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Buy a condom, ribbed for her pleasure. Turn it inside out, now it's ribbed for your pleasure.
— Katt Williams
The white man's victory soon became complete by fraud, violence, intimidation and murder.
— Ida B. Wells
I write back to all the soldiers who write to me and send them posters and calendars.
— Brooke Burke
Aspirin is perfectly legal, but if you take 13 of them motherf***ers, it'll be your last headache.
— Katt Williams
He told me once that praying is like being a soccer coach and calling saints off the bench.
— Ian Caldwell
If your pussy was so good, you would drive a better car.
— Katt Williams
I pleasure those whom I would liefest please.
— Sophocles
I discovered that a lot of the songs I like, they're fantasies, a vision of something, but you don't actually live there.
— Thomas Mars
A woman gets stretch marks from one of two things. Either she was big and got small or she was small and got big.
— Katt Williams
Everybody likes their coffee different.
— Kellie Pickler
Even in the darkest moment, before death snatches man's last breath, God is willing to save a lost soul.
— Billy Graham
I would send the complete works of Johann Sebastian Bach into outer space on the Voyager spacecraft. But that would be boasting.
— Lewis Thomas
In our lives are special moments that live as their own, the rest is movement with the passage of time.
— Donna Lynn Hope
America is a bunch o' bullies. Tell me what the Iraq uniform is like. Don't worry, I'll wait.
— Katt Williams
Desire is possibility seeking expression.
— Ralph Waldo Emerson
I pick good women, but I haven't had any luck with my men.
— Elizabeth Arden