Hot Pocket, Everything will taste like rubber for a month! — Jim Gaffigan

Funny Pocket Quotes By Richard G. Scott: The seminary programs will help you as a

The seminary programs will help you as a young man or woman to lay a foundation for happiness and success in life. — Richard G. Scott

Funny Pocket Quotes By Gerald W. Darnell: Life is cheap, make sure you buy enough

Life is cheap, make sure you buy enough — Gerald W. Darnell

Funny Pocket Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: Once I pulled a job, I was so

Once I pulled a job, I was so stupid. I picked a guy's pocket on an airplane and made a run for it. — Rodney Dangerfield

Funny Pocket Quotes By Debasish Mridha: The mind is deeper than the horizon, bigger

The mind is deeper than the horizon, bigger than the universe, and more mysterious than space. — Debasish Mridha

Funny Pocket Quotes By Louise Erdrich: Funny how often the Will of God puts

Funny how often the Will of God puts a dollar in a pocket, said Dr. Ames. — Louise Erdrich

Funny Pocket Quotes By Setta Jay: You wanted to ride, my nasty girl, so

You wanted to ride, my nasty girl, so fucking ride," Sander challenged. — Setta Jay

Funny Pocket Quotes By Sarah Felix Burns: Yeah, well, we're all jerks at one time

Yeah, well, we're all jerks at one time or another. Don't beat yourself up over it. — Sarah Felix Burns

Funny Pocket Quotes By Saffron Burrows: I do get funny people sometimes coming up

I do get funny people sometimes coming up to me in supermarkets in America with my picture in their pocket, which is a bit strange. — Saffron Burrows

Funny Pocket Quotes By Sarah Mayberry: Put me down, I'm too heavy.""You're small enough

Put me down, I'm too heavy."
"You're small enough to fit in my pocket. — Sarah Mayberry

Funny Pocket Quotes By Santosh Kalwar: I was not born with English in my

I was not born with English in my pocket. — Santosh Kalwar

Funny Pocket Quotes By Jim Bakker: Most of you are so young you don't

Most of you are so young you don't know who I am, and that's good. — Jim Bakker

Funny Pocket Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I can't wait to get off the stage,

I can't wait to get off the stage, because I've got some LifeSavers in my pocket and pineapple is next! — Mitch Hedberg

Funny Pocket Quotes By Robyn Carr: Bailey, where's your hat?""In my pocket, sir!""Why isn't

Bailey, where's your hat?"
"In my pocket, sir!"
"Why isn't it on your head?"
"Because I can't get my head in my pocket, sir! — Robyn Carr