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I want to get back and figure out how we're going to make 'The Tonight Show' funny and good.
— Andy Richter
We hould totally make out right now
— Jennifer Lawrence
Montefusco bare-hands it and throws him out. That grounder will make you a traveling salesman in a hurry!
— Jerry Coleman
Onions make me sad. A lot of people don't realize that.
— Mitch Hedberg
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People think [baseball players] make $3 million and $4 million a year. They don't realize that most of us only make $500,000.
— Pete Incaviglia
Well, you know that old saying, "Keep your friends close and make out with your enemies.
— Shae Ross
I never intended to make a living from music. That's the funny thing. I wanted to be a journalist.
— Pete Seeger
It's funny how easy it is to point out other peoples mistakes and make our own mistakes seem insignificant.
— Jack Kirby
I laugh every day. There are days when my laughs are pretty hollow. Dust comes out of your mouth, and your bones make a funny sound. But I'm laughing.
— James L. Brooks
How are you gonna make an 'idol' from the type of person you're trying to avoid in real life?
— Natasha Leggero
Thank God for machines. They can make a dog sing!
— Christopher Atkins
You can't make everybody laugh. You gotta just do what you think is funny. Just be obstreperous to everybody.
— Colin Quinn
I think movies glamorize violence, in the sense that they make it in a way that it's either cool or funny.
— Matthew Vaughn
I rented a car. I didn't really need one, I just wanted to make one less available. I wanted one businessman on the bus with no car.
— Mitch Hedberg
I really love showing up at work at 10 A.M., trying to make it funny until 3 P.M., and then going home. It's like comedy bankers' hours.
— Chris Eigeman
I like to have fun, but I don't think of myself as being funny. But I'm a big jokester, so I make fun of myself a lot!
— Taylor Lautner
Don't buy the toys that make the noise!
— Denis Leary
I have a copy of you in my brain; when you make me angry I do very bad things to you.
— M.F. Moonzajer
Funny thing how when you reach out, people tend to reach right back. Best, then, to make sure your hand is open and not fisted.
— Richelle E. Goodrich
Well. Yes. Someone's trying to kill me. But you don't have to make such a big deal out of it.
— Sarah Rees Brennan
It's funny, because I'm a man of strong opinions and when I make one, I stand by it even if it starts to appear incorrect to me after a while.
— Danny Bonaduce
How am I going to explain to my kids one day that I can't buy them a happy meal because the toy will make them fat?
— Carroll Bryant
Hoover, if elected, will do one thing that is almost incomprehensible to the human mind: he will make a great man out of Coolidge.
— Clarence Darrow
Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when it's through if you are a crook or a martyr.
— Will Rogers
I think they should make Twilight closets and all the cast members can walk out of them.
— Chelsea Handler
Funny thing about revenge. It could make a killer out of a nun.
— Kevis Hendrickson
She must be in eighth grademaybe seventh. She's old enough to wear make-up, but she hasn't figured out yet how to wear it well. — David Levithan
If only there was mouthwash for the brain. Brain wash. They could make a fortune on that stuff.
— Theresa Paolo
When I was a kid I did impressions and funny voices a lot. When I was telling a story I would use the voices to make it more entertaining.
— Gabriel Iglesias
Jack Black is so funny! On and off screen, like, he would make you laugh every day. He's hilarious.
— Caitlin Hale
I want to make a vending machine that sells vending machines. It'd have to be real big.
— Mitch Hedberg
Blankets make great traps for the clinically insane, but a straightjacket might work better.
— Nicole McKay
You can make fun of yourself and people will laugh at you. If you're smart, you'll end up as a comedian. If you're not, you'll end up as a clown.
— Ljupka Cvetanova
If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there
— Will Rogers
If Disney still wants to make Epcot Center futuristic, they could do so by blowing the place up with an atom bomb.
— P. J. O'Rourke
Size does matter. There's a lot of ways to make people feel good, but personally I think it does enhance things.
— Pamela Anderson
I want to make a memorial for our turkey. Never has a bird been so tortured to provide such a lousy dinner.
— Laurie Halse Anderson
My job is summer camp. I come and talk and try to make a TV show funny.
— Danny Masterson
There is nothing so unsure as the plans we make that rely on the sensible behavior of another human being.
— Steven Saylor
Love is a funny thing. It can make you the happiest person in the world when it's good, but when it goes bad, it can crush you beyond recognition.
— Courtney Giardina
A car hit a Jewish man. The paramedic says, "Are you comfortable?" The man says, "I make a good living."
— Henny Youngman
One longs to be funny, to make people laugh. Laughter is such a sign of approval, isn't it?
— Tom Baker
I think I have a dark view of the world. I have to make everything funny, otherwise it all seems so sad.
— Moon Unit Zappa
If black boxes survive air crashes - why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
— George Carlin
Maybe you should make me a list of people I can kill and ways in which they're allowed to die," he said. "You are not funny." "I'm very funny.
— Ilona Andrews
I know how to make adults laugh pretty well. I don't know if kids think I'm that funny.
— Tom Bodett
He'd make her work so hard that a job as a cardboard-box presser at the margerine factory would seem like paradise.
— Jussi Adler-Olsen
I hope they make a show like M*A*S*H, which dealt with a lot of difficult subject matter but was very funny.
— Joan Severance
