Funny Light Bulb Quotes
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Funny Light Bulb Quotes & Sayings
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I saw a want ad. "light housekeeping." They said "Here, change this bulb." I said "I'll need some friends."
— Steven Wright
Manhattan can act as a giant suction cup, sucking you into its folds. The city breeds no wimps and makes no apologies.
— Kate Rockland
If God is God, we can't be afraid of what we can learn.
— Krista Tippett
It is when you start to have the interest of people in your heart that when you start to make a change.
— Peter Adejimi
I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
— Steven Wright
If you think of movie studio executives, say, as society, then I root for the independent producers.
— Donald E. Westlake
How many amoebas does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, no two! No four! ... no eight!
— Bill Bailey