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Sorry for the delay," Vogel said. "I was required to make a bomb. — Andy Weir

If a woman cannot make her mistakes charming, she is only a female. — Oscar Wilde

Day in and day out, your tax accountant can make or lose you more money than any single person in your life, with the possible exception of your kids — Harvey MacKay

I want to get back and figure out how we're going to make 'The Tonight Show' funny and good. — Andy Richter

He was wrong, that doesn't make him a villian. That makes him an asshole. — Jim Butcher

Men think monogamy is something you make dining tables out of. — Kathy Lette

We hould totally make out right now — Jennifer Lawrence

Montefusco bare-hands it and throws him out. That grounder will make you a traveling salesman in a hurry! — Jerry Coleman

Onions make me sad. A lot of people don't realize that. — Mitch Hedberg

Well, there's one thing to be said for money. It can make you rich. — Tom Robbins

People think [baseball players] make $3 million and $4 million a year. They don't realize that most of us only make $500,000. — Pete Incaviglia

Well, you know that old saying, "Keep your friends close and make out with your enemies. — Shae Ross

I never intended to make a living from music. That's the funny thing. I wanted to be a journalist. — Pete Seeger

It's funny how easy it is to point out other peoples mistakes and make our own mistakes seem insignificant. — Jack Kirby

I laugh every day. There are days when my laughs are pretty hollow. Dust comes out of your mouth, and your bones make a funny sound. But I'm laughing. — James L. Brooks

How are you gonna make an 'idol' from the type of person you're trying to avoid in real life? — Natasha Leggero

Thank God for machines. They can make a dog sing! — Christopher Atkins

You can't make everybody laugh. You gotta just do what you think is funny. Just be obstreperous to everybody. — Colin Quinn

She had put on make-up in a colour scheme that indicated she might be colourblind. — Stieg Larsson

I think movies glamorize violence, in the sense that they make it in a way that it's either cool or funny. — Matthew Vaughn

To people who make moving ads that block the view of websites: Not only will we not buy from you, but we want shrews to eat your liver. — Dave Barry

You can take anything, and if you explore it right, you can make it funny. — Kaitlin Olson

Not everything is funny or will make you laugh...but what a worthy goal to have. — Bobby Darnell

I rented a car. I didn't really need one, I just wanted to make one less available. I wanted one businessman on the bus with no car. — Mitch Hedberg

I make sort-of funny videos for the Internet that are watched by a handful of people. — Katie Nolan

I really love showing up at work at 10 A.M., trying to make it funny until 3 P.M., and then going home. It's like comedy bankers' hours. — Chris Eigeman

I like to have fun, but I don't think of myself as being funny. But I'm a big jokester, so I make fun of myself a lot! — Taylor Lautner

Don't buy the toys that make the noise! — Denis Leary

I have a copy of you in my brain; when you make me angry I do very bad things to you. — M.F. Moonzajer

Funny thing how when you reach out, people tend to reach right back. Best, then, to make sure your hand is open and not fisted. — Richelle E. Goodrich

Well. Yes. Someone's trying to kill me. But you don't have to make such a big deal out of it. — Sarah Rees Brennan

It's funny, because I'm a man of strong opinions and when I make one, I stand by it even if it starts to appear incorrect to me after a while. — Danny Bonaduce

How am I going to explain to my kids one day that I can't buy them a happy meal because the toy will make them fat? — Carroll Bryant

Hoover, if elected, will do one thing that is almost incomprehensible to the human mind: he will make a great man out of Coolidge. — Clarence Darrow

Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when it's through if you are a crook or a martyr. — Will Rogers

I think they should make Twilight closets and all the cast members can walk out of them. — Chelsea Handler

If you turn into a hideous monster and I am sent to slay you, I will remember this and make it as painless as I can, out of respect for you. — Jim Butcher

What's funny for me is that I made a lot of the music I make with intentions of it being a song you listen to, to chill out. — Flume

Funny thing about revenge. It could make a killer out of a nun. — Kevis Hendrickson

She must be in eighth grade
maybe seventh. She's old enough to wear make-up, but she hasn't figured out yet how to wear it well. — David Levithan

If only there was mouthwash for the brain. Brain wash. They could make a fortune on that stuff. — Theresa Paolo

When I was a kid I did impressions and funny voices a lot. When I was telling a story I would use the voices to make it more entertaining. — Gabriel Iglesias

Jack Black is so funny! On and off screen, like, he would make you laugh every day. He's hilarious. — Caitlin Hale

I want to make a vending machine that sells vending machines. It'd have to be real big. — Mitch Hedberg

Blankets make great traps for the clinically insane, but a straightjacket might work better. — Nicole McKay

The funny thing about prayers is you can absolutely make up your own if you want to. — Art Hochberg

I try to find a way to make it comfortable or interesting or funny to me. — Owen Wilson

I can't make out what they're saying; it sounds like: hiss, blah, she hiss, squeak. But the aunt appears to speak the native language. — Emma Chase

You can make fun of yourself and people will laugh at you. If you're smart, you'll end up as a comedian. If you're not, you'll end up as a clown. — Ljupka Cvetanova

If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there — Will Rogers

Before you eat the elephant, make sure you know what parts you want to eat. — Todd Stocker

No one's stopping you," said Jess. "But you've got to make it more interesting. That's why why we drift off and talk about biscuits. — Nick Hornby

If Disney still wants to make Epcot Center futuristic, they could do so by blowing the place up with an atom bomb. — P. J. O'Rourke

Size does matter. There's a lot of ways to make people feel good, but personally I think it does enhance things. — Pamela Anderson

I want to make a memorial for our turkey. Never has a bird been so tortured to provide such a lousy dinner. — Laurie Halse Anderson

About mistakes it's funny. You got to make your own; and not only that, if you try to keep people from making theirs they get mad. — Edna Ferber

My job is summer camp. I come and talk and try to make a TV show funny. — Danny Masterson

There is nothing so unsure as the plans we make that rely on the sensible behavior of another human being. — Steven Saylor

Love is a funny thing. It can make you the happiest person in the world when it's good, but when it goes bad, it can crush you beyond recognition. — Courtney Giardina

A car hit a Jewish man. The paramedic says, "Are you comfortable?" The man says, "I make a good living." — Henny Youngman

One longs to be funny, to make people laugh. Laughter is such a sign of approval, isn't it? — Tom Baker

I think I have a dark view of the world. I have to make everything funny, otherwise it all seems so sad. — Moon Unit Zappa

If black boxes survive air crashes - why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff? — George Carlin

Maybe you should make me a list of people I can kill and ways in which they're allowed to die," he said. "You are not funny." "I'm very funny. — Ilona Andrews

I know how to make adults laugh pretty well. I don't know if kids think I'm that funny. — Tom Bodett

He'd make her work so hard that a job as a cardboard-box presser at the margerine factory would seem like paradise. — Jussi Adler-Olsen

She wanted to be given a funny script so that she could make it funnier. — Nick Hornby

I hope they make a show like M*A*S*H, which dealt with a lot of difficult subject matter but was very funny. — Joan Severance

My fans are so funny, they make me laugh so much. I've got some really, really, funny, clever fans. — Ellie Goulding

When an Italian tells me it's pasta on the plate, I check under the sauce to make sure. — Alex Ferguson