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I don't want to dig him or his sexy self. But I keep losing my clothes when I'm with him.
— Jill Shalvis
Hot, raunchy and funny. - GiveMeBooks
— Scarlett Avery
Oz lists the hem of his shirt, exposing his cut abs, and wipes his brow with the material. Oh my with chocolate on top. That was just beautiful.
— Katie McGarry
Fine, I'll touch you, briefly, but only because you sound like you need the praise that your body's hot, and I'm totally selfless like that.
— Kyle Adams
I'm friends with a guy who is friends with a former Playboy model. So I guess you could say I'm 1 degree away from 212 degrees.
— Ryan Lilly
Look at your watch now. You're still a super hot female.
— Gwen Stefani
That's what gets converts these days," Baron said. "It's a buyers' market in apocalypse. What's hot in heresy's Armageddon.
— China Mieville
You know you're a hot mess when the only person buying you drinks all night is yourself.
— Chelsea Handler
I think so. I want a hamburger and a hot dog." I paused. "And ice cream in one of those waffle cones. And - and I want to see the big kitties.
— Jennifer L. Armentrout
Grace shivered even though it was hot out, because that's what detectives do in detective books.
— Ella Minster
Fuck you!" "Right here?" He crossed his arms. "That definitely wouldn't help your getting over me.
— Stacey Marie Brown
The Padres are really swinging some hot hats tonight!
— Jerry Coleman
What do people think about my staying with Harrison with him chasing everything that's hot and hollow?
— Dashiell Hammett
I want to show you that you can be funny and hot. You can drink and read. People are still getting used to what I am.
— Ke$ha
I've always run by the hierarchy of 'If not funny, interesting. If not interesting, hot. If not hot, bizarre. If not bizarre, break something.
— Jon Stewart
When a woman with an iron fist tells you to get out there and clean spit off the door, you do it. Especially when the iron's hot.
— Markus Zusak
Templeton is as hot as you can be and still walk!
— Jerry Coleman
It's funny, but I never knew I was hot or could be beautiful until I saw 'Basic Instinct,' and I was so shocked when I saw how pretty they made me.
— Sharon Stone
Oh, so there were angels and demons, but no vampires? No mysterious, super-hot bloodsuckers who would love you forever? Now that was totally unfair.
— Alycia Linwood
Just another part of that Spartan killer instinct. I can slay the ladies just as well as I can reapers.
— Jennifer Estep
You look like a hot tamale."
"That's not really a compliment. — Simone Elkeles
"That's not really a compliment. — Simone Elkeles
Oh, doctor. I think I'm sick I need some penis-cilin. I fake cough again into my hand.
— S.K. Logsdon
Oh, hell, he'd look hot in a chicken suit.
— Cyn Balog
Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain't so hot.
— Minnie Pearl
I made a tactical error tonight with Wyatt." She paused "Horizontally."
Sara laughed. "Again? — Jill Shalvis
Sara laughed. "Again? — Jill Shalvis
You can't tell me the success of Kevin Bacon isn't somehow tied to his name. You're not going out to see a Kevin Hot-Dog movie.
— Jim Gaffigan
He really needed to stop being so hot while his hands were on me.
— Veronica Blade
I wasn't a 'hot chick' in high school. I was 'funny' and a tomboy and probably a little uncomfortable with my amazing boobs.
— Iliza Shlesinger
It was so hot today that Burger King was singing, "if you want it your way, cook it yourself."
— Johnny Carson
She said he looked hot in uniform.
He said she looked hot without clothes.
She said he did, too. He agreed. — Angela Verdenius
He said she looked hot without clothes.
She said he did, too. He agreed. — Angela Verdenius
Right. Because if you have trouble putting ketchup and mustard on a hot dog, you should totally move on to saving lives.
— Huntley Fitzpatrick
Military Wives - Sacrificing Months of Sex for the Country.
— Aditi Mathur Kumar