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Funny Light Bulb Quotes By Ben Crenshaw: I can explain that shot. Arnold moved his

I can explain that shot. Arnold moved his wallet to the other pocket. — Ben Crenshaw

Funny Light Bulb Quotes By Steven Wright: I saw a want ad. "light housekeeping." They

I saw a want ad. "light housekeeping." They said "Here, change this bulb." I said "I'll need some friends." — Steven Wright

Funny Light Bulb Quotes By Kate Rockland: Manhattan can act as a giant suction cup,

Manhattan can act as a giant suction cup, sucking you into its folds. The city breeds no wimps and makes no apologies. — Kate Rockland

Funny Light Bulb Quotes By Krista Tippett: If God is God, we can't be afraid

If God is God, we can't be afraid of what we can learn. — Krista Tippett

Funny Light Bulb Quotes By Walt Disney: I have no use for people who throw

I have no use for people who throw their weight around as celebrities, or for those who fawn over you just because you are famous. — Walt Disney

Funny Light Bulb Quotes By Naguib Mahfouz: I was a government employee in the morning

I was a government employee in the morning and a writer in the evening. — Naguib Mahfouz

Funny Light Bulb Quotes By Peter Adejimi: It is when you start to have the

It is when you start to have the interest of people in your heart that when you start to make a change. — Peter Adejimi

Funny Light Bulb Quotes By Steven Wright: I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. — Steven Wright

Funny Light Bulb Quotes By Donald E. Westlake: If you think of movie studio executives, say,

If you think of movie studio executives, say, as society, then I root for the independent producers. — Donald E. Westlake

Funny Light Bulb Quotes By Bill Bailey: How many amoebas does it take to screw

How many amoebas does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, no two! No four! ... no eight! — Bill Bailey