Waxed Quotes

Count no matron happy until she hath passed thirty, and hath not waxed fat. — Gelett Burgess

The man waxed his mustache. In Sebastian's book, that was never a good sign. — Stephen Gallagher

Thus the liberties of Holland and Flanders waxed, daily, stronger. — John Lothrop Motley

I had beautiful wavy hair and a waxed mustache. — Curly Howard

Have I ever waxed poetic about the glory that is the fuzzy-chested vampire wearing nothing but cowboy boots? — Chloe Neill

And bitter waxed the fray; Brother with brother spake no word When they met in the way. — Jean Ingelow

There are only a few things that are more entertaining than watching a cat trying to run across a freshly waxed wood floor after a ball. — David C. Holley

Don't cook. Don't clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum. — Joan Rivers

I had my back waxed once by two women ... and at one point they said, Do you mind if we take a break? — Robin Williams

I glared daggers at him, but they just bounced off him like water on a freshly waxed car. — H.P. Mallory

Hair Butch waxed so heavily that it seemed to scream up from his skull. — Stephen King

the truth from his ears, waxed strong. — Geraldine Brooks

We listened patiently to Lester, words skittering out of his mouth like cartoon dogs on fresh-waxed linoleum, frantically going nowhere. — Amy Tan

As for waxing, I've never waxed in my life and I never would. I'm extremely Welsh, so I draw the line at removing body hair. — Matthew Rhys

until the moon had waxed fat and thinned, and again grown heavy with the child of night, — Rosemary Hawley Jarman

Nature played a cruel trick on her by giving her a waxed mustache. — Alan Bennett

But a light now waxed within him at the knowledge that such wonders as he had been shown could exist. — Sylvia Engdahl

When I first had my eyebrows waxed, I was pretty disturbed. — Chiwetel Ejiofor

You stupefied me. We waxed,
Carnivores, late and alight
In the beaded winter. All was ominous, luminous. — John Ashbery

I married a man who isn't afraid to wash a dish, scrub a toilet, or have his unibrow waxed into submission by a licensed professional. — Jen Lancaster

Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor. — Ogden Nash