Funny Joking Quotes
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Funny Joking Quotes & Sayings
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All the devils respect virtue.
— Ralph Waldo Emerson
At the heart of most things that look bad is something that can be good and useful.
— William Kent Krueger
Too many people miss the silver lining because they're expecting gold.
— Maurice Setters
Do you like kids?Only with barbecue sauce. — Eileen Cook
I've noticed that when people are joking they're usually dead serious, and when they're serious, they're usually pretty funny.
— Jim Morrison
The Doctor: I've seen bigger.Clara: Really?
The Doctor: Are you joking? It's massive! — Steven Moffat
Tapping into the aether, well, it was like coming home at the end of the day and finally being able to take a bra off.It was that good. — Jennifer L. Armentrout
Milton, Madam, was a genius that could cut a Colossus from a rock; but could not carve heads upon cherry-stones.
— Samuel Johnson
One life is worth no more or less than any other
— Melinda Gates
It's hard for a comic to be joking when your lines can't be funny.
— Steven Michael Quezada
Because friendship is about laughing when the other person is joking to make you feel better. Even if you don't find her joke all that funny.
— Padma Venkatraman
The cybernetic operation?""No, the sex change."
The doctor's smile faltered.
"I'm joking. — Marissa Meyer
When you're given the gift of truth, you spend a lot of time trying to tone it down because it is already offensive enough.
— Shannon L. Alder
My legs are long but my body is too short.
— Sophie Monk
Don't be too nice to him," I teased. "He'll never leave.
— Juliet Blackwell